Andy Madoff, “Mark, shred all the receipts we charged to the company for our fishing trips, private jets, and trips to the West Garden. Oh yeah, and lets not forget about documents showing Dad bought us houses and cars as well”
You BAC haters are so misguided its almost wembarrassing. When you are mopping up a peepshow in 5 years and they make GS look like Kmart I will be thinking of you pikers. Back to ops.
I DONT MAKE MONEY I PRINT IT, YA HEARD??
And I guess that was your accomplice
in the wood chipper.
.
.
.
And for what?
For a little bit of money.
There’s more to life than a little money, you know.
Don’t you know that?
And here y’are.
- And it’s a beautiful day.
Guys remember to “catch up with file clean up” before year end ;). Today, it’s administrative housekeeping. Tomorrow, it could be improper destruction of evidence.
The Federal Reserve Bank of New York should be abolished immediately. Who governs them? Who watches the watchers? Flu flang du dang!
The Guy From Delaware
@TGFD:
Here here! I say abolish it as well! Give the right to print and regulate paper money to CONgress! But first, we have to clean out that den of vipers. Bring out the guillotine!
-TGFH
P.S. Will The Girl From California please post her pic or you don’t exist!
Who are their auditors? Arthur Andersen?
bring out the bags of money!
back up the truck
And here is how the BAC balance sheet responds to our most adverse stress test, the Whirling Blade Scenario…
No need to worry about raw material for the next ticker-tape parade – they could have a 3-day blizzard of paper with no problem.
Ken Lewis driving the truck.
Hey Ben, Call Tim and tell him Ken Lewis’s truck is here to pick up his stress test results.
Bear what?
“Bring out the 2004-2007 employment contracts!”
Andy Madoff, “Mark, shred all the receipts we charged to the company for our fishing trips, private jets, and trips to the West Garden. Oh yeah, and lets not forget about documents showing Dad bought us houses and cars as well”
Where are those plunge protection team plans Greenspan had written up?
You BAC haters are so misguided its almost wembarrassing. When you are mopping up a peepshow in 5 years and they make GS look like Kmart I will be thinking of you pikers. Back to ops.
I DONT MAKE MONEY I PRINT IT, YA HEARD??
@12- welcome ken!
“No Rep. Frank, I don’t recollect having ever seen a document of that nature.”
The maidens get shredded in the back of the truck.
“For the bank that has nothing to hide, but still wants to.”
Let’s all remember to keep those files clean.
- Ben “Quattrone” Bernanke
And I guess that was your accomplice
in the wood chipper.
.
.
.
And for what?
For a little bit of money.
There’s more to life than a little money, you know.
Don’t you know that?
And here y’are.
- And it’s a beautiful day.
“Greed — for lack of a better word — was good.”
I’m pretty sure the shred company’s slogan wins, hands down…
free parking in front of UBS!
Ben I can’t find the minutes to that meeting we had with Lewis and Thain…
“Guys they’re on to our money printing scheme…how do we get rid of money/evidence faster CDS’s?”
Guys remember to “catch up with file clean up” before year end ;). Today, it’s administrative housekeeping. Tomorrow, it could be improper destruction of evidence.
Vik: We’re in trouble. The Jewish guys said our test answers were wrong.
Ken: Every one?
Vik: Those assholes must have stolen
the wrong fucking exam!
Vik: We’re in trouble. The Jewish guys said our test answers were wrong.
Ken: Every one?
Vik: Those assholes must have stolen
the wrong @$@$@ exam!
“You wanna be part of the solution or part of the cover-up?”
No posts on GSC defaulting on their loans? Big fund, $18 billion. No thoughts?
shredding is the new killing it
The Federal Reserve Bank of New York should be abolished immediately. Who governs them? Who watches the watchers? Flu flang du dang!
The Guy From Delaware
(wood) Pulp Friction
@18, nice reference. Always been one of my favorite movie lines.
We’re very discrete.
Not!
Still laughing at @2’s comments….@26 was an excellent movie reference!!
@TGFD:
Here here! I say abolish it as well! Give the right to print and regulate paper money to CONgress! But first, we have to clean out that den of vipers. Bring out the guillotine!
-TGFH
P.S. Will The Girl From California please post her pic or you don’t exist!
“Annnnnnnd it’s gone!”
-Stan
Weeeeeeeee! This is almost as much fun as throwing red Diwali paint on strangers!