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   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:18 PM

   They don’t lose money, they print it!!

2. 2
   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:22 PM

   And their plan to fill the rest of the hole is?

3. 3
   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:22 PM

   Whoever is stupid enough to buy WFC stock in a new offering deserves to get fucked over. Just sayin’.

4. 4
   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:27 PM

   Isn’t Oprah involved in some WFC coupon thing or something?

5. 5
   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:37 PM

   So that was all the pumping was all about. Buffet, you whore!

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   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 4:54 PM

   I look to Oprah to solve the economic problem.

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   Posted by BillyRayValentine | May 7, 2009 at 4:59 PM

   Anyone besides me fantasize that Bess looks like Rielle Hunter?

8. 8
   Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:00 PM

   I went to do some banking at a KFC branch today and they just wanted to sell me chicken and sides. WTF?

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   Posted by EvilBuzzard | May 7, 2009 at 5:00 PM

   @7 John Edwards

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    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    -@7
    Nah, I bet Bess looks like Claire Danes
    -No Shame Sucking Up Guy

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    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Why are they selling stock and debt if they don’t really need the money?
    TGFD thinks:
    1) Equity markets were manipulated upward by the gov’t, the media, the FASB, and by the bogus bank 1Q profits so
    2) The fraudulent stress tests could show some healthy green shoots, and
    3) The banks could raise the desperately-needed money at significantly lower rates and at significantly higher share prices.
    Does anyone have a better explanation?
    The Guy from Delaware (Once and Future Dead)

12. 12
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    TGFD
    No foolin’ you.

13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    @10- no, much better looking
    -guy who’s met her

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    Posted by BillyRayValentine | May 7, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    @9/10
    No way man. Not sucking up. Bess either looks like Rielle or Alexis Glick.
    I could make all three of them see god.

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    Posted by BillyRayValentine | May 7, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    @13
    Only met her? Sheesh – if I had a shot to meet her, I could print that ticket

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    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    Where did this term “green shoots” come from? I hate it.

17. 17
    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    16 Agree. On the bright side though, “if you will” seems to have gone away.

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    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    11 I agree re the govt manipulating the equity markets. BTW: I’m sure they caused 9/11 as well.

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    Posted by guest | May 7, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    We invented “green shoots”.
    ~Inventors of the term “Ass Clown”

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    Posted by Investorcluzo | May 7, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    @16 – the guys from squawk box are claiming it, the didn’t like mustard seeds…

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    Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    @11-They’re selling stock and equity because of the assinine stress tests.
    Which of course they are.

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    Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    @11-They’re selling stock and equity because of the assinine stress tests.
    Which of course they are.

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    Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    @11-They’re selling stock and equity because of the assinine stress tests.
    Which of course they are.

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    Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    @11-They’re selling stock and equity because of the assinine stress tests.
    Which of course they are.

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    Posted by guest | May 8, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    @11-They’re selling stock and equity because of the assinine stress tests.
    Which of course they are.