• 16 Apr 2009 at 8:39 AM

Jamie Dimon Is Testy This Morning!

By Bess Levin

Picture 1106.pngGird your loins JPMorgan conference call participants! Boy toy CEO Jamie Dimon just gave it to Guy Moszkowski cold, telling the Merrill Lynch analyst, “Maybe you should let someone else ask a question, Guy.”
Update: Dimon closes the call by asking, “Any more questions– GUY– YOU got anything?”

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    Don’t call me guy, buddy.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    it was way harsh

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Moszkowski definitely soiled himself after that.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    He didn’t call him Chisel Chest?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    it was awesome

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    analysts are like paparazzi, you should slap them sometimes so they learn to keep their distance

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    suggested tag: keep your pimp hand strong

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    JD introducing Guy Moscow to some good old fashioned Greek Thunder = best way to begin the day.
    -MoneygripWisdom

  9. 9
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 16, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    Any chance we can get a transcript later for some context, missed the call.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    @analyst– you need a replay, not a transcript. you gotta hear his tone. ICE.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Little journalistic critique here Bess, next time you report on something you should probably tell us what the question was instead of just hopping all over Dimon’s schlong.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Cut JD some slack – earnings massaging is hard work.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    someone post the redtube please.

  14. 14
    Posted by Bess Levin | April 16, 2009 at 9:22 AM

    Thanks for the “journalist critique,” sugar tits @11, however what the question was is of little importance. Guy had simply been taking up too much time, period, and Dimon was sick of hearing him speak. Next time wake up earlier so you can be sure to listen along.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    You shut your mouth when speaking to JD.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    also amazing was the comment at the end of the Q&A – giving Moscow one last dig (“Any more questions– GUY – YOU got anything?”) LOL
    -MoneyGrip Wisdom

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Jamie Dimon is to Guy as Bess is to #11. It’s a bitchslapping Thursday morning.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    Don’t leave out that he wrapped up the call by asking if Guy had any more questions. Ooohh, and the backhand!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    That idiot totally deserved Dimon’s wrath – This is JP Morgan for God’s sake!

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    I wouldn’t mind having that Dimon in my rough.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Bloomberg transcript says the quote went down as “Maybe you should let someone else ask a question, too.”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    @17
    uh right – except for that one is a rock star CEO and the other one is ..

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    @20 homo banker welcome back!

  24. 24
    Posted by american bandersnatch | April 16, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Dimon is like something out of the Iliad – driving the analysts before him like Achilles drove the Trojans.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    #11, you mess with the bull, you gunna get the horns, sucka.
    Coke on a Thursday

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    @22/11- don’t be bitter you got bitch slapped, it happens to everyone eventually.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    @1
    don’t call me buddy, pal.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    @22- do you know what an analogy is?

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Gay Banker, its been too long you old tea bagging son of a bitch!

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    I thought the headline said that Dimon was TASTY this morning.
    Never mind.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Hey Bess, Guy no longer works for Merrill. It is Bank of America Merrill Lynch.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    @27 — don’t call me pal, friend

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    @32 – don’t call me friend, dude

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Milk of some young guy was spilt, today.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    Hey, it’s hard to talk when you’re teabagging.
    - A. Cooper

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    Don’t call me dude, SPORT

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    @36 don’t call me sport, CHIEF

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    @36 don’t call me sport, CHIEF

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    37 – Don’t call me chief, GUY

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    Stop calling me chief.

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    You call me whateva u like!
    -Ruth Madoff

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    Anyone know where I can listen to this? Gotta hear it…

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    @39 – well played.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    @ 32 don’t call me friend, jackass
    @33
    please see
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240772/quotes

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    Don’t ever call me late for dinner.
    Texas Fat

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    Stop quoting Ocean’s 11 and find a decent move to borrow from.
    Yeah, yeah, it was set and shot in Vegas, so we all must love it.
    Or not

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    Seriously… Anyone know where I can listen to this? Gotta hear it…
    -42

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Thanks for the props Bess

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    @46 Thank you.

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    @47- there’ll probably be a replay on JPM’s site around noon.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    It’s already out there.

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    It’s already out there. http://investor.shareholder.com/JPMorganChase/presentations.cfm
    Follow the webcast link- it will reload.

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Awesome!
    -42, 47

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    -don’t call me blumpkin, smactass
    -tgwwbh

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    @28 do you know what a2m is?

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    just listened to the call – i say much ado about nothing. if you think thats a verbal bitchslap, try being a lawyer on a deal with me…

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    btw meredith sounds like an eager-to-please-dear-teacher-i’ll-suck-your-dick-fo-a-B+ rather than a dominatrix

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    @56- no one gives a shit that you’re a big shot (ie nobody). In the grand scheme of public conference calls, Guy got served, and you can tell he knows it.

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    @58 – if you think that is “getting served” you sir are a pussy! get your fucking balls reattached. where do you work a kindergarten?

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    @59- please. if this were behind closed doors, fine, but it was on a public conference call. He bitched him out, and you could tell Guy was shocked.

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    Maybe 11 had a point – a story should have a beginning, middle, and an end….

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    61 = 11

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    the proper response from the analyst at the end should have been something on the lines of ” James, you’re the head of a multi billion public company. It’s unbecoming of you to get your panties in a bunch over the words of a 2nd year analyst who can barely pay the rent.”
    It doesn’t matter if it’s true or improper, that is the proper response.

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    @60
    i repeat – you are a pussy, im a dick, fuck you

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    @64- wow, what a marvelous attempt at wit.
    tool.

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    @65 – miauw miauw

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @ 63
    hi GUY

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    @1 you can call me Al

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