Having discussed his looks at length on several occasions, we've been aware of the fact that a decent amount of the Dealbreaker audience regards Tim Geithner as a hot piece of man meat for quite some time. And it turns out you're in good company. The Treasury Secretary, seen here bending over for the camera, has been named one of the world's 100 most beautiful, according to People. Which, at a time when he could use all the ego stroking he can get, has got to feel pretty nice. And you know who else could use some stroking right about now? Every single financial services hack, even the ones doing pretty okay for themselves. Which brings us to this-- who are the thirty most beautiful people up in this wasteland of an industry? (For continuity sake we were going to go with a 100 but...you know.) Nominate your picks now, and we'll announce the coveted few next week. The known porn stars among us are a given, but who else? Thain? Ackman? Mark Haines? Feel free, nay encouraged, to make selections based on both inner beauty and raw sex appeal (I know I don't even have to say who I mean. Like a cat in heat this Stamfordian makes us).
Who Are The Most Beautiful People On Wall Street?
Posted by Bess Levin, Apr 29, 2009, 5:26pm
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Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:29PM
Jenna Lee
Posted by Anal_yst , Apr 29, 2009 5:32PM
Well there was this one girl who worked @ CapitalIQ (or something), but that probably doesn't count...
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:33PM
Kirk Kerkorian
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:35PM
Vikram Pandit
You know he's a big and cuddly Pandit Bear.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:36PM
Didn't Melissa Theuriau just sign up with CNBC?
She didn't?
Fuck
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:37PM
Mack and Fuld.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:37PM
Bess Levin
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:38PM
@5- ftw. I'll allow it.
However, I'm going with my bloomberg rep. . .
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:39PM
Richard Fetyko, Merriman Curhan Ford & Co.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:43PM
Bess is sexy
Posted by blndebnker , Apr 29, 2009 5:51PM
Jamie. Dimon.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:55PM
Nice candid from your proctology exam, Tim.
Bess's vote is withheld until she uncorks a Lynn Tilton-replica holiday card.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 5:57PM
Pic make it look like he was caught taking a leak off a building on Wall Street. Just sayin.....
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:06PM
Are you kidding me? Geithner looks like one of Santa Claus's little helpers!
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:12PM
Rebecca Jarvis, by far.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:15PM
Geither looks like Count Chockula and im going to nominate my bloomberg rep
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:20PM
I need a new Bloomberg rep.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:22PM
I agree @1.....
Jenna Lee
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:28PM
Margarete Brennan makes me wet.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:29PM
Geithner looks like an elf.
Jamie Dimon. Hands down!
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 6:52PM
Dillan Ratigan's face and his cock. The rest? Meh.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:02PM
Who's your bbg rep? That place is the new FBN.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:11PM
Dropping those drawers, Timmy, for your bud to burn wood inside ya'?
Bess is beyond hot. Carl Q., MSNBC, is cute and cuddly, long as he isn't judged on his reporting.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:12PM
Erin Burnett!
Not only she's distractingly gorgeous and bright, her clout around the world is immense.
For one,how she got the chance to interview yesterday China's elusive high ranking government official like the Minister of Trade and Industry was a big surprise.I was told many attempted but failed;they usually give you their sidekicks.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:18PM
The Keebler Elf is NOT sexy.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:45PM
@25
...not when he's bent over and looking back at you with that innocent twinkle in his eye???
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Apr 29, 2009 7:51PM
26,
He's just pulling a fresh batch of vienna fingers and sandies from the oven. Nothing sexual.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 7:57PM
Lowly/@27 - I find fresh vienna fingers and sandies INCREDIBLY sexy. Mmmm ...
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 8:42PM
Carl Quintanilla. Yum.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 8:47PM
Everyone finds Jim Cramer sexy, not.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Apr 29, 2009 8:47PM
@ lowly
vienna fingers isn't in urban dictionary.
please enlighten.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 8:53PM
Tim Geithner? Good looking??? What a joke!!! I wouldn't suck his dick, and I LOVE sucking a nice cock!
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 9:04PM
T Geit cannot be sexy. Then again, I am straight, I think.
Rebecca Jarvis is definitely a babe. But she went to the U of C, so the plastic surgeon must be a Michelangelo.
I do not want to name names, but there was this one little sex kitten/spark plug who works(ed) Fixed Income at MS.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Apr 29, 2009 9:04PM
Last Man Standing,
Take a gander at Larchmont ( http://www.keebler.com/# ) and be sure to check the baked goods.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 9:12PM
Please...The Hammer. I mean, who else? The swimsuit and the fish on the beach did me in. OK, Jamie D. is second.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 9:29PM
Jamie Dimon. No contest.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 10:11PM
@30 a not joke? really?
I think Bernake's hot.
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 10:12PM
@32, it would be like giving head to Bambi. nothing to wrap one's mouth around.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Apr 29, 2009 10:41PM
30,
I'll see your "not" and raise you a "psyche."
-wore Skidz overalls back in the day
Posted by guest , Apr 29, 2009 11:02PM
can i drop my scrotum on his ginormous forehead?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 12:31AM
"I vote for Charles Gasparino."
- charles gasparino
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 2:13AM
Dimon
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:47AM
7 you fail.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:48AM
that would be me, bitches...
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 6:55AM
The above looking back picture of T. Geithner should have a cat-noise when you mouse over it. hawt.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 7:31AM
#8 I believe it, I hear those BO BBerg reps are smokin. Too bad you have limited access and cant get real time quotes. Thanks for playing j-off
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:15AM
quickster
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:26AM
Liz Claman by a long shot
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:29AM
I'm with you @48. La Liz the Red Fox is a sizzler.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:29AM
I'm with you @48. La Liz the Red Fox is a sizzler.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 8:54AM
I like the options chick who is on CNBC, the blond who has severe ADD. Shes hot
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 9:03AM
@46, 8 here. I actually get real time quotes in front office. Need my rate curves to feed in. Thanks for playing.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 9:21AM
Margaret Brennan makes me happy in the pants
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 9:28AM
@52, you are a tool. My rate curves?? Stay off wikipedia alright chooch?? Im thirsty, go fetch me a venti no foam latte dogboy...
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 9:45AM
quick, brennan and burnett. how can anyone else compete?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 10:05AM
Meredith Whitney..MILF! MILF!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 10:06AM
Meredith Whitney..MILF! MILF!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 10:06AM
Meredith Whitney..MILF! MILF!
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 10:08AM
@54
Venti no foam latte? Were you trying to sound like a 13 yo at the mall?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 11:06AM
Is Bess Levin single?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 1:27PM
Dick Bove....gotta be Dick Bove
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 1:30PM
Dick Bove....gotta be Dick Bove
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 1:30PM
@54, should i have it delivered to you at swing equities or where ever it is you day trade?
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 1:33PM
Dick Bove....gotta be Dick Bove
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 2:02PM
i love that cnbc just announced they'd be revealing this in an upcoming segment.
too slow to the draw hombres, as usual
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 2:29PM
Melissa Francis and Erin Burnett give new meaning to Pork Futures.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 2:30PM
Melissa Francis and Erin Burnett give new meaning to Pork Futures.
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 2:33PM
annnd they just flashed this pic and said "we bet you can't guess who this is"
http://dealbreaker.com/2008/09/caption-contest-wednesday-trea.php
Posted by guest , Apr 30, 2009 3:26PM
Alexsay Veyner, or since he's not really in finance. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Impossible_is_nothing.jpg
Posted by guest , May 01, 2009 8:59AM
Dick Fuld by a clear margin!