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(The first headline read “Obama Takes On Tea-baggers.” Same/worse/better?)
Archive for April 2009
We must admit, we reacted with some glee when Spitzer started writing for Slate. This, we thought, would be a golden opportunity to continue to enjoy the former Governor’s many and frequent missteps, and we felt no compunction about skewering Spitzer given his position as the nexus of the largest disparity between authoritarian self-righteousness and personal moral purity in the Hemisphere. We hoped that Eliot would wade into the muck again and sink himself. He has.
As you know from our recent linkage, Spitzer has drafted Judge Posner to his anti-market cause, seemingly to bang the worn drum on mutual fund fee abuses. Our suspicions were first raised when Spitzer quoted Posner without naming the case he was sourcing, properly citing his source or providing a working link to the text of the opinion on which he relied to assert:
So when I read an opinion authored by Judge Posner saying that the market is arguably incapable of either setting CEO compensation or determining mutual-fund fees, my first reaction was to put the document down, rub my eyes, and check the authorship again. Then I read on, with increasing incredulity–and pleasure.
You wouldn’t know that Spitzer is talking about an obscure opinion that is almost a year old because his citation is so conveniently sloppy that it is impossible to track down unless you are a bit more of a Posner aficionado than most Slate readers. In fact, Spitzer is talking about a dissent from the panel’s rehearing denial of Jerry N. Jones et. al v. Harris Associates. That’s not important. What is important, but unsurprising, is that Spitzer’s allegation that Posner has somehow forsaken his Law and Economics roots is not just wrong, but is such a tortured interpretation of the text that it makes the likes of Troopergate look ethical.
Spitzer asserts:
[Posner] then examined the conflicts inherent in the process of CEO compensation determination, concluding that “[c]ompetition … can’t be counted on to solve the problem because the same structure of incentives operates on all large corporations and similar entities, including mutual funds” [emphasis added].
Here’s the actual quote:
Competition in product and capital markets can’t be counted on to solve the problem because the same structure of incentives operates on all large corporations and similar entities, including mutual funds. Mutual funds are a component of the financial services industry, where abuses have been rampant, as is more evident now than it was when Coates and Hubbard wrote their article. A business school professor at Northwestern University recently observed that “business connections can mitigate agency conflicts by facilitating efficient information transfers, but can also be channels for inefficient favoritism.” She found “evidence that connections among agents in [the mutual fund industry] foster favoritism, to the detriment of investors. Fund directors and advisory firms that manage the funds hire each other preferentially based on past interactions. When directors and the management are more connected, advisors capture more rents and are monitored by the board less intensely. These findings support recent calls for more disclosure regarding the negotiation of advisory contracts by fund boards.”
It is pretty obvious to anyone who reads on occasion that Posner is indicting the non-market based structure of incentives and “inefficient favoritism” as the issue here. Calling for more disclosure is about as free-market as apple pie. This is probably why The Spitz decided to elide that section and mutilate the first clause.
Posner later makes a simple point. That being, if, as a court, you rely on the “industry standard” as a guide for mutual fund fees, you enshrine that standard as a “floor” and prevent the functioning of the market to lower those fees. This is hardly radical stuff and is, in fact, typical Posner, just as Spitzer’s interpretation is typical Spitzer.
We understand that Slate must have wanted to inject a bit of controversial buzz by bringing on the Spitz. Unfortunately, what began as a good instinct has devolved into a rather sadly pathetically cry for attention and a restoration of hopelessly lost relevance with badly out of context arguments from year old dissents to en banc rehearing denials.
The irony of Dealbreaker lecturing the former governor on the ethics of legal scholarship is not lost on us. We wonder if it is lost on Slate. Slate, please, find another court jester. Spitzer is dusty.
