Remember a million years ago (real time: back in October), when Playboy put the call out for “Women of Wall Street” to help tackle the financial crisis by taking their clothes off? The feature was supposed to run in the February issue, but that came and went with nary a peep of financial services T&A. We assumed it was ’cause no one in the field was willing to get naked, despite the fact that it was for the good of the economy. Apparently, not so much! The spank rag’s May issue features the promised Wall Street spread. I’d say what follows is probably NSFW,* unless you happen to work at SAC, in which case consider this a guide to career advancement. Later today we’ll post the vintage (August 1989) WoWS feature, for comparison’s sake.
*Though we did cover the most intimate areas with a familiar face.
First up we’ve got Tara DeGregorio, a “former executive assistant” at “an elite Fortune 500 company.” Tara’s business wisdom: “I was a rule breaker. I liked high stilettos and cute skirts. I tried to abide by the rules, but I pushed the envelope whenever i could, especially in the summer.”
Next, Regina Chapman, a branch-bank VP. Says Chaps: “I deal with men who have been in the business for years, but I prove I know what I’m talking about.”
Here we have Alicia Taylor, a managing member at Mortgage Solutions. Before the markets tanked, she was “literally about to buy a plane.” Alicia’s motto is, “If you stay ready, you’ll never have to get ready.” Taylor seriously adds, “I never want to get caught with my pants down.”
Above, Georgia Anderson. She’s a broker at Global Futures.
Here we have Tinea Smith, casually getting out of a cab. She’s a financial advisor at Charles Schwab.
At left, Katherine Bhuckdwonges. She used to be a credit manager at Wells Fargo, until they laid her off. Ridic! According to Katherine, WFC “hires the best looking people.” At right, equities trader Maria Pearson. A year ago, she had “four computers and three phones” at her desk and they were “going crazy.” She didn’t have time to “get up for a second,” or pose for spank rags. Now, “not so much.”
too bate, cudn’t master
Who do I see about making a deposit?
What comes to their minds when I say “shocker”?
Heh, he. My guess is that @1-3 are unemployed. Thus opening NSFW entries. Losers.
Looking at air-brushed cuties never gets old.
Can June issue be “Women of Business Schools”, please? I need to raise some money to finance my MBA.
er, like yourself @4?
I like how some of the job descriptions are in the present tense, as if they’re posing for Playboy while still working at the company.
And only the last one can potentially make the case that her job had anything to do with Wall Street. The rest are boring retail-side folks. “Buy a plane”? Who’s she kidding?
too fake, didn’t whack
Too jerk, couldn’t off.
@8- what the fuck did you expect? you think it’s some breaking insight to say that no one currently employed with a real job on wall street would pose for playboy? get over yourself.
very fine work.
still, the definition of what qualifies as “wall street” has gotten pretty loose.
executive assistant has definitely posed nude before.
@1,9,10: Yawn, old.
Too Charles, couldn’t Schwab.
Too Bhuckd, couldn’t wonges
@11: Were you in Special Ed. in school? First of all, they’re not, and never were, employed on “Wall Street” or in high finance. Secondly, it was a critique of the magazine’s inconsistent/incorrect descriptions.
Now shut the fuck up and get back to job hunting.
too astro, couldn’t glide
@16- you dumb fuck. my point was that it was an idiotic thing to point out. really, these girls don’t work on wall street? holy shit! I thought it was going to be goldman sachs managing directors posing for this thing. Playboy totally misled us!
@8- really? you see a picture of a naked chick and your response is to start bitching about how these women “don’t really work on Wall Street”?
Bess, you fascinate me. Now I need a cold shower.
@18: 16 here, no wonder you got fired. You’re stupid as shit and can’t even stay on topic.
@16-what the fuck are you talking about? I stayed precisely on point. You said:
“I like how some of the job descriptions are in the present tense, as if they’re posing for Playboy while still working at the company.
And only the last one can potentially make the case that her job had anything to do with Wall Street. The rest are boring retail-side folks. ”
My response was that you’re a tool and master of the obvious for going off on Playboy for not having legit finance people POSE NAKED for them. No one actually thought that was going to happen, except maybe you.
Bess,
Wouldn’t your position at DB qualify you as one of the “women of Wall Street”?
What happened?
Too hairy. Couldn’t palm.
@24: Who wants to see small tits?
@22: Shut up already.
goddamnit curry!
anyone know where i can get a massage?
- second year Boston med student
frankly they aren’t even hot. Is this the Staen Island admin issue?
When do we get the DB edition Bess? EP?
@29- I know, wtf? I’m so shocked they could only get low-rent, trashy girls to pose for Playboy.
–forehead slapper.
bloomberg has a maria pearson formerly of e-trade australia….says she resigned to make Goo Guzzlers 12: It Came from the Planet Butt.
@26 Your mom has small tits. I am still banging her.
Ms chaps – since you appear to be the most familiar with the crack spread can you explain it to the group?
@32, Shut up Dad, you had too many at lunch…
-@33
Crack spreads quantify relationship between crude and product, difference basically being refining margin. If the spread wides, rifiners are making more money, and vice versa. They are quoted as crude:prod1:prod2 i.e. – a 5:3:2 sread is 5 parts crude to 3 parts gasoline and 2 parts heating oil.
