Write-Offs: 04.17.09

By Equity Private

$$$ Jamie Dimon Coaches NBA Owners on How to Win in Losing Economy [Bloomberg]
$$$ Mr. Ackman has never been shy about speaking his mind. In high school, a friend suggested his yearbook epigram: “A closed mouth gathers no foot.” [NYT]
$$$ Eccentric Swede turned empty cans into gold [The Local]
$$$ Two Advisers Back Stripping Lewis of BofA Chairman’s Title [WSJ]
$$$ LPS Shares Hammered by Dow Jones Report [Housing Wire]
$$$ Jonathan Finger bangs for Ken Lewis ousting [The Deal]

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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 6:11 PM

1st!
Finger bangs, heh heh. Good one.
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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 7:19 PM

Did Ackman have a stalker in HS too with a “See you…everyday” entry?
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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 7:23 PM

I’m so fucking stoned right now I might want to finger bang Connie Chung with a Bear Claw. I can stop time.
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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 7:45 PM

finger bang, nice.
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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 10:14 PM

@3 – only one thing to do – acid. Good luck.
(hmmm – finger bang Connie Ching with a Bear claw . . . disturbing, but . . . somehow . . . I’ve got chub)
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Posted by guest | April 17, 2009 at 10:17 PM

Anyone else wondering what it’s like sitting around 2 women (EP and Bess) debating whether to write “finger bang” or “finger fuck” or just go with “fingers”?
No? Just me? Oh, sorry.
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Posted by guest | April 18, 2009 at 2:52 AM

Smoke more pot, wasteoids.
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Posted by guest | April 19, 2009 at 10:01 PM

Poor guy. With a name like that, the least he could do would have been to give the company a name that doesn’t start with “Finger”.

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