• 20 Apr 2009 at 4:27 PM

The Obama Portfolio: Uh Oh.

By Bess Levin

The Obama Portfolio (Since Inception): +18.22%
Earlier: The Obama Portfolio

Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    You can chalk up today’s performance directly to Obama’s association with known terrorists who hate America.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    That sucks. I guess I better spark it up.
    420 or die trying.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Shit, the plan ain’t working. Someone get another chicken.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    @420 “or die trying”
    Be careful; marijuana overdoses kill thousands every year.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    @1: Are yew talkin about the LIBERALS???? The one’s who rote the Constitution so LIBERALS could get out of truble? @1 an me go together like pees and cairts! I’m glad @1 think like me here in the compound. Are yew havin truble getting Rush on the radio? He sell his radio show for FREE to confounderate the LIBERALS!!!! LIBERALS hate freedom thats why they rote the Constitushun. Yew see that piramid on the dollar wiith one eye and floatin and all?? The LIBERALs coont finish the job! Never let LIBERALS make paper munny!!

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    when does inception begin again?

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    @6 – Upon inception.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    Bah. This is just a blip. The Big O is gonna bring it back tomorrow and he’s gonna show all you Rushie dittoheads how a DEMOCRAT does the economy. Fair and equitable.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Yeah right Hugo Chavez is a terrorist #1. His people love him (unlike a certain horticulturally-named ex president we all know) and at least Venezuelans have good healthcare and good education systems! Wish we had that here!

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    @6 – when the sizzling loins of two teens who have taken purity pledges are joined in the backseat of a Chevy Cavalier.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    at 5
    if i made fun of the way loser democrats spoke english, you would call me a racist

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @11 – is calling someone a hick the same thing as being racist?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 20, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    @5 it’s like you’re channeling Roger Scruton. Sadly representative of your ilk though.
    @11, that is precicely why we have Obama. No one can complain too much though, tit for tat I suppose. Bush was the triumph of gotcha politics over reason and Obama is the triumph of political correctness over reason. Elect the frat daddy as payback for Zippergate and elect token as payback for frat daddy’s missteps. Can Ross Perot, or someone like him, be far behind.

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