• 29 Apr 2009 at 5:26 PM

Who Are The Most Beautiful People On Wall Street?

By Bess Levin

Picture 1245.pngHaving discussed his looks at length on several occasions, we’ve been aware of the fact that a decent amount of the Dealbreaker audience regards Tim Geithner as a hot piece of man meat for quite some time. And it turns out you’re in good company. The Treasury Secretary, seen here bending over for the camera, has been named one of the world’s 100 most beautiful, according to People. Which, at a time when he could use all the ego stroking he can get, has got to feel pretty nice. And you know who else could use some stroking right about now? Every single financial services hack, even the ones doing pretty okay for themselves. Which brings us to this– who are the thirty most beautiful people up in this wasteland of an industry? (For continuity sake we were going to go with a 100 but…you know.) Nominate your picks now, and we’ll announce the coveted few next week. The known porn stars among us are a given, but who else? Thain? Ackman? Mark Haines? Feel free, nay encouraged, to make selections based on both inner beauty and raw sex appeal (I know I don’t even have to say who I mean. Like a cat in heat this Stamfordian makes us).

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Jenna Lee

  2. 2
    Posted by Anal_yst | April 29, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Well there was this one girl who worked @ CapitalIQ (or something), but that probably doesn’t count…

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Kirk Kerkorian

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    Vikram Pandit
    You know he’s a big and cuddly Pandit Bear.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Didn’t Melissa Theuriau just sign up with CNBC?
    She didn’t?
    Fuck

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    Mack and Fuld.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    Bess Levin

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:38 PM

    @5- ftw. I’ll allow it.
    However, I’m going with my bloomberg rep. . .

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    Richard Fetyko, Merriman Curhan Ford & Co.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    Bess is sexy

  11. 11
    Posted by blndebnker | April 29, 2009 at 5:51 PM

    Jamie. Dimon.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Nice candid from your proctology exam, Tim.
    Bess’s vote is withheld until she uncorks a Lynn Tilton-replica holiday card.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    Pic make it look like he was caught taking a leak off a building on Wall Street. Just sayin…..

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Are you kidding me? Geithner looks like one of Santa Claus’s little helpers!

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    Rebecca Jarvis, by far.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    Geither looks like Count Chockula and im going to nominate my bloomberg rep

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    I need a new Bloomberg rep.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:22 PM

    I agree @1…..
    Jenna Lee

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    Margarete Brennan makes me wet.

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    Geithner looks like an elf.
    Jamie Dimon. Hands down!

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 6:52 PM

    Dillan Ratigan’s face and his cock. The rest? Meh.

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:02 PM

    Who’s your bbg rep? That place is the new FBN.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    Dropping those drawers, Timmy, for your bud to burn wood inside ya’?
    Bess is beyond hot. Carl Q., MSNBC, is cute and cuddly, long as he isn’t judged on his reporting.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Erin Burnett!
    Not only she’s distractingly gorgeous and bright, her clout around the world is immense.
    For one,how she got the chance to interview yesterday China’s elusive high ranking government official like the Minister of Trade and Industry was a big surprise.I was told many attempted but failed;they usually give you their sidekicks.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    The Keebler Elf is NOT sexy.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    @25
    …not when he’s bent over and looking back at you with that innocent twinkle in his eye???

  27. 27
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 29, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    26,
    He’s just pulling a fresh batch of vienna fingers and sandies from the oven. Nothing sexual.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Lowly/@27 – I find fresh vienna fingers and sandies INCREDIBLY sexy. Mmmm …

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 8:42 PM

    Carl Quintanilla. Yum.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    Everyone finds Jim Cramer sexy, not.

  31. 31
    Posted by Last Man Standing | April 29, 2009 at 8:47 PM

    @ lowly
    vienna fingers isn’t in urban dictionary.
    please enlighten.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    Tim Geithner? Good looking??? What a joke!!! I wouldn’t suck his dick, and I LOVE sucking a nice cock!

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    T Geit cannot be sexy. Then again, I am straight, I think.
    Rebecca Jarvis is definitely a babe. But she went to the U of C, so the plastic surgeon must be a Michelangelo.
    I do not want to name names, but there was this one little sex kitten/spark plug who works(ed) Fixed Income at MS.

  34. 34
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 29, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    Last Man Standing,
    Take a gander at Larchmont ( http://www.keebler.com/# ) and be sure to check the baked goods.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    Please…The Hammer. I mean, who else? The swimsuit and the fish on the beach did me in. OK, Jamie D. is second.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Jamie Dimon. No contest.

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    @30 a not joke? really?
    I think Bernake’s hot.

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    @32, it would be like giving head to Bambi. nothing to wrap one’s mouth around.

  39. 39
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 29, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    30,
    I’ll see your “not” and raise you a “psyche.”
    -wore Skidz overalls back in the day

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    can i drop my scrotum on his ginormous forehead?

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    “I vote for Charles Gasparino.”
    - charles gasparino

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:13 AM

    Dimon

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:47 AM

    7 you fail.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:48 AM

    that would be me, bitches…

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 6:55 AM

    The above looking back picture of T. Geithner should have a cat-noise when you mouse over it. hawt.

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 7:31 AM

    #8 I believe it, I hear those BO BBerg reps are smokin. Too bad you have limited access and cant get real time quotes. Thanks for playing j-off

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    quickster

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:26 AM

    Liz Claman by a long shot

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    I’m with you @48. La Liz the Red Fox is a sizzler.

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    I’m with you @48. La Liz the Red Fox is a sizzler.

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    I like the options chick who is on CNBC, the blond who has severe ADD. Shes hot

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 9:03 AM

    @46, 8 here. I actually get real time quotes in front office. Need my rate curves to feed in. Thanks for playing.

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    Margaret Brennan makes me happy in the pants

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    @52, you are a tool. My rate curves?? Stay off wikipedia alright chooch?? Im thirsty, go fetch me a venti no foam latte dogboy…

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    quick, brennan and burnett. how can anyone else compete?

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Meredith Whitney..MILF! MILF!

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    Meredith Whitney..MILF! MILF!

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    @54
    Venti no foam latte? Were you trying to sound like a 13 yo at the mall?

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Is Bess Levin single?

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Dick Bove….gotta be Dick Bove

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Dick Bove….gotta be Dick Bove

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    @54, should i have it delivered to you at swing equities or where ever it is you day trade?

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Dick Bove….gotta be Dick Bove

  64. 64
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    i love that cnbc just announced they’d be revealing this in an upcoming segment.
    too slow to the draw hombres, as usual

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Melissa Francis and Erin Burnett give new meaning to Pork Futures.

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Melissa Francis and Erin Burnett give new meaning to Pork Futures.

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    annnd they just flashed this pic and said “we bet you can’t guess who this is”
    http://dealbreaker.com/2008/09/caption-contest-wednesday-trea.php

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Alexsay Veyner, or since he’s not really in finance. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Impossible_is_nothing.jpg

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | May 1, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    Dick Fuld by a clear margin!

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