• 29 May 2009 at 11:33 AM

Cleanup In Aisle Six

gools.jpgEven a limp horse pulls. Everyone has a purpose. But you really wonder if there shouldn’t be closer adult supervision when Austan Goolsbee speaks in (non/semi/openly) public forums. Perhaps a pair of Kissinger glasses with teleprompter HUD? You certainly wouldn’t be pushing him too much farther in personal appearance. Maybe a discrete earpiece with a direct signal from Rahm Emanuel. Sure, it’d sound a little like he was giving dictation, but that’s whole lot better.

“If you tried to slash spending and raise taxes you would repeat what drove us into the Great Depression,” he said. “Treasury and the administration have embarked on a whole bunch of policies that have eased the credit spread quite substantially. There is no question that it is going to be a bumpy ride, but it is a signal achievement to be less worse.”

I’m not sure we had to bold that. Is this just poor copy-editing by Bloomberg? We don’t think so. We think it more likely these words actually escaped the Gool’s lips. What could this have been parsed from?
“There is no question that it is going to be a bumpy ride, but it is a signaled agreement to be less worse.”
“There is no question that it is going to be a bumpy ride, but it is a singular achievement to be less worse.”
“There is no question that it is going to be a bumpy ride, but it is a singular achievement to be bratwurst.”
Who knows. Then there are these gems:

I am thrilled, overjoyed that we aren’t all out of our jobs and we have prevented the Great Depression….

It is unrealistic to think you are going to solve all our problems in a three-month period.

Sheesh.
Obama Prevented Depression, Now Needs Patience, Goolsbee Says [Bloomberg]

Comments (38)

  1. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Man, he does a great Carl Spackler impression!
    http://www2.crk.umn.edu/campusinfo/wkbulletin/04-05/CarlSpackler.jpg

  2. Posted by sugardaddy | May 29, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    What is his official title?

  3. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    @2- senior economic adviser

  4. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    sig·nal (sgnl)
    n.

    adj.
    Notably out of the ordinary: a signal feat; a signal event.

  5. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    Or maybe your English isn’t as good as his. To me, Swahili may sound like nonsense, but that is not the fault of the Swahili speaker.
    “signal achievement” means an important achievement.

  6. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Or maybe your English isn’t as good as his. To me, Swahili may sound like nonsense, but that is not the fault of the Swahili speaker.
    “signal achievement” means an important achievement.

  7. Posted by sugardaddy | May 29, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    nice double post

  8. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    What could he have said differently? He is after all a liberal economist and a key member of the administration. Or is the big issue here that he bumbled one word. Not so sure that’s true even. My guess is that BB mistook “signal” for “singular”. Must be a slow news day.

  9. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Well, Obama did just claim to save 150,000 jobs* with the stimulus package, so clearly he knows what he’s doing.
    *(at a cost of only $700 billion)

  10. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    How do you say “double post” in Swahili?

  11. Posted by american bandersnatch | May 29, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    I don’t understand the post.

  12. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    9 Except that the cost was not $700B. You need to learn to distinguish between a balance sheet and an income statement.

  13. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    I, for one, am relieved. I was sure that Obama would destroy the U.S. economy just like Dennis Kucinich drove Cleveland into bankruptcy in late ’70′s. Or the way Carter ran the U.S. economy into the ground. Because that’s the way liberals work.
    I am relieved that Obama hasn’t, indeed, caused the second Great Depression (yet). And that success is being redefined as “Less Worse.” I’m glad old Austan agrees with me.

  14. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    I am the CEO of a hedge fund. What is the difference between “a balance sheet” and an “income statement”? TIA.

  15. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Please explain: “You certainly wouldn’t be pushing him too much farther in personal appearance.” Talk about incoherent.

  16. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    Great, a panel of 39 year old financiers/politicians debating an egomaniacal retiree….. If Myron Scholes was the Nobel Prize winner we would have had a trifecta.

  17. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    13 I for one was hoping for a repeat of the Bush prosperity. Ooops… there was none. Turned out that it was all attributable to housing. Which it turns out was the biggest of all bubbles. And in the mean time, when no one was watching, the manufacturing economy was devastated.

