Picture 1065.pngA judge awarded the Brother of Bernie and Madoff Securities chief compliance officer $10,000 a month last week so he could afford to buy a MetroCard, while the rest of his assets remain on ice. So he’s already been getting a taste of how bad life can get and now, wildly, it looks like things are gonna get worse, because Pedro had to share DNA with the greatest Ponzier of our time. The Post reports that P. Madoff “faces a potential clawback of any cash” he received from his bro, namely certain suspect “transfers” being investigated circa now.
Earlier: Peter Madoff Will Be Able To Afford A MetroCard!

Comments (6)

  1. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    One of those dancers once kicked me in the face trying to spin around a poll. I hate them.

  2. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Are Pedro and Bernardo Dora and Diego’s cousins?

  3. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Why should he get any money at all from the ponzi pool?
    F*k him. Let him get a public defender and let him get evicted / foreclosed out of his apartment and go on public assistance the way other people do when they don’t have any money.
    F*k that dumbass judge too for making the award decision.
    The Guy from Delaware

  4. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Two words British Commonwealth (think Cayman Islands, Bahamas, Bermuda etc).

  5. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    @2 – Skip the kiddie toons and go for the good stuff — Colombian telenovas.
    I highly recommend “La Tormenta”, the story of Maria, a spoiled heiress who loses everything except for her ranch and realizes her love for Santos Torrealba, a studly macho farmer, is the only thing worth living for even though she is from the city, which seems to matter a great deal to her, her friend some chick in a black dress, but not so much to Santos. Recently, Santos was shot several times, but not by Maria, and has apparently survived. Why he was shot, I do not know, but once I learn Spanish, I will share the details in full with all of you interested DBers out there. All two of you.
    - Still unemployed

  6. Posted by guest | April 8, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    5 You have me worried about keeping my job, now that I know that people as funny and clever as you are out there looking. Please do me a favor and keep watching daytime TV.

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