Remember a million years ago (real time: back in October), when Playboy put the call out for “Women of Wall Street” to help tackle the financial crisis by taking their clothes off? The feature was supposed to run in the February issue, but that came and went with nary a peep of financial services T&A. We assumed it was ‘cause no one in the field was willing to get naked, despite the fact that it was for the good of the economy. Apparently, not so much! The spank rag’s May issue features the promised Wall Street spread. I’d say what follows is probably NSFW,* unless you happen to work at SAC, in which case consider this a guide to career advancement. Later today we’ll post the vintage (August 1989) WoWS feature, for comparison’s sake.
*Though we did cover the most intimate areas with a familiar face.
First up we’ve got Tara DeGregorio, a “former executive assistant” at “an elite Fortune 500 company.” Tara’s business wisdom: “I was a rule breaker. I liked high stilettos and cute skirts. I tried to abide by the rules, but I pushed the envelope whenever i could, especially in the summer.”
Next, Regina Chapman, a branch-bank VP. Says Chaps: “I deal with men who have been in the business for years, but I prove I know what I’m talking about.”
Here we have Alicia Taylor, a managing member at Mortgage Solutions. Before the markets tanked, she was “literally about to buy a plane.” Alicia’s motto is, “If you stay ready, you’ll never have to get ready.” Taylor seriously adds, “I never want to get caught with my pants down.”
Above, Georgia Anderson. She’s a broker at Global Futures.
Here we have Tinea Smith, casually getting out of a cab. She’s a financial advisor at Charles Schwab.
At left, Katherine Bhuckdwonges. She used to be a credit manager at Wells Fargo, until they laid her off. Ridic! According to Katherine, WFC “hires the best looking people.” At right, equities trader Maria Pearson. A year ago, she had “four computers and three phones” at her desk and they were “going crazy.” She didn’t have time to “get up for a second,” or pose for spank rags. Now, “not so much.”
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:43PM
too bate, cudn't master
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:43PM
Who do I see about making a deposit?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:45PM
What comes to their minds when I say "shocker"?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:47PM
Heh, he. My guess is that @1-3 are unemployed. Thus opening NSFW entries. Losers.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:48PM
Looking at air-brushed cuties never gets old.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:49PM
Can June issue be "Women of Business Schools", please? I need to raise some money to finance my MBA.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:49PM
er, like yourself @4?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:50PM
I like how some of the job descriptions are in the present tense, as if they're posing for Playboy while still working at the company.
And only the last one can potentially make the case that her job had anything to do with Wall Street. The rest are boring retail-side folks. "Buy a plane"? Who's she kidding?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:50PM
too fake, didn't whack
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:50PM
Too jerk, couldn't off.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:51PM
@8- what the fuck did you expect? you think it's some breaking insight to say that no one currently employed with a real job on wall street would pose for playboy? get over yourself.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:51PM
very fine work.
still, the definition of what qualifies as "wall street" has gotten pretty loose.
executive assistant has definitely posed nude before.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:52PM
@1,9,10: Yawn, old.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 12:55PM
Too Charles, couldn't Schwab.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:00PM
Too Bhuckd, couldn't wonges
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:02PM
@11: Were you in Special Ed. in school? First of all, they're not, and never were, employed on "Wall Street" or in high finance. Secondly, it was a critique of the magazine's inconsistent/incorrect descriptions.
Now shut the fuck up and get back to job hunting.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:03PM
too astro, couldn't glide
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:04PM
@16- you dumb fuck. my point was that it was an idiotic thing to point out. really, these girls don't work on wall street? holy shit! I thought it was going to be goldman sachs managing directors posing for this thing. Playboy totally misled us!
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:06PM
@8- really? you see a picture of a naked chick and your response is to start bitching about how these women "don't really work on Wall Street"?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:07PM
Bess, you fascinate me. Now I need a cold shower.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:10PM
@18: 16 here, no wonder you got fired. You're stupid as shit and can't even stay on topic.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:13PM
@16-what the fuck are you talking about? I stayed precisely on point. You said:
"I like how some of the job descriptions are in the present tense, as if they're posing for Playboy while still working at the company.
