NEVER let it be said that Michael Lewis spares himself from his keen reporting. In his new memoir of fatherhood, "Home Game," he writes that when he was dropping off his daughter at day care, the teachers giggled at him for no apparent reason. He asked his wife, Tabitha Soren, why they were laughing and she mumbled, "Er, it's about your penis." Lewis' dogged reporting uncovered the grim facts: His toddler daughter, who had a habit of peeking on him in the shower, liked to blurt out to everyone at day care, "Daddy has a small penis!"
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Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 5:24PM
Tag = funny shiz
Posted by Investorcluzo , Apr 20, 2009 5:24PM
um, unless she'd seen someone elses, how would the little one know daddy's was small? just askin'...
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 5:25PM
@cluzo- yes, see the tag
Posted by Investorcluzo , Apr 20, 2009 5:27PM
@3 - it's not really about seeing someone else's, it's about who that "someone" was...but thanks.
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 20, 2009 5:45PM
@ Cluzo
Its called teh interwebs (and lack of netnanny, etc) or any real parenting
Posted by HAM05 , Apr 20, 2009 5:52PM
aaand we've reached a new low
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 5:55PM
So much for that coveted Big Swinging Dick status
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 5:56PM
Creepy factor x10 as his eldest is around 9
Posted by trojan , Apr 20, 2009 6:02PM
happy holidays everybody
go listen to "the irony of it all" by the streets
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:05PM
George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...
Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!
Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.
George: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:11PM
@ 7 - nice.
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:22PM
Dick Fuld was hung like a chicken.
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:23PM
He shoulda married Down Town Julie Brown
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:32PM
13,
A stone-cold fox, DTJB was.
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:36PM
His daughter said he also strumps a tiny dump
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 6:41PM
ML did f'up by marrying Tab Soren. DTJB's accent made my dick snap to attention.
Ah the late 80's early 90's.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odKmFHoy0n0
Spitzers favorite tune from that era was Buffalo Stance....
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 7:41PM
I'll give her a grown up.
- Judson
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 8:24PM
No wonder he didn't last more than a few years at Solly.If Gutfreund had only known he wouldn't have offered him the deviled eggs!
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 8:45PM
Toddlers are like parrots. They only say things they've heard other people say. So who's been telling the little tot that her "daddy has a small penis"? Tabitha?
Posted by NotNasser , Apr 20, 2009 9:03PM
I'm reminded of an old story about Anna Freud, Sigmund's daughter.
Anna wanted to go into the family business, so to speak, so she started reading her father's book at an early age. One day she asked him, "Daddy, what's a phallus?"
He looks around to make sure they're alone, pulls down his pants, and says: "Zat, dear Anna, ist ein phallus."
She replied, "I see. It's like a penis, only smaller."
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 9:13PM
why does she know it's a small penis? whose is she comparing it to?
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 9:44PM
Small penis. Sounds like he worked at Goldman, not Soli.
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 9:54PM
I wonder if Serena Altschul has this problem?
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 10:16PM
FYI, he currently lives in Berkeley, CA. I go to school here though I have no idea what this man looks like...
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 10:24PM
@24- wtf was the point of your comment?
Posted by Finnegan , Apr 20, 2009 10:24PM
Somewhere in Child Protective Services:
"We just call a call from staff at a daycare about some girl a bit too familiar with her father's small penis. We better send out a social worker."
Posted by guest , Apr 20, 2009 10:28PM
the daughter (who was in day care ie what 2? 3? 4 at most?) was FOR SURE told it was small by the mom.
Posted by trojan , Apr 21, 2009 12:57AM
she's comparing it to the family dog's red rocket
Posted by guest , Apr 21, 2009 10:24AM
tab soren in the hizzle
http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2063881/2157154/2163654/070406_DA_a-wreckTN.jpg
Posted by guest , Apr 21, 2009 11:34AM
@29 FTW - that explains absolutely everything
Posted by guest , Apr 21, 2009 11:35AM
29 Yeouch!
Posted by guest , Apr 21, 2009 12:55PM
how many dicks has that little cunt seen? can she really judge?
Posted by guest , Jun 01, 2009 2:59PM
Wow 32, sounds like youre suffering from a little bit of small penis syndrome yourself...