Judge Posner Wrote What? [Slate]
FB_posner.pdf
Earlier: Eliot Spitzer Gets Off On Reading About Policing Executive Compensation
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[photo courtesy of commenter anal_yst]
As previously mentioned, the Pink Ladies are demonstrating downtown today, and while they get points for showing up everywhere, I just don’t feel the same level of passion they usually bring to this stuff, and am disappointed the usual sign wasn’t made available for the occasion (perhaps the B-team was dispatched for this one). On the bright side, it looks like Citi was spot on its prognostication that the “severity” level would be “minor.”
In his latest iteration of “nobody knows nothing so let’s ban everything,” Taleb with one fell swoop wants to do away with the leveraged buyout, margin accounts and, with only a little interpretation, the market in general.
LBOs are “too close to Madoff” because “you rely on new investors to pay off the other ones,” Taleb said. “The stock market has some mild Ponzi characteristics. We have to make sure that innocent people are not harmed by this Ponzi-attribute.”
It seems pretty clear that the likes of Bloomberg are forever doomed to quote every snippet of Taleb’s random musings no matter how intoxicant laden they may be, so we’re almost tempted to give Taleb a pass on this one. Almost.
We’re not sure if Taleb here means that the actual buyout is where “new investors” are paying off old investors (in which case he should object to all buyouts of whatever financial structure) or if he has some obscure “Ponziesque” connection to debt-financed buyouts in particular. Either way, we think the case is clear: Taleb’s 15 minutes have been over for about six weeks.
Everyone is an idiot. We get it. Let’s move on.
The fact that you’ve been saying for years that the big one was coming doesn’t mean you predicted the big one there, big NNT. You predicted none of this other than, Nostradamus like, vaguely pointing out that crashes happen and one might “any day now” surprise us. We are not impressed. Your books make nice airplane reading on a long boring trip but once we get past “over-optimization” in network theory and “Gaussian distributions are limited,” (which we got in the first month of stats class, thanks) their utility dropped to “looks smart with a little dust on it while sitting in my bookshelf” levels. At least your fellow Dr. Doom has the good grace to chase young women and throw parties for our amusement. What do you do anymore?
And as for “We’re all Ponzi now,” or “We’re all Madoff now,” we get that meme too. Even we decided to drop it months ago. Again, let’s move on.
We’re going to just say it: Taleb is Madoff-like. He’s everywhere, his every move is reported on and he annoys everyone. Can someone just keep him away from mics and cameras for awhile? ‘kthanksbye.
Taleb Calls Private Equity, Stock Market Ponzi-Like [Bloomberg]
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Lady Ruth McMadoff leaving the Metropolitan Correctional Center yesterday after a visit with Ponzi-boy.
Prison Pays [TMZ via Cityfile]
Richard Posner, a judge of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit, recently opined that the art of determining CEO pay and mutual fund fees has gone to hell, and a lot of people are getting ripped off. Eliot Spitzer read the paper (the link for which is suspiciously not working) and gleaned that Posner currently believes “the market is so broken that it can’t be properly trusted on those two critical issues.” And our future Attorney General liked that. A LOT:
…when I read an opinion authored by Judge Posner saying that the market is arguably incapable of either setting CEO compensation or determining mutual-fund fees, my first reaction was to put the document down, rub my eyes [Ed: Eyes? Please.], and check the authorship again. Then I read on, with increasing incredulity–and pleasure.
Following the self-love session, Spitzer gets down to business, asking “where does Judge Posner’s reasoning take us?” and answering “Two remedies jump to mind.” The first is, by Spitz’s own estimation “retrospective and clumsy” but that’s not the point, the point it is to take a trip down memory lane while muttering “told ya so”:
When you are on track to spend a few trillion dollars, communication is everything. People have to feel they are getting something for their hard earned money. That progress is being made. It’s like the big, red thermometer with dollars on the side during the charity drive. Progress. See?
So the Federal Reserve is sort of getting the idea that, along with its move to become the largest, most unwieldy spender of cash in the known universe, that it needs its own cable channel. FedTV or suchlike. Of course, it’s just starting with press conferences.
Officials at the U.S. Federal Reserve have discussed holding regular press briefings to help improve public understanding of unusual actions by the Fed in times of crisis, a Fed official said on Tuesday.
