NEVER let it be said that Michael Lewis spares himself from his keen reporting. In his new memoir of fatherhood, “Home Game,” he writes that when he was dropping off his daughter at day care, the teachers giggled at him for no apparent reason. He asked his wife, Tabitha Soren, why they were laughing and she mumbled, “Er, it’s about your penis.” Lewis’ dogged reporting uncovered the grim facts: His toddler daughter, who had a habit of peeking on him in the shower, liked to blurt out to everyone at day care, “Daddy has a small penis!”
Sizing Up Daddy [Page Six]
Tag = funny shiz
um, unless she’d seen someone elses, how would the little one know daddy’s was small? just askin’…
@cluzo- yes, see the tag
@3 – it’s not really about seeing someone else’s, it’s about who that “someone” was…but thanks.
@ Cluzo
Its called teh interwebs (and lack of netnanny, etc) or any real parenting
aaand we’ve reached a new low
So much for that coveted Big Swinging Dick status
Creepy factor x10 as his eldest is around 9
happy holidays everybody
go listen to “the irony of it all” by the streets
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold…
Jerry: Oh… You mean… shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that’s me she’s under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
@ 7 – nice.
Dick Fuld was hung like a chicken.
He shoulda married Down Town Julie Brown
13,
A stone-cold fox, DTJB was.
His daughter said he also strumps a tiny dump
ML did f’up by marrying Tab Soren. DTJB’s accent made my dick snap to attention.
Ah the late 80′s early 90′s…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKmFHoy0n0
Spitzers favorite tune from that era was Buffalo Stance….
I’ll give her a grown up.
- Judson
No wonder he didn’t last more than a few years at Solly.If Gutfreund had only known he wouldn’t have offered him the deviled eggs!
Toddlers are like parrots. They only say things they’ve heard other people say. So who’s been telling the little tot that her “daddy has a small penis”? Tabitha?
I’m reminded of an old story about Anna Freud, Sigmund’s daughter.
Anna wanted to go into the family business, so to speak, so she started reading her father’s book at an early age. One day she asked him, “Daddy, what’s a phallus?”
He looks around to make sure they’re alone, pulls down his pants, and says: “Zat, dear Anna, ist ein phallus.”
She replied, “I see. It’s like a penis, only smaller.”
why does she know it’s a small penis? whose is she comparing it to?
Small penis. Sounds like he worked at Goldman, not Soli.
I wonder if Serena Altschul has this problem?
FYI, he currently lives in Berkeley, CA. I go to school here though I have no idea what this man looks like…
@24- wtf was the point of your comment?
Somewhere in Child Protective Services:
“We just call a call from staff at a daycare about some girl a bit too familiar with her father’s small penis. We better send out a social worker.”
the daughter (who was in day care ie what 2? 3? 4 at most?) was FOR SURE told it was small by the mom.
she’s comparing it to the family dog’s red rocket
tab soren in the hizzle
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2063881/2157154/2163654/070406_DA_a-wreckTN.jpg
@29 FTW – that explains absolutely everything
29 Yeouch!
how many dicks has that little cunt seen? can she really judge?
Wow 32, sounds like youre suffering from a little bit of small penis syndrome yourself…