And only the last one can potentially make the case that her job had anything to do with Wall Street. The rest are boring retail-side folks. "
My response was that you're a tool and master of the obvious for going off on Playboy for not having legit finance people POSE NAKED for them. No one actually thought that was going to happen, except maybe you.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:13PM
Bess,
Wouldn't your position at DB qualify you as one of the "women of Wall Street"?
What happened?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:14PM
I don't like the publisher's slanted point of view since there are no Asian-Americans represented. They are going down a slippery slope with that attitude.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:14PM
Too hairy. Couldn't palm.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:15PM
@24: Who wants to see small tits?
@22: Shut up already.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:16PM
goddamnit curry!
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:17PM
anyone know where i can get a massage?
- second year Boston med student
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:17PM
frankly they aren't even hot. Is this the Staen Island admin issue?
When do we get the DB edition Bess? EP?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:20PM
@29- I know, wtf? I'm so shocked they could only get low-rent, trashy girls to pose for Playboy.
--forehead slapper.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Apr 23, 2009 1:22PM
bloomberg has a maria pearson formerly of e-trade australia....says she resigned to make Goo Guzzlers 12: It Came from the Planet Butt.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:28PM
@26 Your mom has small tits. I am still banging her.
Posted by FUNdamental , Apr 23, 2009 1:33PM
Ms chaps - since you appear to be the most familiar with the crack spread can you explain it to the group?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:38PM
@32, Shut up Dad, you had too many at lunch...
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:44PM
-@33
Crack spreads quantify relationship between crude and product, difference basically being refining margin. If the spread wides, rifiners are making more money, and vice versa. They are quoted as crude:prod1:prod2 i.e. - a 5:3:2 sread is 5 parts crude to 3 parts gasoline and 2 parts heating oil.
-oblivious to double entendre guy
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:44PM
I spit my water when I finally realized what you were using for pasties. Well done.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 1:48PM
is that mariah carey?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:31PM
where are the Noel sisters????
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:45PM
where is Lynn Tilton from Patriarch Partners? She would have posed for free.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:51PM
Chicken from Global Futures has some GLOBES!!! HEYOOOOOO
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:53PM
@39 FTW
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:57PM
the pic you used to cover up the crotch shots/nips = full of win
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 2:57PM
the blocks of gold next to chapman are pretty hilarious.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:08PM
#6
I would be more than happy to assist you with said endeavours, I do of course require your modeling portfolio and a conduct a rather 'lengthy' interview process.
The fact that everyone else on here seemingly overlooked your attributes leads me to wonder about their priorities.
A capite ad calcem,
-C
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:14PM
Does being a mortgage broker really qualify as a "woman of wall st"?
http://www.mortgagesolutionsnv.com/agents/agent.rad?id=8625
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:18PM
the 1987 version has much hotter women (including the cover babe)
No suprise there.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:21PM
They are hotter than the MD wives i see
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:32PM
What? No Erin Callan? And what about Erin Burnett? I have to beleive she would have loved to show off her brand new store bought fun bags.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:42PM
I was hoping for a B&W arty/tasteful topless shot of Karen Finerman.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:43PM
@46 i would still hit it with any of these babes if i had the chance.
chapman has a backside you could wreck a 3-storey parking structure with.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 3:46PM
@46 so? i would still hit it with any of these ladies if i had the chance.
chapman has a backside you could wreck a 3-storey parking structure with.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:15PM
And they all mow the lawn
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:17PM
I want to have a threesome with Bess and Karen Finerman.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:26PM
I'm sure one of these "ladies of wall street" ended up at FoxNews -- time to investigate? In HD?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:31PM
Does anyone think Chapman has a backside with which you could wreck a three story parking structure?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:33PM
Which of these young lovelies would LEAST object to a good old fashioned cleveland steamer?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 4:48PM
Which of these young lovelies would be most welcoming of a good old fashioned cleveland steamer?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 5:26PM
Just jerked off on the pics on the empty floor. who else did already?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 5:28PM
@35: Ha, check out her bio on that link:
"My experience includes, but is not limited TOO..."
