• 29 Apr 2009 at 6:16 PM

Write-Offs: 04.29.09

By Bess Levin

$$$ Dr. Doom’s tips for entertaining: “Fun people and beautiful girls,” Roubini said, grinning. “I look for ten girls to one guy.” His friend Bill Clinton, he added, is a fan of this ratio.
$$$ Fortress to Take Over Zwirn Hedge Fund Liquidation [WSJ]
$$$ Bernard Madoff Celebrates Birthday In Jail and Disgrace [ABC]

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    All you playahatas can suck it
    -NR

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    Seriously, 10 to 1? Who actually can get that many girls to show up to a party? If you have 5 of your boys showing up, how in the world are you going to get 50 chicks? Caviar and champagne? Tiffanys tennis bracelets as door prizes?

  3. 3
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | April 29, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    I thought Bess was being a smart-ass with the Clinton crack, but it’s actually in the article (not quoted, but still…).
    Note to NR: the last friend of Bill’s to “go against the grain” ended up in a “plane crash.” Good fucking riddance.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    Dr. Walter Massey, president of Moorehouse College is now Chairman of the Board of BOFA. So, what happens to Ken?

  5. 5
    Posted by trojan | April 29, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    @2
    if he only has one bro to frat with, the ratios are manageable

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    It has to be this flu I dealing with that’s messing with my visual cortex. I swore that read “Dr. Doom’s tips for engraving”.
    –Calgary Schmooze

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    So Roubini is evoking Clinton? Stay classy Nouriel. You’ve got about 1 minute left in your 15.

  8. 8
    Posted by Joseph di Jersey City | April 29, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Even if 10-1 won’t make it work for him he still has the wall vaginas.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    Its actually pretty easy….
    I know about a dozen Iranian/Persian Financiers/Bankers like him and they all have that formula…
    I guess you gotta have game when your branded The Axis of Evil..it works, they bang some high end pussy.
    They all use the same gig: Park Ave/Tribeca/Soho Real estate; Custom suits, Rolex/Patek, Ferrari/Bentley, Polo Horses, Monaco/St. Tropez, etc.
    Every firm has one…from Navab at KKR, to Biglari, Citi Vice Chair. to some at GS, ML & Bear.
    They are hard core sharks, they bring in business and close the chicks.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    10 to 1 my ass. I had a party at my place where the ratio surpassed 2 to 1, might have briefly hit 3 to 1, and after a while girls started to move on because there weren’t enough dudes.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    #10, sorry I left.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    http://people.forbes.com/profile/sardar-biglari/79251 jeez thats a douche!

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | April 29, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Steak n Shake, motherfuckers, chicks love smoothies!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 4:20 AM

    http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2009/04/29/the-secret-garden-and-mansion-of-christopher-dodd/

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:00 AM

    Roubini is a loser. Hes gonna be Cramer in two years, he should enjoy himself now. Im sure the ladies go wild when he talks abt the Black Swans. Probably like other quant guys on the street, who behave like Russell Crowe from a beautiful mind. See numbers all over the place but cant talk to people.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | April 30, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    @9, sounds like you are one of these smelly losers trying to talk yourself up. Nice try.

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