-oblivious to double entendre guy
I spit my water when I finally realized what you were using for pasties. Well done.
where are the Noel sisters????
where is Lynn Tilton from Patriarch Partners? She would have posed for free.
Chicken from Global Futures has some GLOBES!!! HEYOOOOOO
@39 FTW
the pic you used to cover up the crotch shots/nips = full of win
the blocks of gold next to chapman are pretty hilarious.
#6
I would be more than happy to assist you with said endeavours, I do of course require your modeling portfolio and a conduct a rather ‘lengthy’ interview process.
The fact that everyone else on here seemingly overlooked your attributes leads me to wonder about their priorities.
A capite ad calcem,
-C
Does being a mortgage broker really qualify as a “woman of wall st”?
http://www.mortgagesolutionsnv.com/agents/agent.rad?id=8625
the 1987 version has much hotter women (including the cover babe)
No suprise there.
They are hotter than the MD wives i see
What? No Erin Callan? And what about Erin Burnett? I have to beleive she would have loved to show off her brand new store bought fun bags.
I was hoping for a B&W arty/tasteful topless shot of Karen Finerman.
@46 i would still hit it with any of these babes if i had the chance.
chapman has a backside you could wreck a 3-storey parking structure with.
@46 so? i would still hit it with any of these ladies if i had the chance.
chapman has a backside you could wreck a 3-storey parking structure with.
And they all mow the lawn
I want to have a threesome with Bess and Karen Finerman.
I’m sure one of these “ladies of wall street” ended up at FoxNews — time to investigate? In HD?
Does anyone think Chapman has a backside with which you could wreck a three story parking structure?
Which of these young lovelies would be most welcoming of a good old fashioned cleveland steamer?
Just jerked off on the pics on the empty floor. who else did already?
@35: Ha, check out her bio on that link:
“My experience includes, but is not limited TOO…”
The only cute one is Maria
Katherine is cute too in the face.
and Georgia doesn’t need to be with swingers like that!
@8 what did you expect? Someone who works at a top hedge fund to pose?
Actually, they all give the rusty trombone. Why can’t I post Bess is really a man, BABY!!!!
er, those cause those of us who’ve actually met her know it’s not true, freak show who keeps posting @63.
the last two are super cute
the last two are super cute
the last two are super cute
are those things on georgia real?
Those things on georgia aren’t real.
katherine is a cutie
katherine is a cutie
georia’s could be real
@59
thanks for pointing out, almost missed it.
I noticed her bio wasn’t professionally written.
Administration is also spelled wrong.
“In addition to a bachelors degree in Business Adminstration from UNLV, I’ve served as an Assistant Vice President for Wells Fargo Home Mortgage and an Area Manager for Conseco Finance to name a few”
Pathetic. good thing PLAYBOY was hiring.
@LMS- does it make you feel like a big man to critique the relative professionalism of a chick WHO POSES FOR PLAYBOY?
@74
that wasn’t a critique
Georgia and her twins have their own imdb page.
http://us.vdc.imdb.com/name/nm1851698/
and she has a website.
http://www.georgiaanderson.com/home.html
@53 – I thought I was the only one with a Finerman thing going on
I actually might get fired for looking at that. A little more warning would have been nice. Jeez.
@74: I think you’re probably Alicia Taylor and you’re getting defensive. There’s no need, really.
I wonder how many of you could actually pose nude for ANY publication, and make it look as good as these girls do. While you all are sitting on your asses criticizing some of these women in your ambiguity I bet not one of you is as accomplished as these ladies are….Quit hating.
“I bet not one of you is as accomplished as these ladies are”
er, um, these women are basically bank tellers, so yeah, I’d say most people are more accomplished than them. whether or not we’d look good in playboy is another story.
@79- the fact that you were told what follows was from playboy, and that it was NSFW wasn’t enough?
To you 81. I know the mortgage broker and she is accomplished. The woman’s firm has been extremely successful in the home lending business. Furthermore, the woman looks great in the shot. Let’s see what YOU look like in the same shot!
The funny thing about the Net is that plenty of people have opinions about everything and know NOTHING about the things they comment on.
You people are the JOKE.
“whether or not we’d look good in playboy is another story.”
Yeah….I’ll bet! *snicker*
@ 81 “whether or not we’d look good in playboy is another story.”
Yeah….I’ll bet! *snicker*
@49 53 77 ohh yea I’d make her some fast money
Regina chapman is beautiful. Perfection on the body.
I agree! Regina is the only pretty one. She looks more like a playmate!
Regina chapman is beautiful. Perfection on the body.
Chapman is the only wall street qualified. Beauty and brains!
Chapman is the only exotic one. she is very pretty and I love the smile. Nice job Playboy.
http://www.vegasnews.com/5944/local-mortgage-broker-alicia-taylor-featured-as-one-of-playboy’s-women-of-wall-street.html
“A local business powerhouse”… Looks like she’s pretty darn successful.
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tara degregorio dated a dude on the NY islanders
tara degregorio dated a dude on the NY islanders
tara degregorio dated a dude on the NY islanders
i met tara shes a cool chick hot too
nice firm assets…i’d give them mine any day to play with.
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tara looks like the only playmate here
the blonde is the hottest
Thank you, Bess
Bess for President
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