• 16 Apr 2009 at 10:56 AM

JPMorgan May Be Better Than Its Peers But That’s Not Good Enough For Mike Mayo

By Bess Levin

Maybe that sort of shit would fly with, I don’t know, Meredith Whitney, but not with this guy. Dimon should count himself lucky it requires too much effort on Mike’s part to unshackle the Mayo Jar, which is kept taped down during the day so as not to scare small children who are at eye-level with it, otherwise he’d be in the awkward position of having to tell people how his teeth got knocked out.
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Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Extra mayo, please.
    Now kick me in the jimmy!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    nothing can stop the mayo jar.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:19 AM

    While JPMorgan’s financials look great and indicate a generally positive climate for financial institutions (smth I wholeheartedly cheer about), it may face serious problems in the future. Unlike GS and MS, JP Morgan doesn’t actually price its assets to market, which means that it is more likely to have to do write-downs in the future. But I hope not to the same degree as Lehman.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    All this and Guy get’s the slapdown….

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    All this and Guy get’s the slapdown….

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    In every class, there’s always one joker who thinks that he’s smarter than me. In that class, that happens to be you. Isn’t it, Mayo-naise?
    Gunnery Sgt. Jamie Dimon

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    Mayo!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Why would they try to bring this back?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 16, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    MAYOMAYOMAYO
    SHAMWOW

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