• 07 Apr 2009 at 1:58 PM

Seriously?

By Equity Private

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Not sure how we missed this, but if we’re going to go there, let’s go there. Who would be the tastiest? Cayne would obviously be hickory smoked, Fuld tough and gamey. Blankfein…thinking tender like a Cornish G-hen. But what about Dimon? Mack? Citi first years?


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Comments (32)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Callan- fishy jumbalaya

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Dimon would taste like a lovely watermelon and feta salad on a hot summer day after a swim.

  3. 3
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 7, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    Mack = lamb schwarma
    LB = candy in your grandmother’s dish (aged 7 years, hard to unwrap)
    Fuld = beef jerky (teriyaki), indeed gamey
    Dimon = see: Mack (with tzatziki)
    Vickram = knisch w/mustard (but really good, for what it’s worth)
    Cayne = party mix (doritos, pretzels, cheese doodles)
    Prince = sweet and sour chicken (extra duck sauce)

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 7, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    All sorts of spelling mistakes in that motherfucker!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    @3 – I think we all know Vikram would taste like tikka masala.
    Charlie Gasparino would taste like a wifebeater t-shirt.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Padit would taste like 3 day old tandoori chicken from an all you eat indian joint…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @6 8:30 res at Dorsia?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    Stan O’Neal
    KFC

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    8 – he cannot get a res and we all know why…

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    @9- not cool.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Yea 9 more like Bojangles. There outta business like ML.

  12. 12
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 7, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    I also want to renege on my Pandit selection, and insert this http://www.keebler.com/#/cookies/
    Seems pretty accurate.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I know that Winthorp is dining with Peneolope tonight. Its not luck..Todd?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    shocking that the racist @12 doesn’t know the proper use of ‘there’ v. ‘they’re’

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    @15 Fuck You. THERE.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    15 Deep inside we’re all racists. Some of us just have the honesty, and quite frankly the balls to admit it.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Wells Fargo

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    E. Stanley O’neal = Dry bologna sandwich and water just like the county lock up.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    6 = gay. very.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    I think Meredith Whitney tastes like a ‘Road Warrior’

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Kenny boy = bad pork

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @5 – A wife-beater is considered an A-shirt, not a T-shirt. Italian dinner shirt also suffices.
    -The Guy From New Jersey.

  23. 23
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 7, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Erin Callan: cougar

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Damn it feels good to be a banker.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    James Lambright: Steel, krypton, and hearts of puppy.
    -The Guy from CT

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    @16 – pride in ignorance from a racist? I guess some stereotypes are true for a reason.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    @17 – does telling yourself that make you feel better for being an asshole

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    16
    29
    Your mother will die tonight

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    29 I go to sleep with a clear conscience
    every night, so yes I do feel better.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    @17- no, actually, not true.
    @31- you sleep with a clear conscience because you’re ignorant and don’t know any better, simple as that.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    Comment removed by moderator.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | April 7, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    i wouldn’t mind “eating” that eagles cheerleader who is going to be a bank of america banker. mmm mmm good.

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