• 30 Apr 2009 at 11:50 AM

Happy Birthday, Ashley Dupré!

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That’s right, ladies, our favorite governor bangin’ prostie turns 24 today! Since the noted hooker fucker is most likely not sending her a gift (the brute), we’ll just have to step up to the plate for him. Suggestions as to what she might like would be greatly appreciated (money’s no object). In the shorter term, we wanted to deliver a cake but, unfortunately, don’t have an address for the working girl’s place of business at the moment. Bad for Ash D but good for you! We’ve decided to send the frosting originally intended for the birthday girl to one lucky recipient. Please nominate yourself or someone you think is deserving of the treat now, and consider those candles blown!

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    Comments (25)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 11:53 AM

      Do you by chance have Spitzer’s mailing address; I think he’d want to be part of the celebration…

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 11:56 AM

      Those breasts never get old.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:04 PM

      I’d like to nominate myself to jump out of the cake naked.

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:09 PM

      will the ladies of db be baking the cake themselves?

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:10 PM

      it’s birthday suit time

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:18 PM

      @3 – Carney left last year…it’s only the men who remain.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:19 PM

      @6- har har har (sarcasm)

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:21 PM

      Fairfield Greenwich Group
      Fairfield Greenwich Advisors, L.L.C.
      55 East 52nd Street, 33rd Floor
      New York, NY 10055
      Tel: (212) 319-6060
      Fax: (212) 319-0450

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:23 PM

      gift idea: the hpv vaccination

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:24 PM

      @8- that’s where she’s working?

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:25 PM

      just send the cake to client number 8 (larry robbins)

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:50 PM

      Send the cake to Joe Biden’s Paradigm Capital (see Zero Hedge…)

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:01 PM

      According to Bloomberg Ashley Dupre was born on 1-24-86, so her birthday was a few months ago……check it for your self…I especially like her picture on Bloomberg….

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:21 PM

      is that a bulge i see?

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:11 PM

      No other choice, but Mr. SAC himself.

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:36 PM

      I’d sooooo hit that…

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:38 PM

      she deserves a $35,000 toilet

    18. 18
      Posted by Ops slave | April 30, 2009 at 3:39 PM

      Congratulations on owning a great pair of your NEW YORK BOOBS!
      -stolen from Dave Chappelle’s b material….(do your homework, its there)

    19. 19
      Posted by Ops slave | April 30, 2009 at 3:40 PM

      Congratulations on owning a great pair of NEW YORK BOOBS!
      -stolen from Dave Chappelle’s b material….(do your homework, its there)

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:52 PM

      wikipdia confirms today’s her b-day (citing TMZ)
      on celebrity dirt, i’d go with TMZ over Bloomberg.

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM

      Spitzer’s frosting the cake himself with some fresh man cream

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 4:13 PM

      If you’re sending cake over, may I suggest some crab cake?

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 4:52 PM

      i shagged that girl a few times when my firm was paying the bill for such frills. she doesn’t do much for the money. so i drilled her for punishment

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 4:57 PM

      @23 = Bus Driver: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
      Billy Madison: No, you don’t.
      Bus Driver: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and her *got it on*. Wooo-eee!
      Billy Madison: No, they didn’t.
      Bus Driver: No, no, no they didn’t. But you could imagine what it’d be like if they did, right…? Everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful.
      [shouts]
      Bus Driver: No yelling on the bus!

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 6:39 PM

      #2 gets it right.

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