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 5:42PM
The only cute one is Maria
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 6:57PM
Katherine is cute too in the face.
and Georgia doesn't need to be with swingers like that!
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 7:45PM
@8 what did you expect? Someone who works at a top hedge fund to pose?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:27PM
Actually, they all give the rusty trombone. Why can't I post Bess is really a man, BABY!!!!
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:29PM
er, those cause those of us who've actually met her know it's not true, freak show who keeps posting @63.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:31PM
the last two are super cute
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:32PM
the last two are super cute
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:32PM
the last two are super cute
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 8:32PM
are those things on georgia real?
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 9:11PM
Those things on georgia aren't real.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 9:21PM
katherine is a cutie
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 9:21PM
katherine is a cutie
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 9:21PM
georia's could be real
Posted by Last Man Standing , Apr 23, 2009 10:14PM
@59
thanks for pointing out, almost missed it.
I noticed her bio wasn't professionally written.
Administration is also spelled wrong.
"In addition to a bachelors degree in Business Adminstration from UNLV, I've served as an Assistant Vice President for Wells Fargo Home Mortgage and an Area Manager for Conseco Finance to name a few"
Pathetic. good thing PLAYBOY was hiring.
Posted by guest , Apr 23, 2009 10:20PM
@LMS- does it make you feel like a big man to critique the relative professionalism of a chick WHO POSES FOR PLAYBOY?
Posted by Last Man Standing , Apr 23, 2009 10:28PM
@74
that wasn't a critique
Posted by guest , Apr 24, 2009 11:35AM
Georgia and her twins have their own imdb page.
http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm1851698/
and she has a website.
http://www.georgiaanderson.com/home.html
Posted by guest , Apr 24, 2009 9:51PM
@53 - I thought I was the only one with a Finerman thing going on
Posted by guest , Apr 24, 2009 10:19PM
I actually might get fired for looking at that. A little more warning would have been nice. Jeez.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 1:01AM
@74: I think you're probably Alicia Taylor and you're getting defensive. There's no need, really.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 5:01PM
I wonder how many of you could actually pose nude for ANY publication, and make it look as good as these girls do. While you all are sitting on your asses criticizing some of these women in your ambiguity I bet not one of you is as accomplished as these ladies are....Quit hating.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 5:22PM
"I bet not one of you is as accomplished as these ladies are"
er, um, these women are basically bank tellers, so yeah, I'd say most people are more accomplished than them. whether or not we'd look good in playboy is another story.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 5:22PM
@79- the fact that you were told what follows was from playboy, and that it was NSFW wasn't enough?
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 7:02PM
To you 81. I know the mortgage broker and she is accomplished. The woman's firm has been extremely successful in the home lending business. Furthermore, the woman looks great in the shot. Let's see what YOU look like in the same shot!
The funny thing about the Net is that plenty of people have opinions about everything and know NOTHING about the things they comment on.
You people are the JOKE.
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 7:43PM
"whether or not we'd look good in playboy is another story."
Yeah....I'll bet! *snicker*
Posted by guest , Apr 26, 2009 7:45PM
@ 81 "whether or not we'd look good in playboy is another story."
Yeah....I'll bet! *snicker*
Posted by guest , Apr 27, 2009 7:37PM
@49 53 77 ohh yea I'd make her some fast money
Posted by guest , Apr 28, 2009 8:56PM
Regina chapman is beautiful. Perfection on the body.
Posted by guest , Apr 28, 2009 8:59PM
I agree! Regina is the only pretty one. She looks more like a playmate!
Posted by guest , Apr 28, 2009 9:05PM
Regina chapman is beautiful. Perfection on the body.
Posted by guest , Apr 28, 2009 9:10PM
Chapman is the only wall street qualified. Beauty and brains!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 1:12AM
Chapman is the only exotic one. she is very pretty and I love the smile. Nice job Playboy.
Posted by guest , May 16, 2009 6:26PM
http://www.vegasnews.com/5944/local-mortgage-broker-alicia-taylor-featured-as-one-of-playboy’s-women-of-wall-street.html
"A local business powerhouse"... Looks like she's pretty darn successful.
Posted by guest , May 29, 2009 5:29PM
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