Story.jpgOne count of conspiracy, one count of obstruction for the Stanford CFO CIO. Ow.

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Comments (58)

  1. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    now that is a wideclops

  2. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Haul her off to the stable, pronto.

  3. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    why the long face?

  4. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    why the long face?

  5. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    I’d hit it.

  6. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Teeth like Mr. Ed – NO WAY sorry.

  7. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Damn, son: she can crack walnuts with that chin. Have fun in prison, ho!

  8. Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 12, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Goodbye Peter Nincompoop! I miss you! Already!

  9. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    you all are queer as a 2 legged sow. she aint that bad

  10. Posted by Anal_yst | May 12, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    @9
    I’m sure she looks beat as hell without makeup

  11. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Whoa, take it easy there, Chompers.

  12. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    low number of charges there. the feds will flip her, and she’ll get off easy.

  13. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    @ 12. that’s just how it was with me and your mother

  14. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    I would flip her too and get off real easy, right on them teethys.

  15. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    did they tell her to bring a baggie fo her teef?

  16. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Haha, and many of you here today are the same clowns who yesterday were sporting wood over Elizabeth Warren.
    The Guy from Delaware

  17. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    I wonder if she would do me the honor of allowing me to pound her in the ass.
    Bob Costas

  18. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    I’ll bet that fattie gives a very wet BJ.

  19. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    TGFD – we were sporting wood over your dad. That big silly homo.

  20. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    GUEST@16…
    TGFD thinks that you are full of shit.
    The Guy from Delaware

  21. Posted by EZ2517 | May 12, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    I believe she was the Chief Investment Officer, not the CFO.

  22. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    u think she wud spank me
    - Marv Albert

  23. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    TGFD re-read what I posted about fat chicks, homely gals and MILFs. EW checks out in 2/3 CFO’s. This gal here?… nothing but high maintanence.

  24. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    This was leaked to Fox Biz yesterday.

  25. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Didn’t she just throw out the first pitch for the Mets?

  26. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    Imposter@#20…
    I got your “GUEST” reminder. TGFD is ineligible for proper registration. I would if I could.
    The Guy from Delaware

  27. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    I’d part her ass like the Red Sea and bury all 4 1/4 inches of Enzyte fueled manness into her backside.

  28. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    @24- it was widely reported yesterday that it was “going” to happen. it didnt happen til today, so, no, it was not leaked to fox.

  29. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    @27 nice work. can you give us a play-by-play on twitter

  30. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    Guest@#23…
    I recall your post from yesterday. TGFD agrees that Laura P-H is is not worth a damn. She’s just a superficial grin who is about to get her comeuppance.
    The Guy from Delaware

  31. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    -@30:
    @27 has been parting her rump and twittering about it.

  32. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Moisha Goldberg

  33. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    She is no Becky Quick.
    Becky Quick

  34. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    What’s with the forehead mud-vein?

  35. Posted by EZ2517 | May 12, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    yeah, and the shiny forehead? Does she have cankles?

  36. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    conspiracy? Guess ya got nothing really, huh federalies? Revoke their federalihood.

  37. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @28
    Go back to the dictionary and find the definition of leak.

  38. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Auto-fellating is very useful during long conference calls.

  39. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    I would still hit it. lets face it, Im not very attractive and my bonus sucked this year – not like I have a lot of options…but I would return her to the stable afterwards.

  40. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    I would still hit it. lets face it, Im not very attractive and my bonus sucked this year – not like I have a lot of options…but I would return her to the stable afterwards.

  41. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    I bet she can suck the color out of a marble.

  42. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    http://i44.tinypic.com/11kfp1f.jpg
    not nice, removing this link

  43. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    That’s clearly Walter Noel’s long lost 6th daughter he gave up for adoption back in the early 70′s…

  44. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    42 She’s taken more balls to the chin than Johnny Bench.

  45. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    What I have learnt here is that bankers rarely get laid. Presumably that is why they are so keen on money as they believe it helps in this regard.

  46. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 6:23 PM

    @38- it hadn’t happened yet. so no. the actual fact that she was indicted was not leaked yesterday, the fact that she was GOING TO BE indicted was leaked.

  47. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    her teeth are running a separate ponzi scheme.

  48. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    Tapped it!

  49. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    Too horse – couldn’t face.

  50. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    @47 hello? the govt had a deadline of today to indict her, so it didn’t take a rocket scientist–or a leak–to come up with a story that was widely reported. But it did take Fox Biz to report (incorrectly) that the indictment was going to be much broader than the criminal complaint.

  51. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    can they indict those teeth for obstruction of airway?

  52. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    Those are not teeth. It’s a grille from a 1956 Chevy.

  53. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 10:20 PM
  54. Posted by guest | May 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    Feeding that face is the equivilant of putting your schlong in a woodchipper.

  55. Posted by mrpink | May 13, 2009 at 12:13 AM

    Never trust someone who insists on using two last names. One for her, the other must be for her teeth.
    Her teeth have their own f’ing zip code.
    Sheesh.
    -mrp

  56. Posted by trojan | May 13, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    She gotta have some teeth.
    -Obie Trice

  57. Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 13, 2009 at 12:55 AM

    54,
    What? Give her porcelain veneers, a feed bag, and a quick tie of the tongue? I picked this filly in the fifth, and all I got was a handful of tickets and some peanut shells in my pocket. Godspeed.

  58. Posted by guest | May 13, 2009 at 8:41 AM

    You have gotta attack something like that from the other end, in the dark after a few hours of seroius belly-to-bar action!
    PS: DON’T FALL ASLEEP AFTERWARDS… Waking up and looking at that next to in bed resembled the Godfather scene to much, except…It’s whole the f_ckin horse!

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