Nov 11, 2009, 10:34am
Nov 10, 2009, 8:45am
Not sure how we missed this (actually, I am, we read the Vanity Fair article online and only flipped through the hard copy, filled with such gems, this weekend) but we couldn't in good conscience not have a record of the above, and Ruth's rack, after the jump.
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Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:01AM
Package Clops!
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:01AM
Looks like Ponzi-boy is all bag.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:02AM
Goldman and Sachs is more prestigious than Raymond James.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:02AM
my eyes!
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:05AM
This guy is seriously the devil. Everyone should be allowed ons shot to his grill at the sentencing.
I want to step over ruth madoff on the street as well as she begs me for change, take it all away
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:05AM
I would hit that.
Posted by Anal_yst , May 18, 2009 11:06AM
Whoa NSFW
(I mean Bernie's sockpiece in the 1st pic, 2nd is totally kosher)
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:07AM
http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/news/business_news/7837.cntns
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:11AM
WTF
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:12AM
Ruthy must be 4 feet tall.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:13AM
bernie, what's with the high water pants?...expecting a flood?
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:21AM
Is that sausage kosher?
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:24AM
And what do we have strutting boldly down the runway next, Bob?
Well, Darlene, here on the lady we have a quintessential lumberjack shirt paired with timeless Indian moccasins. I might add, what a audacious move to say 'NO' to makeup...
... and Mr Studpuppy is controlling the room with the ever-fashionable 'Ski Utah' T-shirt matched brilliantly to nipple-high Steve Urkel grey sweatpants and fire-truck red tube socks..
I do say, fashion has never been so forward looking as this tour de force!!!
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:26AM
The top photo should have been the first clue that something was funny. Anyone who goes out in public (or allows themselves to be photographed) in SWEATPANTS has given up on life.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:26AM
Mickey Avalon the Kosher salami
For twenty you get Chachi but forty gets you Fonzie
A motherfuckin' hustler kamikaze
I used to bus tables
But now I sell my body
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:28AM
All the proof you need that Michigan sucks.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:29AM
Would you even want to buy a slice from a man that looked like this?
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:32AM
Gay as Easter.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:35AM
Michele Obama's penis is bigger than Ruth's.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:40AM
must scrub image from brain...
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 12:12PM
Suddenly hungry for two eggs over easy and some hash browns.
Posted by Equity Private , May 18, 2009 12:19PM
And sausage?
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 12:21PM
"Bernie was irresistible to women."
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 12:23PM
WTF?! Bernie and Ruthie at Hedonism?!
Her tits are smaller than Erin's...who'da thunk it coulda been done?
-BeckyBootFan
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 12:29PM
The top picture looks like Dustin Hoffman playing a mentally disabled (is "retarded" kosher?) guy.
Oh, and all that money and he still doesn't buy Ruthie a banging rack? Cheapskate.
-Nominate me
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 1:09PM
32A is the new killing it.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 1:09PM
He might have trouble tucking that thing back between his legs for his prison buddies.
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 1:13PM
"Now,Mr Madoff, we must make that most delicate of inquiries.To which side do you dress, sir?"
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 1:19PM
Flee Utah.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , May 18, 2009 1:40PM
I can almost see him doing the Dirk Diggler thing. "You are a star, a bright and shining star!"
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 2:03PM
Manmel Toe
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 2:04PM
I'll take'em sunny side up. Yum Yum
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 2:07PM
Bernie "The Knuckle" Madoff
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 3:11PM
Caption 1: We always new the guy had gigantic brass balls, now we have photographic proof.
Caption 2: BSD in (sweatpants) action.
-The girl from California
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 3:17PM
new=knew
Doh! I guess I really should preview my infrequent postings,
-The girl from California
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 10:56PM
I could go for some Finerman
Posted by guest , May 18, 2009 11:06PM
Am I the only one who's noticed that Bernie seems to have 'flipped up' his small boner into the waistband of his trunks in picture 2?
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 2:12AM
she puts the lotion in the basket...
she puts the lotion in the basket.....
PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET!
Posted by guest , May 19, 2009 8:57AM
Flannels and hot sauce? Ruth, you kinky little fuck face!
Posted by Revmachine21 , May 19, 2009 8:58AM
My mind can not reconcile the distance between his package bulge and the waistband. It's like 24 inches.
Posted by guest , Jul 01, 2009 7:32PM
We can all have a laugh at these pictures, but one thing remains clear....
For him to cheat people out of MILLIONS of their hard earned money takes big balls... big-saggy-sweatpant-noticeable...balls