No more waking up at noon to reposition himself on the couch for the remainder of the day– Dick Fuld now has a legit reason to get out of bed in the morning! Deal Journal reports the old boy has found gainful employment at Matrix Advisors, joyous news his assistant (E to the C?) wasted no time disseminating late last Friday. Thinking of sending congratulatory flowers or Gorilla masks? You can find Big D at 780 Third Ave.

Comments (7)

  1. Posted by guest | April 6, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    http://www.matrixadvisorsvaluefund.com/
    I think my 11 year old nephew’s World of Warcraft site looks more professional.

  2. Posted by guest | April 6, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    This guy should be picking up trash on the side of the highway. How could he show his face in an office?? “Hey everyone, this is Dick. Hes joining our team from Lehman Bros where he specialized in double talk and mis-information, leading to a collapse of the company. He also is the reason a ton of people are autta work. “

  3. Posted by guest | April 6, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Rumor is JC has been snooping around distressed CA residential real estate w a minimum of 300 amp service to use as grow houses in anticipation that CA will legalize.

  4. Posted by PatrickBateman | April 6, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Minimum investment for Matrix is $1,000…..that…is…awesome

  5. Posted by guest | April 6, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    How much for harassing Fuld with daily phone calls on the performance of my investment? Will $1500 cut it?

  6. Posted by guest | April 6, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    is dick fuld really any worse than the other Ibank CEO’s? if one of them had went BK we’d be saying the same things about that guy. those ceo’s did the same doubletalk and misinformation . dumb luck said it was lehman who got shafted though.

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