RE: yesterday’s post, from a “former senior insider”:
I can assure you that as of today, the New York’s RBS Lev Fin in New York has not been fired or eliminated. Instead, the top talents at RBS Lev Fin have been retained and redeployed into a few new groups that will be announced shortly. These groups will continue to harness the many talented senior bankers as well as their experienced junior staff in areas where RBS has been well-known, especially on their debt product / distressed debt advisory side along with their reputable TMT group (which advised on Clear Channel, Alltel, Univision, Hertz buyouts).
total lie. yesterday’s post was correct.
well, if the dissenting view is true, rbs is more fucked that I thought.
so many lies, on so many levels
this guy sounds like he stills works there as a promoter
Wow! Didn’t know you needed a cheerleading diploma to work at RBS. Nice!
I bet everyone comes in to the office wearing teeny tiny skirts.
“I can assure you that as of today, the New York’s RBS Lev Fin in New York has not been fired or eliminated.”
Read: Today is Saturday. As of Monday, the group will be eliminated
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“Instead, the top talents at RBS Lev Fin have been retained and redeployed into a few new groups that will be announced shortly.”
Read: We will be announcing certain MD’s will be reassigned as “Assistant Deputy Director Consulting Advisors” responsible for counting days on the calendar until their employment contracts run out.
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“These groups will continue to harness the many talented senior bankers as well as their experienced junior staff in areas where RBS has been well-known, especially on their debt product / distressed debt advisory side along with their reputable TMT group (which advised on Clear Channel, Alltel, Univision, Hertz buyouts).”
Read: The ranks of “Assistant Deputy Director Consulting Advisors” will include individuals under employment contracts who were previously assigned to debt product and distressed debt advisory duties.
“Top talent”
Uh huh. Yep. Sure.
A winning example of the kind of self serving senior spin that pushed through all those bad LBO loans (and their bonuses).
i am offended by posts 3 and 5, editors please remove them
douche@9 good luck trying to throw your flab around.
- suck it
‘Cause it’s T-M-T, it’s dynamite!
Think “douche” @9 was perhaps being sarcastic.
@6 knows what’s happening.
is it true that above the law is owned by a number of large law firms and that above the law gives information to these law firms about the posters ?
i am offended by posts 10 and 14, editors please remove them
14 – i heard the same thing
in fact, i heard they protect certain firms and will delete posts if those posts criticize those firms
above the law should reveal the names of all of its shareholders immediately
I could care less. I just want to finger bang Bess while she polishes my knob.
Head of High Yield Syndicate in the US was still on Bloomberg as of Friday. Haven’t spoken with him in a while so will not make any predictions as to where he will be on Monday.
- Fixed Income
i am offended by posts 9 and 15, editors please remove them
I am offended by everyone here, except for the teeny skirt comment.
Angelina Jolie as Dagny Taggart, just one more reason to see Atlas Shrugged the movie.
Mow the lawn
This guy sounds like he’s full of freshly strumped dump
if there are any true top talents left, i suspect they will soon be walking out the door when a better opportunity comes along. great work by the UK taxpayers in driving out good folks.
I don’t know about “well-known,” but “11x Ebitda” suggest that they’re morons from the Univision example.
i am offended by post 23, editors please remove it
@17
and that makes you the quintessential dealbreaker commenter – you don’t know shit about finance nor really care, but you got the impression from the other commenters that bess is hot + you like anonymous bashing and thats enough reason to stick around..
26-
It would seem that 17 is a quintessential Wall Streeter. Its been pretty well established during the past 24 months that most of the people who have worked on Wall Street during the past 10 years didn’t know shit about finance nor did they really care.
I agree with @17. And could care less what the rest of you think.
I have worked on Wall Street for the past 10 years. And I don’t know shit about finance. But I agree with @17 too.
Bess can polish my helmut while I diddle her fagina all day long.
i am offended by posts 28 and 29, editors please remove them
I am offended by any one who doesn’t want a knob job from Bess.
i am offended by post 31, editors please remove him from the gene pool.
I’m the “effendi” here, pal.
@33 I’m not your pal, dude.
i am offended by post 33, editors please remove it, thanks!
I am offended that Bess has not yet apparently, bobbed the knob. Editors – please make sure that Bess complies.
Sham WOW. Swallow or spit, Beth? Please say swallow.
@36 Cliff?
i am offended by post 38
i am offended by Cliff Asness. Editors, please take him down a notch.
- not @37
Univision? Clear Channel? giggles…
I would stuff Bess’s muff. And she is a Jew. So swallowing is out.
Q – How do you stop a Jewish girl from having sex?
A- Marry her.
The dissenting view is completely correct. Only a few people laid off; rest moved to other groups. (In fact, I’m one of those moved to a new group).
@41- try harder to be lamer.
@42 = the “former senior insider”?
I think 80% of the comments here are from the same person.
What makes Bess so hot is her “fuck you or fuck you harder” writing style/attitude.
I’m really stoned right now but is there any truth to posts 14 and 16?
stoned@45- “is there any truth to posts 14 and 16?”
no.
Damn you 14 and 16. DAMN YOU! I was already for some good stuff.
Wake up Bess!
10:14am and nothing new on this site.
I agree with @49. Given todays technical issues, we are all owed a confirmation.
Bess is a spitter. Amherst. All you need to know.
@51- nope.
@52- prove it.
@52- prove it.
@53- how would one do that? ask the lady in question to cough up the semen she purportedly ingested?
you know, take it to HUMOR instead of vitriol.
wow. what venom in these comments.
try http://www.iget2work.com
check out their unemployed quilt or laugh at a few jokes while LOOKING FOR WORK instead of being so …. well, just see the comments above. good nite all. good luck! and chek out that site….it’s funny.
tard@56- spare us your shit blog. and btw: I found the comment about needing a cheerleading diploma to work at RBS very humorous.
Those advisories are buy side to PE, name only, NO FEE, and awarded as a quid pro quo for the reckless application of underwriting capital to some of the sketchiest LBOs of the era.
Think of RBS LF management as little Kim Jong Ils. Lots of propaganda. Zero substance. Their best chance at an advisory revenue stream is to threaten to weaponize their plutonium.
Scared old men trying desperately to convince the world they once had game.
Those advisories are buy side to PE, name only, NO FEE, and awarded as a quid pro quo for the reckless application of underwriting capital to some of the sketchiest LBOs of the era.
Think of RBS LF management as little Kim Jong Ils. Lots of propaganda. Zero substance. Their best chance at an advisory revenue stream is to threaten to weaponize their plutonium.
Scared old men trying desperately to convince the world they once had game.
59 Granting business in name only in return for capital happens over and over. A bank gets league table status, some fees. But the same few firms do the real work. Funny business. Reminds me of the court of Louis XV, where there was a lord of the chamber pot, another lord in charge of tearing the royal toilet paper. But the actual shitting was done by Louis himself.