Absolutely nothing at the Treasury is fucked. Understand? Nothing is fucked. And, you know what? Screw you for asking too.

“We have the resources to move forward implementing all aspects of our Financial Stability Plan,” Geithner said in a letter to the panel overseeing the bailout.

In fact, with the implementation of all aspects of the Financial Stability Plan using the resources allocated to move forward that we have, we will be leveraging said resources according to per usual best practices unless unforeseen fluid developments materialize and challenge liquidity. (i.e. Greenspan he’s not).

Treasury doesn’t need more bailout money: Geithner
[Reuters]

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Comments (19)

  1. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Rick? Are you around Rick? where are you Rick, stop hiding, this isn’t funny. Where are you?

  2. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    I’m embarrassed for Timaay I mean kissing up to congress like that in front of the entire country. And, no way has this been “indiscriminate” timmay…the American people have borne the burden of all fo it.

  3. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    EP, aren’t they expecting repayment of TARP funds from several of the bulge-bracket banks? That will amount to close to $100 billion that can be redeployed at Treasury’s direction. robbing peter to pay paul kind of thing.

  4. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    What does the pink sign say behind Timmy?

  5. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Who is the idiot Chairwoman of this committee?
    “So you are telling me there HAVE been changes at FNM, FRE, and AIG?”
    Has this woman ever read a newspaper?

  6. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    I think he’s gonna cry.

  7. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    Did he just call her “chairmanwoman”?

  8. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Timmay looking strong today. Chin up homeboy!

  9. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Unfortunately Dad has a little bit of the retardation and left the liquor cabinet unlocked.

  10. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    Looks like someone is shooting for the Maxine Waters Einstein Award
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/us/politics/21harman.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss&src=igw

  11. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    The God damn plane has crashed into the mountain!

  12. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    ” I’ve never actually been in banking”
    Tim G.

  13. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    All I wanna know is, are we gonna see Maxine today?

  14. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    @11, I will not abide another toe!

  15. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    “look, man, I’ve got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I… this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it’s not just, it might not be just such a simple… uh, you know?” -Tim Geithner
    -Wildcard bitches!

  16. Posted by BillyRayValentine | April 21, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    I’m hearing from a VERY good source that Tim Geithner and Barney “Smoke My” Frank participated in consensual gay sex and unprotected buttfucking with Jamie Dimon and Lloyd Blankfein in Frank’s office.
    This source is usually 100%.

  17. Posted by BillyRayValentine | April 21, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Same source: it’s a coin toss for Vik Pandit as whether he decides to have sex with Barney Frank of the cow he keeps in his garage.

  18. Posted by guest | April 21, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    http://tinyurl.com/cd4gnl How come this site is still there?

  19. Posted by guest | April 22, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    Ummm, ah, leveraging? Isn’t that a bad word?

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