  18. Posted by sugardaddy | May 29, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    You can’t claim that he saved 150,000 jobs. As Gooslbee said he is “overjoyed that we aren’t all out of our jobs”. That means anyone who still has a job has obama to thank for saving it.

  19. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    I think this 150,000 job thing is going to be BO’s “Mission Accomplished”. Actually, now that I think about it, BO’s claim is only about 1/1000th as absurd.

  20. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    @ 9 – Agree with Obama’s shitty performance on economy. Notably, where exactly are those 150,000 “saved or created” jobs? Last I checked, the economy shed 1.9 mil nonfarm jobs since he took office. I guess we should just be thankful it’s not 2.4mil, huh?

  21. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    @20….so if you were in the icy water waiting for rescue after the Titanic sank, you’d be blaming your rescuers for the sinking?
    “That damn Carpathia!! Since we signaled for help, 1100 people have drowned after we hit the iceberg!! “

  22. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    @20 where’d you learn math

  23. Posted by merkin capital partners | May 29, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    @17…i’ll refer you to DB’s favorite superhero, Green Lantern:
    “The Obama administration disappointingly seems to be following the same path as the Bush administration,” he said. “The basic strategy appears to be to try to bring us back to 2006 by propping up asset prices and reflating the popped credit bubble, subsidizing bank creditors and shareholders, and delaying needed bank recapitalizations, while hoping for an economic recovery.”

  24. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    @12, you’re right; fair is fair. They’ve only spent $112 billion of it so far. That’s still $750,000 per job.
    What I’m saying is that, were I one of the “saved”, I think I’d rather have the cash than my new job installing solar panels in Seattle or whatever you call it.
    -9

  25. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    where it rains a lot.

  26. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Were you guys not listening when he said that ‘We are the ones we’ve been waiting for’?

  27. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    The statements by Goolsbee are self-explanatory. If EP doesn’t know what “signal achievement” means, then back to private equity for you. (See @4 and @5.)
    So next time consult a dictionary.
    Sheesh!

  28. Posted by Equity Private | May 29, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    It’s the “less worse” nonsense that is the highlight of the flub, not to mention the general tenor of scatterbrain optimism.
    Next time I’ll be more granular about which piece I bold.

  29. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    @28
    Whether we have a less worse economy now is a matter of opinion.
    But back to phrasing, would you rather have him say the second derivative is no longer negative?
    Anyways, Kedrosky already beat you to that.
    http://paul.kedrosky.com/archives/2009/05/cliche_watch_le.html

  30. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    It certainly feels less worse. In Jan/Feb the US was eerie. Didn’t you happen to find yourself in any malls, airports, office buildings or downtowns around that time? People were basically comatose.

  31. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    @30 – yeah, that happens every Jan/Feb in a phenomenon called winter in the Northern Hemisphere.

  32. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    31 No way. Had nothing to do with winter. People simply stayed home and clamped their wallets shut. Everyday was like 47th Street on Rosh Hashunah.

  33. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    @15 it means he is fugly…..

  34. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    I hate this guy, not only is he an idiot but I am not quite sure how he got a degree in economics because I am pretty sure he never took Econ101…..

  35. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    @34
    How dare you insult the Robert P. Gwinn Professor of Economics at the Booth School of Business?

  36. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Maybe it’s just some prank on his Wiki entry but how the hell did this guy manage to win the NCFL national championship in extemporaneous speaking, not once but twice?
    -Monkey’s uncle

  37. Posted by chernevik | May 29, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Goolsbee sounds scattered because he is expected to fill in the non-existent details of his boss’s promises.
    He understands the economics well enough. But in politics you can’t tell the truth, and decent people can have trouble being truthful and on message.
    I don’t think he understands the politics of shaping and selling policy, or the motives of the real players. He’s misread the Bob Rubin experience, and thinks that being smart will be enough. It won’t.

  38. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    obama is bush on steroids.. wait until every state barack saved from defaulting in march and april of 2009 default in 2011.. same goes for troubled homeowners and jobs he saved… the only difference will be that our currency in 2011 will be worthless..
    BO, you have reinflated the bubble, thank you

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