Yes, your boss might verbally abuse and berate you in front of the team for one down month. She might shove her stiletto up your ass for daring to disagree with her outlook on Vikram Pandit’s hairline. He might throw an empty bottle of whatever’s on his desk at your head for even hinting that buying another investment bank might not be the best way to ingratiate himself to shareholders. He may smash every monitor within arm’s length when unprecedented market volatility doesn’t land in his favor, such that walking into his office without shoes would be extremely dangerous. But he most likely doesn’t pull this shtick.*
The CEO of the nation’s largest linen company went berserk and brutally beat his housemaid in his posh Upper East Side apartment — leaving her with swelling on the brain, officials said. George Bardwil, 57, who runs Bardwil Home, was charged with second degree assault in Sunday’s savage attack that left the maid unconscious in a pool of blood. The maid – who was only on her second day on the job – told police that when she arrived for work that afternoon, Bardwil opened the door and began pummeling her. After repeatedly striking her on the head and face, Bardwil then dragged her across the floor to the living room where she blacked out.
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Bardwil initially told police he found the maid lying on the floor when he came out of the shower and called for help…But he later admitted that he struck the woman because she had stolen money from him. “She saw where I kept an envelope with $5,500 in it. I know she took it. When she wouldn’t admit it, I hit her three times in the head with my closed fist,” he said.
Linen CEO Beat His Maid [NYP via Cityfile]
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Pretty sure she had it coming
nice AQR reference!
what a cocksucker
After the first line, I thought Meredith Whitney was hiring?
PCP is coming back
One thing is for sure, this incident is going to cost the Bardwil fellow a lot more than $5,500.
Maybe she found the envelope and put it somewhere else in his apartment. My maid pulls that shit with my shoes all the time.
Her previous job, where the boss fucked her in the ass all the time, doesn’t seem so bad, now does it.
ex 1: [who?]
ex 2: meredith whitney
ex 3: ken lewis
ex 4: cliff asness
“She might shove her stiletto up your ass for daring to disagree with her outlook on Vikram Pandit’s hairline. He might throw an empty bottle of whatever’s on his desk at your head for even hinting that buying another investment bank might not be the best way to ingratiate himself to shareholders. He may smash every monitor within arm’s length when unprecedented market volatility doesn’t land in his favor, such that walking into his office without shoes would be extremely dangerous.”
best part of this is that the cliff asness reference actually happened.
Hope Jeff Macke’s maid doesn’t go near any envelopes at his place.
@11 ftw
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she’s already been told twice
/badtaste
hmm, changed his story hours later? yeah, he’s gotten be innocent.
Where the hell is Macke? In rehab?
@13- bad taste is right.
What is the thread count on prison linens?
I asked a masochist about this matter and he replied, “Beats me…”
He is neither a master of the universe or a master of his domain…
that’s intense.
@19:
Nor will he be master of his cell. Though he will have a master waiting for him.
The CEO should be stoned to death by the maid’s family members.
-TGFHouston
Cliff Asness here. I don’t get what’s wrong with this? Someone explain please.
American Psycho Nanny Diaries book coming soon.
What did his brother order from McD’s?
@13: Rhianna?
@13,
Not bad taste. Just stale.
Poor woman. Doubt she’d be dumb enough to show up for work if she’d actually stolen the money and I hope she sues his ass off once he completes his Anal Rape 101 course up in Ossining.
Second wife left all that money after 2 weeks of marital bliss? Maybe she’d be willing to testify.
what a piece of shit degenerate.
dumb guy and dumber lie, he would have been better off by saying that he thought she was a ghost or some shit and he got a scared and beat her
Was she hot?
Hope he gets ass-raped in prison.
http://www.bardwilhome.com/BWEMail