Blowing every last cent of your non-existent bonus on the rails you’ll be blowing off a buxom prostie’s tits later tonight (or possibly at lunch)? Have we got the opportunity for you! A bunch of producers want to get you and your friends (or colleagues) in front of a camera, living like it’s 2006. Here’s the pitch:
We’re just looking for people that are still partying every weeknight in the city and then out at the clubs in the Hamptons on the weekends. It would ideally be aired once a week over the course of the summer, so maybe 10-12 episodes. It’s completely cliché, cheesy, and has been done, but we’re kind of aiming to mock ourselves a little bit on this one.
Interested? Get in touch.
sign me up!
Can I bring a 9mm?
Man, fuck VBS. Long live Gavin!
I live vicariously through myself.
~The World’s Most Interesting Man
@2- second that
this thing needs to happen so we can have Dealbreaker viewing parties.
I nominate Porker Stansberry for baller of the year.
do you continue to use the term prostie without irony?
Please, someone get Sykes on this
I really miss 2006. Being poor sucks…
9 – This has me so depressed I cannot even make a joke about Bess dating Timmmmay.
Bitchassness
@10
Bess is dating me now. That had better put a smile on your face, otherwise I’ll come round to the house and cut your heart out with a spoon.
– Snake Plissken
I am depressed too. Not even the thought of pounding my secretary in her ass later is cheering me up.
sad banker
Tonight, I pour out some of my Hurricane 40 in memory of models & bottles
8- are you saying that she in fact, is a prostie and therefore it is ironic when she uses that term?
That banker looks like a douche. Nothing ironic about that.
16,
Yeah, but I bet he wouldn’t have to use his mouse like you just did to post that comment.
Holla.
@12 Not before I will lay a vicious Burmese mountain spin kick to your face.
15 – no, I’m saying prostie used to refer to actual prostitues (which a “baller” would do blow off of) is not ironic, it is a slang term. “Baller” is ironic in that the bankers are not really basketball players or rappers posing as people with great skill on a ball court. Yet Bess uses the term with an intended ironic effect.
@18 is Napoleon Dynamite
#19 — STFU you WASP douch. The term “baller” isn’t restricted to basketball players. Anyone who makes serious money and lives large can be called a “baller.”
@17 – Welcome to PE, Bitch!!
I personally stopped using baller when biggie got shot.
haha 21 youre pathetic
haha 24 die already.
@17, awesome
LOBSTERCLOPS has no empathy for douche bankers.
@17 – I don’t get it.
Blake Foreskin
Why was 2006 considered to be a good year? I get paid the same bonus every year here in back-office ops…
-Middlebury graduate
That guy looks like Ed Norton’s gay cousin on Easter
What’s up with people on Dealbreaker always wanting to bang their secretaries in the ass?
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Porker Stansberry
@31
You seem to be insinuating that there are some that don’t want to bang their secretaries in the a$$. This can’t be true, can it?
@29
Fucking perfect
@31 are you an insecure IM VP’s wife? It’s an decompressing expression, OR, is it beyond your infantile comprehension that:
a. some female secretaries like getting banged in the ass
b. not all secretaries are female
c. it’s none of your fu%&ing business, is it?
Former Exec Secretary to Chuck Prince
Nothing like a good healthy discussion of the virtues of the right of secretarious anus poundus to get the ole blood flowing.
Anal is for homos.
- Filthy Hitler
I met a model from Kraków once, and although we hit it off physically, her English struggled, blocking us from that real “same plane” level I like to reach. So as a gesture of cultural sensitivity, I decided I’d speak to her in something closer to her native tongue. Over Lil’s Wayne’s Lollipop, I pointed between us aggressively and instructed: “You, friends, 2, TIMES PLUS… panties MINUS“ Boom. “Same plane,” said her eyes.
@17 “ALT+E-S-V” it is. Pasting values, bitch.