Yesterday we debated the relative merits of Playboy‘s recent stimulus package, a featured called the “Women of Wall Street,” and whether or not it was an effective boon to your market. Today, for comparison’s sake, we’re hopping in the Delorean and gunning it to August 1989, to study the spank rag’s original WoWS spread. If anyone has any information on where these ladies are today– perhaps you know them as “boss” or “mom”– please get in touch.
Update: It’s been brought to my attention that despite noting what’s after the jump is from a little-known adult publication called Playboy, I should’ve explicitly stated it’s not safe for work. So, yeah– NSFW! (Though we have covered the most intimate parts with a familiar face, and it’s a beautiful Friday, why not live a little?).
Here we have Lisandra Trujillo, a stockbroker at South Richmond Securities. L-Train quit the market shortly after this picture was taken, saying she realized she “wasn’t cut out for high-pressure sales,” but adding “I’ll be back– with a vengeance.” Above, Lisa at work, “dialing for dollars.”
And here, Lisa at play!
Cheryl Petersen, an office manager and “shareholder liaison” for Franklin Consolidated Mining. Salary for 1988: $38,000 plus bonus. Ambition: “To acquire a securities broker’s license.” Favorite commodities: “diamonds and fake furs.” Above, out on the town.
Here– getting down!
Why did Drexel Burnham Lambert lay off Shari Fierman, an executive assistant in the corporate bond research department? “They had to cut back. Maybe six hundred and fifty million dollars in fines had something to do with it. At least Michael Milken and I were laid off at the same time.”
Ambition: “to become a stockbroker.”
Robin Mormelo, an administrative assistant and office “top girl” (?) at Stuart-James. Left company two months after this shoot, entered Mrs. New Jersey pageant. Wall Street High: “Being discovered by Playboy for this pictorial.” Wall Street Low: “Being chased in and out of the elevators by all of the brokers.” Outstanding assets: 35-24-35.
Kimberly Ann Clark, a sales assistant at Prudential-Bache Securities. Ambition: “To live in a beach house, drive a Testarossa and be a financial success.” Wall Street High: “That professional feeling” (???). Wall Street Low: “Clients who don’t want to invest with a twenty-four year-old.”
Denise Uzan, a stock broker and investment executive at Paine Webber (previously at Dean Witter). Biggest Killing: “While at another firm, found stock at one dollar; sold it at $10.50 within six months.” Ambition: “To work in mergers and acquisitions and find Prince Charming and merge with him.”
Laura King, an executive assistant in mortgage backed securities at Drexel Burnham Lambert. Biggest Killing: “Received a $10,000 Christmas bonus for a job well done.” Wall Street High: “All those sexy men.” Wall Street Low: “Taking the subway.” Advice to investors: “Buy the rumor, sell the news.”
We got bush
And I thought bush’s term in office was over….
Is Denise Uzan now: “Fund manager” Ninette Denise Uzan-Nemitz with this website?
http://viking-fund.com/
bess this is NSFW unless you get larger tiny tim pictures…
Looks like L- Train left the market shortly after the PC was invented.
Bess, Shari’s second pic needs some little Timmy’s, or not
These are not “Women of Wall Street”; they are desperate administrative assistants and other low-paid women. Unfortunately, they have done a disservice to all of the brilliant and successful women on Wall Street (who are, of course, not pictured in the magazine).
@8-
Erin Callan?
Love the lil safecracker! LOL
-mrp
http://pajamasmedia.com/instapundit/ This picture and comment about my favorite congress critter, barney, is worth the peak.
@8- jesus christ, this again? Did you really expect women with legit jobs on wall street would pose for fucking playboy?
Stimulus bush
I only read it for the articles.
@10 -
Hmm… Well EC was showin’ a lil leg there a few times..
‘jus sayin!
-mrp
@mr. pink- sorry, my comment was directed at @7.
-10
Nothing wrong with being topless you prudes. The President of the United States has been seen shirtless!
Guy Coupelefrommge
St. Tropez, France
I hear Muriel Siebert is in the 1946 edition
@16, Sorry -1.
Too bush, didn’t read.
Any chance we can get links to the un-Timmay’d pics?
Man, gotta love the retro bush. These are much hotter ladies of Wall St. Thanks for improving Friday, Bess!
@19- Yes, we uploaded the unedited images to our sister site’s Flickr account.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25715500@N07/3467930895/
Written by Louis Rukeyser!
Written by Louis Rukeyser!
Gotta love those landing-strip bushes
Its funny how the DB editor instinctively felt that bushes are PC, but clits/vulvas are sooooo risque….
Dang its good to be a man, and to feast on some juicy pink pussy tonight!!!!
Bring on the panty-less miniskirts that will be at every patio-bar from morans to seaport to soho
@23- i know this is a foreign concept for you, but for those of us still employed, looking at clits/vulvas at work is kind of risque.
yes #24, but just keep your sticky fingers away from other people’s keyboards.
@25 too late – I’ll get you a new keyboard Monday
Aren’t vulva’s really safe?
@3 – are you shitting me?! Read the letter, SHE should be Treasury Sec., right after she completes her Introduction to English Grammar course. Regardless, I am sending her my SIPC Madoff settlement
@3- yup, pretty sure that’s her (I just went back and her name was listed in the issue as “N. Denise Uzan.” Perhaps Dealbreaker should send a request for an interview.
Well, you can bet @23 doesn’t work for SAC.
the last three were hot.
but wtf, had wax not been discovered prior to 1990?
Don’t forget the famous “Women of Enron” issue.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353013/
@23: have you recovered from the transgender surgury yet?
Where is Lynn Tilton?
Mrp, Tiny Tim will forthwith be known as the Titty-Twister(nee Safecracker.)
I gotta admit. The fun bags on the cover model make me harder than Chinese arithmatic. I would feel better knowing she is now a no tooth crack whore. Anybody know who/where she is now?
These girls have more hair on their muff than Larry Fine has on his head. When was the trim quim invented? 2002?
Wheres the then…and now photos?
nothing like the 80′s, or at least I hope the pics are from then. I should sell them a flobee, good way to supplement my income.
They all spent alot of time in the MD’s office….on their knees..
Once this post makes it way onto the databases of filtered websites held by the handful of companies that provide content filtering to large companies these days, Dealbreaker will forever be marked as NSFW at my current employer and pretty much any other one I might go to.
Oh well, I guess I should be working after all.
I wonder where all these sperm burpers are now? It would be an interesting article.
@40- except that no one’s dumb enough to click this at work, so no, idiot.
listen if its gonna be NSFW you might as well post teh noods
Why did you Geithner their Jooblies?
I have plenty of Robin Mormelo
I have the Robin Mormelo then and Now photos