• 18 May 2009 at 10:55 AM

Caption Contest (of Horrors) Monday

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Not sure how we missed this (actually, I am, we read the Vanity Fair article online and only flipped through the hard copy, filled with such gems, this weekend) but we couldn’t in good conscience not have a record of the above, and Ruth’s rack, after the jump.


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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

      Package Clops!

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

      Looks like Ponzi-boy is all bag.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:02 AM

      Goldman and Sachs is more prestigious than Raymond James.

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:02 AM

      my eyes!

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:05 AM

      This guy is seriously the devil. Everyone should be allowed ons shot to his grill at the sentencing.
      I want to step over ruth madoff on the street as well as she begs me for change, take it all away

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:05 AM

      I would hit that.

    7. 7
      Posted by Anal_yst | May 18, 2009 at 11:06 AM

      Whoa NSFW
      (I mean Bernie’s sockpiece in the 1st pic, 2nd is totally kosher)

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:07 AM

      http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/news/business_news/7837.cntns

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:11 AM

      WTF

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:12 AM

      Ruthy must be 4 feet tall.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:13 AM

      bernie, what’s with the high water pants?…expecting a flood?

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:21 AM

      Is that sausage kosher?

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:24 AM

      And what do we have strutting boldly down the runway next, Bob?
      Well, Darlene, here on the lady we have a quintessential lumberjack shirt paired with timeless Indian moccasins. I might add, what a audacious move to say ‘NO’ to makeup…
      … and Mr Studpuppy is controlling the room with the ever-fashionable ‘Ski Utah’ T-shirt matched brilliantly to nipple-high Steve Urkel grey sweatpants and fire-truck red tube socks..
      I do say, fashion has never been so forward looking as this tour de force!!!

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM

      The top photo should have been the first clue that something was funny. Anyone who goes out in public (or allows themselves to be photographed) in SWEATPANTS has given up on life.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM

      Mickey Avalon the Kosher salami
      For twenty you get Chachi but forty gets you Fonzie
      A motherfuckin’ hustler kamikaze
      I used to bus tables
      But now I sell my body

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM

      All the proof you need that Michigan sucks.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:29 AM

      Would you even want to buy a slice from a man that looked like this?

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:32 AM

      Gay as Easter.

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:35 AM

      Michele Obama’s penis is bigger than Ruth’s.

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM

      must scrub image from brain…

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 12:12 PM

      Suddenly hungry for two eggs over easy and some hash browns.

    22. 22
      Posted by Equity Private | May 18, 2009 at 12:19 PM

      And sausage?

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM

      “Bernie was irresistible to women.”

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 12:23 PM

      WTF?! Bernie and Ruthie at Hedonism?!
      Her tits are smaller than Erin’s…who’da thunk it coulda been done?
      -BeckyBootFan

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 12:29 PM

      The top picture looks like Dustin Hoffman playing a mentally disabled (is “retarded” kosher?) guy.
      Oh, and all that money and he still doesn’t buy Ruthie a banging rack? Cheapskate.
      -Nominate me

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 1:09 PM

      32A is the new killing it.

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 1:09 PM

      He might have trouble tucking that thing back between his legs for his prison buddies.

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 1:13 PM

      “Now,Mr Madoff, we must make that most delicate of inquiries.To which side do you dress, sir?”

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 1:19 PM

      Flee Utah.

    30. 30
      Posted by EvilBuzzard | May 18, 2009 at 1:40 PM

      I can almost see him doing the Dirk Diggler thing. “You are a star, a bright and shining star!”

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 2:03 PM

      Manmel Toe

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 2:04 PM

      I’ll take’em sunny side up. Yum Yum

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 2:07 PM

      Bernie “The Knuckle” Madoff

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 3:11 PM

      Caption 1: We always new the guy had gigantic brass balls, now we have photographic proof.
      Caption 2: BSD in (sweatpants) action.
      -The girl from California

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 3:17 PM

      new=knew
      Doh! I guess I really should preview my infrequent postings,
      -The girl from California

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 10:56 PM

      I could go for some Finerman

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | May 18, 2009 at 11:06 PM

      Am I the only one who’s noticed that Bernie seems to have ‘flipped up’ his small boner into the waistband of his trunks in picture 2?

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 2:12 AM

      she puts the lotion in the basket…
      she puts the lotion in the basket…..
      PUT THE FUCKIN LOTION IN THE BASKET!

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 8:57 AM

      Flannels and hot sauce? Ruth, you kinky little fuck face!

    40. 40
      Posted by Revmachine21 | May 19, 2009 at 8:58 AM

      My mind can not reconcile the distance between his package bulge and the waistband. It’s like 24 inches.

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | July 1, 2009 at 7:32 PM

      We can all have a laugh at these pictures, but one thing remains clear….
      For him to cheat people out of MILLIONS of their hard earned money takes big balls… big-saggy-sweatpant-noticeable…balls

    42. 42
      Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 19, 2012 at 7:17 PM

      zWR54g Major thankies for the blog post. Great.

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