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In case you are actively considering laying down the $32 million Dick and Kathy Fuld are asking for but can’t get away from the desk to check it out, here’s a floor plan of the space, courtesy of Curbed. Interior shots found here, though they’re of the place before Fuld moved in two and half years ago and likely do not reflect his decorating tastes (which leans more toward mid-century pimp). As one Curbed commenter (take a shot at identifying the fellow CEO below) put it, “I would suck God only knows how many cocks, just to walk through that place and have a look around,” though you may not feel the same way.
Earlier: Sleep Where Dick Fuld Hath Slept

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Comments (12)

  1. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Bess don’t lie to us
    you know if you came face
    to face with the guy you would
    spread out faster than he can say
    hello.

  2. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Once you starting sucking the first cock, the rest are all the same. Unless you move to Asians, then it’s a big let down.

  3. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    The real question is how many cocks did Dick suck to get that apt?

  4. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    @1- is that how you justify the time Fuld bent you over the desk? with the old “name one person who wouldn’t”?

  5. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    @3- he was the CEO of Lehman Brothers, which was doing well at the time. No cock sucking necessary.

  6. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 7:33 PM

    @ 4, ok, sure, that happened, but it came w/ a quality reach-around that was unmatched since that Great Neck computer camp my parents sent me to — 1

  7. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    #6, you went to THAT camp?

  8. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    Blackhawks will smash the Red Wings.
    You heard it here first.
    Oh, and does the apartment come with a punch in the face?

  9. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    From the floor plans, that looks like it could be one nice crib. No wonder its $32 million

  10. Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    @8 -
    We owned you. Feels good.
    -tgfD
    (The guy from Detroit)

  11. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    the apartment has not been renovated since he moved in, and its being marketed as a fixer upper.
    http://www.observer.com/2009/real-estate/lehman-brothers-fuld-wants-32-m-park-co-op-stealth-marketing-%E2%80%98why-have-press-if-you

  12. Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    @11- you’re quite stunningly stupid. This is the paragraph and note that it refers to the apartment BEFORE Fuld bought it (and renovated it).
    “That’s $11 million more than the couple paid less than two and a half years ago, though they may not be making much money on the apartment, bought from the estate of a 93-year-old philanthropist. “It’s got great bones, but it needs tons of work,” a broker told The Observer two years ago, estimating renovation costs at $10 million.”

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