• 09 Apr 2009 at 4:06 PM

The Obama Portfolio: Killin’ It

By Equity Private

“Skyrockets in flight! Afternoon delight!”
The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +21.30%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    Bravo!
    - Equit Privat

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    wow EP- I guess I reminded you from the other string?
    For all that care Obama’s other portfolio is also up too: Unemployment 8.5%

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    President Obama is the man! Don’t you neocons understand that your wingnut philosophy of unfettered free markets and deregulation is over and the market actually likes this?!
    Democratic socialism is the new way, baby! Yes, we can!

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    Sugar high.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    I think you need a snazzier name for the Obama Portfolio.
    POTUS Cap?
    or
    BHO Cap?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    @5 fuck you.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    @6 why the fu?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    LMAO at the irony of @ 3.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    @3 the market right doesnt include a couple trillion institutional dollars on the sidelines…so I would say the market doesn’t really like what’s going on here right now, otherwise they would dive right in

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    @ 3
    If the markets were somehow, bizarrely a barometer for how the markets view Obama (still can’t wrap my head around the idea), shouldn’t the index have started when he was elected? Good luck with those returns…

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Don’t forget the NCAA pick! Thasallota pool $

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    @7 reread your comment
    -6

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    larry summers calls the bottom
    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D97F4MNO0&show_article=1

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Anyone see the cea-pet head of obama?
    fucking great. I am waiting for the corn rows version to come out.
    This country is insane!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Anyone see the chea-pet head of obama?
    fucking great. I am waiting for the corn rows version to come out.
    This country is insane!

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    ”
    Anyone see the chea-pet head of obama?
    fucking great. I am waiting for the corn rows version to come out.”
    are you also waiting for your new deluxe double-wide? it’ll be the nicest in the park!

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    @16 you are too urban for me what is a “delux double wide”?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    @17- double-wide trailer.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    @18 thank you.
    @16 Not sure what that has to do with anything but…ok.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    CNBC- toile3t flush during Summers…says it all.
    http://cityfile.com/dailyfile/5278

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 9, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Thank you Mr. President!!!! When the POTUS exudes confidence the markets respond. When IBs exude dumbassedness, the market responds as well.
    Look me in the eyes, Glenn Beck!!! The eyes don’t lie, Chico, the eyes don’t lie.

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