Not sure how we missed this but Nails is in trouble, BIG TIME. Many of you will recall that last June, LD put his Thousand Oaks, California house on the market, hoping to see a 33 percent return after having purchased it ten months earlier for $18.5 million. Now we find out that exactly no one went for the $24,950,000 asking price, despite Dykstra's genius idea to throw in some extras to clinch the deal, the coup de grace of the package being LD's "Discarded Dips Of Distinction," a collection of chewing tobacco from the great moments in his illustrious career, tastefully encased in a white gold-flecked display case. And the hits don't stop there. Private equity firm Index Investors, which granted Dykstra a $850,000 bridge loan in November, secured by the 8-bedroom manse, filed foreclosure papers on Dykstra's pad last month, as has Washington Mutual, on account of Nails defaulting on his $12 million mortgage. Also, his Gulfstream II was impounded on February 12. Basically, the guy needs cash ASAP. How fortuitous then, that Dykstra's best bud, Jim Cramer, who's publicly described LD as the one of the greatest in the biz, will be ringing in the 1000th episode of his television show tonight. As the thing will probably prove highly watched, should JC turn it into a Save Nails telethon? We say yes.






Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:13AM
I pointed out a couple of days ago that we should've known we were in a bubble when a ballplayer who prided himself on not reading (because it might affect his batting eye) was being called an investment genius. By Jim Cramer.
--Gil
www.chimeraobscura.com/vm
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:14AM
The only thing worse than a baseball player with money is a neo-con talk show host with money.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:17AM
This is all you need to know about Nails...
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_8558
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:17AM
"Two Months of Hell with Lenny"
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_8558
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:19AM
for the record, @3 and @4 are two people, not a duplicate post
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:27AM
I still remember reading an article a couple of years back touting LD's (Learning Disabled?) trading acumen. I don't like to base my decisions on the way the manager looks, but F'ing A...and that's before he opens his mouth.
From the article I read, a summary of LDs "trading strategy": Buy otm calls on highly volatile stocks and sell as soon as he has a 10% return on your money. (Calling forehead slapper, this is in your sweet spot). That's it. What could go wrong?
Those who gave this guy anything deserve what they get.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:29AM
The eyes don't lie, Chico the eyes don't lie.....
Now I know where Glen Beck got the idea.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:35AM
Somalians just kidnapped Charlie Gasparino.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:43AM
@8 - We should be so lucky!
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:50AM
Hard to see LD imploding like this. Didn't see it coming. Nope.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 11:52AM
@2 - you're a fcking idiot
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 12:03PM
@2- jim cramer is not a neo-con, genius.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 12:30PM
jim cramer vouch= kiss of death
Posted by polizeros , Apr 08, 2009 12:50PM
Our world has become so weird that I've no idea if you're joking about the chewing tobacco or not.
I mean, last week Boston Latin, an elite prep school, issued a statement saying saying there were no vampires on their campus. Seriously.
Satire is becoming increasingly hard to do.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 1:40PM
You had to be a real douchbag to believe this Dykstra asshole is the real thing. Fuck that fraud. Send him to the hole to join Madoff.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 1:57PM
Real Sports on HBO did a profile on Nails. Bernard Goldberg did the interview.
It was clear from the piece that LD just like every Hedge Fund looked like they were brilliant as the bubble grew bigger and bigger.
After I saw the profile on Real Sports I knew it was just a matter of time before Nails struck out. He was trying to sell this crappy magazine to retired athletes that you just knew was a huge joke.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 2:05PM
Lenny will be working a gloryhole to make ends meet, and that's where this monkey belongs.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 2:18PM
This just proves once again that the Mets suck.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 3:20PM
#1,
I think most everybody knew that we were in a bubble all along.
We should have just known that we were near the peak when a ballplayer who prided himself on not reading (because it might affect his batting eye) was being called an investment genius. By Jim Cramer.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 3:47PM
If only Randall Lane knew that this guy was a deadbeat perhaps Doubledown Media would still be in business. The Players Club baby, living the dream!
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 3:56PM
@18 is spot on. How can anyone take any kind of advice from a Met or former met. Plus LD played in Philly. Isn't that where Wharton is? Lots of geniuses coming out of there lately.
Posted by guest , Apr 08, 2009 4:38PM
Another article about his money making schemes:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/03/24/080324fa_fact_mcgrath
Posted by trojan , Apr 08, 2009 9:54PM
my gf is from TO, she's seen the Dude in person and he looks like brett favre's retarded cousin
Posted by guest , Apr 12, 2009 6:34PM
Good article in Lenny's local paper detailing his financial woes:
http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2009/apr/09/ex-ballplayers-home-in-default/
Posted by guest , Apr 13, 2009 10:53AM
Calling people darkies, spearchuckers, and, bitches are NOT very good ways to win new friends and influence people, especially during a time when you need all the help that you can get! Why should they care or give a rotted rats arse that you are going broke?
Posted by guest , Apr 13, 2009 10:54AM
Calling people darkies, spearchuckers, and, bitches are NOT very good ways to win new friends and influence people, especially during a time when you need all the help that you can get! Why should they care or give a rotted rats arse that you are going broke?
Posted by guest , Apr 13, 2009 10:54AM
Calling people darkies, spearchuckers, and, bitches are NOT very good ways to win new friends and influence people, especially during a time when you need all the help that you can get! Why should they care or give a rotted rats arse that you are going broke?
Posted by guest , Apr 13, 2009 10:54AM
Calling people darkies, spearchuckers, and, bitches are NOT very good ways to win new friends and influence people, especially during a time when you need all the help that you can get! Why should they care or give a rotted rats arse that you are going broke?
Posted by guest , Apr 24, 2009 3:55AM
He should have sold his "framed spit collection" back when someone remembered who he was.
Posted by guest , Apr 25, 2009 11:22PM
I live in Thousand Oaks, he bought this house from Gretzky. JC should help a brutha out.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 8:16PM
@25 @26 et al
Calling someone an Idiot for posting the same message four times IS a very good idea