So remember the modern day DB Cooper wannabe Marcus Schrenker? You know, accused of financial fraud, lept out of his plane with a parachute, found later trying to commit suicide in a tent with a map of campgrounds and notes on what his distress call should say? Turns out, he isn’t detail oriented enough to pull off something like that:
Schrenker told “GMA” that there would be too much planning involved in faking his own death.
“Let’s step back and think about what someone would have to do if they wanted to fake their own death,” Schrenker said in a jailhouse telephone interview with “Good Morning America’s” Chris Cuomo. “They would have to establish a new identity. They would have to have a well-funded bank account, a place where they would live. And I did nothing like that.”
Schrenker, 38, said that he’d survived an actual accident Jan. 11 by parachuting to safety after his plane hit turbulence and the oxygen system began to fail.
Marcus Schrenker Says Claim He Tried To Fake His Death Absurd
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they are so beautiful.
His wife still looks bangin’ in that picture. Surprised she didn’t use this publicity to catapult her own buzz the same way Client 9 did.
His wife still looks bangin’ in that picture. Surprised she didn’t use this publicity to catapult her own buzz the same way “client 9″ girl did.
so it was just a coincidence that he landed next to his hidden motorcycle? Wow talk about lucky.
What is this trend of sitting down with the press? This Schrenker dude, and the Stanford dude. Don’t they have lawyers, to tell them to shut up?
Unless you’ve got a ironclad alibi and you stay 100% “on message”, you are a complete idiot to sit down and deny the obvious. But Stanford & Schrenker are by nature talkers. They’re gonna talk up their story, that’s how they came to become ponz artists in the first place.
Their defense attorneys have to be shitting bricks, or resigning as we speak.
@4 why do you gotta be a hater?
cankles
Still an idiot
I just wish he’d go back to being the lead guitarist for the Scorpions – Rock and Roll baby!
“You’d have to develop a flight itinerary, including a plausible detour route that gets you close to your drop zone, then an alibi for the drop zone, not too far from a hotel where you could make a reservation under an assumed name. You’d need to ensure a mode of transportation from the drop zone to your eventual destination, with specific stopping points along the way, with each of those points scoped out beforehand, including procedures for entry and exit, with all preparatory documents destroyed so no one has evidence of your planning…
I did nothing like that.”
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124027886933637727.html
“…it hasn’t been conclusively shown that cutting salt intake across the population would save lives, and it could have unintended consequences. Lowering salt can cause kidney problems and contribute to insulin resistance in some cases, says Dr. Alderman, who is an unpaid consultant to the Salt Institute, an industry group.”
hahaha, lines like that crack me up. There’s a Salt Institute?
@7- good eye for detail
ud think that he wud pose in front of a nicer car than a lexus and a jet vrs a prop…piker
#7 – Hate to be argumentative but I don’t believe those are true cankles. True cankles (IMHO) are the result of unusually fat ankles. Hers are the result of apparent eating disorder as evidenced by toothpick legs. Look like nice folks.
@14 — Agreed. Definitely not true Rosie O’Donnell type cankles — need lots of extra pounds to reach that level of cankletastic.
Yeah, if anything, she has ankalfs.
@7, I still would like her to bear my progeny
Cankles? Pls see HRC.
She has bad legs
Fail!
@17 don’t delude yourself. The close ups are scary.
@17: you should see the non-retouched photos.
http://www.indy.com/photos/220545/post.jpg
@22, thanks for ruining my day with that picture.
#22 we thing alike :-)
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@23 It’s a hard job being a CFO, making the coffee, making sure UPS delivers and picks up, IT helpdesk ,schmoozing clients and being married to Mark! Is it any wonder she looks like she’s been run over by a Mac truck?
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@22 always better to lease than own
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@22 wow she is a two face.
Fuck you very much for that photo.
Never underestimate the power of good lighting, a stylist, and massive airbrushing.
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@27 that’s racist
#22 – re that photo – an expression seems apropos: “trying to pass off mutton as lamb”.
Bathed in the golden light of the setting sun. A blonde. The car (a Lexus, but hey). A biz jet, with a fully feathered prop, and bombs hanging from the wings.
When stretched out at the funeral home, that’s the picture I want on the easel next to the casket.
That pic looks–in some ways– like the Russian gangster tombstone DB ran a while back.
@7 very observant…nasty cankles
Hottest Banker-wife babe in 10 yr on DB
ps, Calibrate with Griffin, Madoff, Cayne, Fuld wives if need be
I would rather nail a nice fluffy sheep than that hose beast.
@33 that’s funny because he actually has an uzi under his jacket…and his wife has a cock.
I tried to fake my death in the Champagne Room at the “Pearl Necklace Club” in Houston by being “lap danced’ to death on the company Amex.
Didn’t work, but I have a heck of a drycleaning bill and some ‘splainin’ to do..
Interesting. Compare the image above with this alleged Russian mobster’s tombstone:
http://www.boingboing.net/200803111050.jpg
(No plane though.)
If it flies, floats or fucks…rent it.
-BeckyBootFan
Woa!!! It’s Jack off of Lost!
His plane must have crashed while he was enroute back to the island…
Maybe OJ can help him write “If I Did It 2: Operation Dumbass Drop.”
What exactly made them say, “no…let’s leave the airplane door open.” The whole photo is just wierd.
Merry Christmas, Here’s our stuff.
This guy must have preyed upon dumb hicks from Indiana…..
His ultimate success picture includes a Lexus and a propeller driven private plane. Might as well fly bitch on SouthWorst Airlines….
44 Plane has been commented on here before. Its a Swiss made turbo prop. A friend that knows such things tells me its probably among he best that an individual (i.e. someone that doesn’t maintain a stable of professional pilots) would own.
You are thinking of a Pilatus. But it’s a Malibu. I made the same mistake at first glance.
Chevy Malibu? didn’t know that GM made planes.
Are those clown shoes he has on or was he just playing tennis on a clay court?
@47 – I know by the lack of plane parts raining down upon us that GM does not make planes.
@22, never mind then
-17
@47 for the win and, no, I’m not @47.
that is one messed up looking hand on her hip
@52
Holy shit! 10 fingers
@49
That’s a good thing! (TM)
@51
FTW
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