• 24 Apr 2009 at 12:02 PM

Memories Of Bear

We understand that the word “billion” has lost a good deal of meaning around here lately. Be that as it may, some statistics that contain the word are still useful (at least for entertainment value). To wit:

The Federal Reserve took on more than $74 billion in subprime mortgages, depreciating commercial leases and other assets after Bear Stearns Cos. and American International Group Inc. collapsed.
In its biggest disclosure of the securities accepted to stabilize capital markets, the Fed said yesterday it had unrealized losses of $9.6 billion on the assets as of Dec. 31. The bonds, swaps and notes were taken in from Bear Stearns, once the fifth-biggest Wall Street firm by capitalization, and AIG, which had been the world’s largest insurer.

Oh, and don’t worry about the 13% in losses the Fed has racked up in just over three months. Those are unrealized.
Bear, AIG Dumped $74 Billion in Subprime, CDOs on Fed [Bloomberg]

Comments (13)

  1. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Now wait just one minute, hank said we would make money.

  2. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    They don’t call them toxic for nothing.

  3. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    Bear should have been allowed to go under and Lehman should have been saved.

  4. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    The “world” Billion?
    or word?

  5. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Not their fault. Paulson threatened to fire them all if they didn’t step up and buy…….

  6. Posted by Anal_yst | April 24, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    Is Maiden Lane hiring? What are Associate #’s?

  7. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    What’s the fucking obsession over Paulson and his “alpha male” status?
    He’s a fucking four eye elitist who could never make a clean tackle to save his life.
    Fuck him and the Beard.
    CODE PINK!
    FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    @3, guess you worked for lehman. i guess bear can say in this case, first!

  9. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    Talking about a billion:
    Apple just revealed that the winner of its billion app download contest is Connor Mulcahey from Weston, Connecticut. The 13 year-old downloaded the billionth app called Bump, a tool for swapping information such as contact details and photos. The app store opened 9 months ago.

  10. Posted by Equity Private | April 24, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    “Posted by guest, Apr 24, 2009 12:18PM
    The “world” Billion?
    or word?”
    “Word” of course. Thanks.

  11. Posted by guest | April 24, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    13% or 31%????

  12. Posted by mrpink | April 24, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    Let Cioffi run the book!
    -mrp

  13. Posted by Suits | April 24, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Good lord, and those are just the losses based upon their almost-certainly-bullshit marks.

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