Press conferences have been weighed among other ideas, the official said. The Fed has sought during recent upheaval to explain its actions to a broader public, the official said, citing Chairman Ben Bernanke’s recent television interview and willingness to take questions from reporters after a speech.
We always happy to hear from The Beard, and certainly he’s less obscure than Greenspan (Greenspan TV might as well have been dubbed in Farsi) but we wonder if anything can “help improve public understanding of unusual actions by the Fed in times of crisis.” (Like that’s possible). Are we just being crotchety? Maybe “Real Life: I Work At The Fed” or perhaps “Real World: D.C.” is the next big thing? We are just waiting for the scene where Tim and The Beard see the house in D.C. for the first time. Who will turn out to be the alcoholic in the house? Who will admit they are gay in the first 48 hours? Who is the house slut? Tell us, do!
Fed weighs news conferences in tranparency push [Reuters]
Our favorite Swiss bank in town has finally gotten around to confirming those previously rumored 8,000-odd cuts from the workforce.
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In case it was unclear, the woman picture with Danny Pang in this morning’s service guide is the very much alive Sheanna Pang.* The dead wife is Janie Louise Pang, an “on again off again” stripper who was killed shortly after she hired a private investigator to check in on her husband.
*Not sure if she’s a new wife or sister.
The Pink Ladies are apparently planning on showing up downtown today but everybody chill, ’cause Citi’s got these bitches on a leash.
To: Citi Employees
Subject: NIMC Alert: Planned Event at New York, NY (Updated)
Sent: Apr 15, 2009 9:07 AM
Pine St & Pearl St- Activists plan to stage demonstration in front of AIG HQ on Wednesday, April 15.
Within 0.105 miles N of Citigroup – 111 Wall Street on 111 Wall St, New York, NY, United States
Incident Location:
70 Pine St
New York, NY, 10270-0002
United States
Incident: Advisory
Incident Type: Planned Event
So, I guess it’s entirely possible that Danny Pang, the subject of an insanely long profile in today’s Wall Street Journal is a stand-up individual running a completely legit private equity business. Perhaps, what with all the Madoffs and the Stanfords popping up of late, the whole thing is actually an elaborate cooperative attempt between the Private Equity Management Group founder and writer Mark Maremont to provide a service guide to the investing community. Like, on shit to not do if you’re trying to avoid having your name in the press in conjunction with “massive scam.” Stuff like:
- Straight up telling the president of your firm, the PEMGroup, that “part of the enterprise is involved in a Ponzi scheme.”
- Being married to a woman who is mysteriously murdered in such a fashion that people think you paid a guy to show up at your house and shoot her.
- Putting Morgan Stanley on your resume (you were a “senior vice president and senior high-tech merger adviser”) and then not taking the extra precaution to blackmail John Mack into corroborating the story.
- Telling people you received a number of degrees from the University of California, Irvine, but then not being able to produce proof of said degrees, and not making sure to get the school on the horn before they tell the Wall Street Journal the only person named Danny Pang on their records was enrolled for just a semester.
- Stealing $3 million from an escrow account while working at a venture capital firm called Sky Capital Partners in the mid-90s, and, when confronted by your boss, shrugging and telling him, you “just needed the money.”
- Making partners in the PEMGroup like, say, Hiep Trinh, suspicious by offering “improbable claims” about your wealth and lying to outside investors about how the two of you go way back to college, without clearing the story with him first
- Being on the phone all day making bets with bookies
- Allowing “tough-looking men” to drop by the office during business hours “all the time”
- Entertaining prosties on the company dime
- Taking $15 million in investor funds and buying yourself a Gulfstream IV
- Flying a bunch of girls from work to Vegas, and on the return flight, not sufficiently drugging up onlookers so that they wouldn’t be able to give an eye-witness account that you: “had a briefcase stuffed with cash and…started throwing money to the girls, stacks of $10,000. I thought it wasn’t right to treat the girls from the office that way, like we were pimps and gamblers.” And taking pics!