Blowing every last cent of your non-existent bonus on the rails you'll be blowing off a buxom prostie's tits later tonight (or possibly at lunch)? Have we got the opportunity for you! A bunch of producers want to get you and your friends (or colleagues) in front of a camera, living like it's 2006. Here's the pitch:
We're just looking for people that are still partying every weeknight in the city and then out at the clubs in the Hamptons on the weekends. It would ideally be aired once a week over the course of the summer, so maybe 10-12 episodes. It's completely cliché, cheesy, and has been done, but we're kind of aiming to mock ourselves a little bit on this one.
Interested? Get in touch.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:36AM
sign me up!
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:38AM
Can I bring a 9mm?
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:40AM
Man, fuck VBS. Long live Gavin!
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:41AM
I live vicariously through myself.
~The World's Most Interesting Man
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:42AM
@2- second that
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:42AM
this thing needs to happen so we can have Dealbreaker viewing parties.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:42AM
I nominate Porker Stansberry for baller of the year.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:46AM
do you continue to use the term prostie without irony?
Posted by Anal_yst , May 19, 2009 10:49AM
Please, someone get Sykes on this
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:55AM
I really miss 2006. Being poor sucks...
9 - This has me so depressed I cannot even make a joke about Bess dating Timmmmay.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:57AM
Bitchassness
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 10:58AM
@10
Bess is dating me now. That had better put a smile on your face, otherwise I'll come round to the house and cut your heart out with a spoon.
-- Snake Plissken
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:00AM
I am depressed too. Not even the thought of pounding my secretary in her ass later is cheering me up.
sad banker
Posted by Anal_yst , May 19, 2009 11:14AM
Tonight, I pour out some of my Hurricane 40 in memory of models & bottles
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:18AM
8- are you saying that she in fact, is a prostie and therefore it is ironic when she uses that term?
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:19AM
That banker looks like a douche. Nothing ironic about that.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:22AM
16,
Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't have to use his mouse like you just did to post that comment.
Holla.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:25AM
@12 Not before I will lay a vicious Burmese mountain spin kick to your face.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:28AM
15 - no, I'm saying prostie used to refer to actual prostitues (which a "baller" would do blow off of) is not ironic, it is a slang term. "Baller" is ironic in that the bankers are not really basketball players or rappers posing as people with great skill on a ball court. Yet Bess uses the term with an intended ironic effect.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:34AM
@18 is Napoleon Dynamite
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:36AM
#19 -- STFU you WASP douch. The term "baller" isn't restricted to basketball players. Anyone who makes serious money and lives large can be called a "baller."
Posted by american bandersnatch , May 19, 2009 11:45AM
@17 - Welcome to PE, Bitch!!
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:45AM
I personally stopped using baller when biggie got shot.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:49AM
haha 21 youre pathetic
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:53AM
haha 24 die already.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 11:53AM
@17, awesome
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:02PM
LOBSTERCLOPS has no empathy for douche bankers.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:03PM
@17 - I don't get it.
Blake Foreskin
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:06PM
Why was 2006 considered to be a good year? I get paid the same bonus every year here in back-office ops...
-Middlebury graduate
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:21PM
That guy looks like Ed Norton's gay cousin on Easter
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:23PM
What's up with people on Dealbreaker always wanting to bang their secretaries in the ass?
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 12:30PM
I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Porker Stansberry
Posted by Anal_yst , May 19, 2009 12:40PM
@31
You seem to be insinuating that there are some that don't want to bang their secretaries in the a$$. This can't be true, can it?
Posted by AndrewInGreenwich , May 19, 2009 12:56PM
@29
Fucking perfect
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 1:02PM
@31 are you an insecure IM VP's wife? It's an decompressing expression, OR, is it beyond your infantile comprehension that:
a. some female secretaries like getting banged in the ass
b. not all secretaries are female
c. it's none of your fu%&ing business, is it?
Former Exec Secretary to Chuck Prince
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 1:05PM
Nothing like a good healthy discussion of the virtues of the right of secretarious anus poundus to get the ole blood flowing.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 1:45PM
Anal is for homos.
- Filthy Hitler
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 1:59PM
I met a model from Kraków once, and although we hit it off physically, her English struggled, blocking us from that real “same plane” level I like to reach. So as a gesture of cultural sensitivity, I decided I’d speak to her in something closer to her native tongue. Over Lil’s Wayne’s Lollipop, I pointed between us aggressively and instructed: “You, friends, 2, TIMES PLUS… panties MINUS“ Boom. “Same plane,” said her eyes.
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 2:28PM
@17 “ALT+E-S-V” it is. Pasting values, bitch.