Presumably. Gotta figure 50-50 chance, right? Anyway, yes, Ruth Madoff visited her husband last night for the first time since he started bunking at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, shrouded in black as though she were a grieving widow (and let’s be honest, girlfriend’s most likely mourning the death of her money/old life). Check out ten seconds of footage from the big event after the jump and then join us as we consider what those crazy kids talked about during the 90 minute meeting. Passover’s a given, obviously, but how ’bout those Noels?
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I hate this woman.
Notice how, just like Bernie, you can see a glimmer of a smile?
She smuggled in a copy of Excel
The Rerformed Broker
Do you think she removed her false teeth before sucking him off or was it a quick hand job?
She smuggled in a copy of ‘Horses For Courses’ magazine. This is an exclusive Pony mag that provides insider betting odds on the fabulous Noel girls who will be running in this years Kentucky Derby and the UK’s Grand National. With the right ‘bets’ they could make back all the ‘losses’ and pay those they bilked back.
Not sure whether the girls will be running in any of the Dubai fixtures this year.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_National
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Derby
wish i could screw so many (all tastes, positions and fads) when i’m over 70
doesn’t he deserve a rest?
mangy cat
Really, I cannot wait for her to be arrested. Bernie was small potatoes – I think she was pulling the strings and telling him to keep at it when he wanted to “come clean”. And until withdrawals well exceeded assets, so far that even Ruth couldn’t keep his nose to the grindstone – he fell on his sword.
She should be drawn and quartered. Or steenthed.
Ruth “Lucille Bluth” Madoff
No way Bess, you’re an FSU fan? “How ’bout them ‘Noels” is right.
http://www.genedeckerhoff.com/goodies.asp
@8 No touching!
“I’m so glad you came.”
“Wanna rub my shankbone, baby?”
her?
@9- noels as in Walter Noel, Fairfield Greenwich founder?
Why is this night different from all others?
hope bubba visited bernie’s cell regularly for conjugal visits!!
There are no conjugal visits in the federal system
@16- not true
Madoff is truly a very small part of this story. The world is full of Madoff’s but the real story is what caused them to exist? You can fool some of the people some of the times but this is ridiculous. Professional investors continued with Madoff out of greed not stupidity! You think there is nothing fishy about getting 10% returns for 10 years? This is history repeating itself, every time a liberal makes a law without reading it there will be a Madoff out there to take advantage give to them by liberals like Dodd and Frank and Polosi. There is plenty guilt to throw around.
18 Yes, I too long for the days when good government reigned and highly intelligent people like George W. Bush were in charge. On a more serious note: given the degree to which the US became fked up during 8 years of R rule, six of which included an R congress as well, I’m surprised that people like you don’t just go and hide in shame.