• 27 Apr 2009 at 9:28 AM

Say It To His (Jolly, Elfin’) Face

By Bess Levin

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Does anyone out there have anything they’d like to say to Vikram Pandit’s face but have found it difficult to get past security at 399 Park? Perhaps you’re a shareholder, upset about the stock price, or the Treasury Secretary, just feeling the need to remind the Citi CEO that you could’ve had his job and, and this is not a threat just a fact, could still have his job? You’re in luck. Geoffrey Raymond, the greatest artist of our time, will be in front of the building today with his latest, The Annotated Citi. In the event you can’t make it, let us know here what you’d say to VP, given the opportunity to get up in his grill, and Raymond will add it to the canvas. Interested in having Pandito all to yourself? Bidding starts at 30K.

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:33 AM

    Doesnt even look like VP…looks like the artist had the green apple splatters and just squatted over the canvas

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    @1- are you familiar with any of geoffrey raymond’s pieces? none of them look like the subject.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    @1- I know, right? No way I’m spending 30k on that thing.
    -steve cohen

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    @1 Stand back from the computer 5 ft, cover your dominant eye, squint with the remaining open eye…voila…it’s him, it really is.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Reise, Reise Seemann Reise
    Jeder tut’s auf seine Weise

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    And he can’t even figure out where to put the dot.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    looks like harry potter has been getting into the bronzer

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Has he ever sold one of these things? God I hope not.

  9. 9
    Posted by merkin capital partners | April 27, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Vwat? Jou vwant paint me?

  10. 10
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 27, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Raymond has to have made some decent bank the past year/two with these suckers, way to capitalize on the (epic) failures of others, sir!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 27, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    I’d comment but my fucking ear is hurting like hell.
    Vincent Van Gogh

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