Picture 1185.pngSo! Remember last month when we learned that William Cohan’s new book on Bear Stearns has Jimmy Cayne calling Journal reporter Kate Kelly a “cunt,” Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner a back office “clerk” with a “boyfriend” and a “hard on,” and CNBC on-air editor Charlie Gasparino a “snake”? We talked to Charlie Gasparino about that last allegation this morning and, according to Chaz, his inclusion in House of Cards is a total crock, for a couple reasons.
First off, William Cohan never called Gaspo to check things out. Well, he did email Chaz, but that was all the way back last year, and all he wrote was “Hey, we should talk.” Charlie was busy, assumed Cohan “just wanted to go to lunch or something,” and ignored the note. The lack of a call, in Gaspo’s mind, was a failure on Cohan’s part to comply with “Journalism 101 standard operating procedures.”
Second, the whole “snake” comment was a misunderstanding, according to Jimmy Cayne, who last night, perhaps after getting lit, called up Gasparino to clear the air. Removing the bong from his lips long enough to speak, Cayne told Charlie that while, yeah, he did refer to CG as a snake, a) it was said out of anger b) the burn was taken out of context c) he’s sorry d) he said “a lot of great stuff” about Charlie that didn’t make it to print and e) he thinks Charlie is “the best damn reporter” he’s ever seen. “Relentless.”
Earlier: Charlie Gasparino’s Love Affair With Jimmy Cayne

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Comments (26)

  1. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    Sounds to me like he was hitting on the Gasbag

  2. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    @1- me too.

  3. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    He called Gaspo a “snake”???? Goddammit that is just not right!!! No respect!!! Slandeous and libelous to say the least!!!! You want to know why???
    Because snakes are wonderful parts of the ecosystem of the planet we live upon, performing duties that would tip eco-systemical events into a dark region we study but don’t want to experience. PETA should defend the snakes and sue for defamation.

  4. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Too Mary, Didn’t Jane.

  5. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    anyone know this Partner a Kaye Scholer that abandoned her kids……
    Its causing quite the stir

  6. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    @5- no one here give a fuck about some lawyer. take that shit to Above the Law.

  7. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @5: It happened to the “Watch Dog”, a consumer reporter for the Ft. Worth Star Telegram last year. Matter was resolved with an apology and no charges filed. Dude kept his job too.

  8. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    at what point in the phone convo with do you think charlie started jerking it?

  9. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    f) “now what do you say to some phone sex?”

  10. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Its not snake, its Fat Cobra.

  11. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Jimmy Cayne wants to hitch a ride on the LOBSTERWAGON.

  12. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Cayne is so irrelevant at this point he should change his name to “American Idol” just to keep it in the paper.

  13. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    You guys actually get to talk to Gasparino, like, on the phone and everything? I’m so jealous.

  14. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    @13- um, where do you see some sort of perceived bragging about talking to him?

  15. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Its William Cohan

  16. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @13- kind of sounds like you are, despite the attempt to leave a comment dripping in sarcasm.

  17. Posted by Bess Levin | April 23, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    oops! thanks, 15.

  18. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Gaspo talks to me directly almost every day on CNBC. Looks right at me on the flatscreen.

  19. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    of course he’s not a snake. He’s a Grape Ape.

  20. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    @18 really? he looks right at me in the equinox steam room

  21. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    @20
    Stare-down before the sword fight?

  22. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Jimmy Cayne is so, so yesterday.

  23. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Gaspy is a fraidy cat. He was a no-show at a panel on the FinMedia and their role in missing the econ crisis last night. Alan Murray of the WSJ and LIz Claman at Fox Business showed. They were great. There was chatter Maria Bartibigbutt backed out too.
    http://gawker.com/5224732/charlie-gasparino-is-scared-he-might-say-something-stupid-about-jon-stewart

  24. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    @18 he looks at me everyday too…in the equinox steam room

  25. Posted by guest | April 23, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    Hi, this is Max Waters! There are so many snakes in D.C.
    They bite me and I bite them back.

  26. Posted by Best Buy ISA | July 8, 2010 at 6:36 AM

    Goddammit that is just not right!!! No respect!!! Slandeous
    Gaspy is a fraidy cat. He was a no-show at a panel on the FinMedia and their role in missing the econ crisis last night. Alan Murray of the WSJ and LIz Claman at Fox Business showed. They were great. There was chatter Maria Bartibigbutt backed out too.

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