I mean...it'd kind of stand to reason, wouldn't it? Cause the one at left is dangerously close to having his weekly spa sessions cut off, if his owner, former Bear Stearns trader Gary Reback, doesn't get his god damn money. Reback claims JPM/Bear owes him a $2 million bonus and $1.1 million in severance, for the job he did (and lost two months after the merger) trading complex collateralized mortgage obligations. According to JPM spokesman Brian Marchiony, the bank is "confident that Mr. Reback is not owed any money." And as for the naysayers who apparently don't care about keeping Reback in the lifestyle he's become accustomed to and has thus far maintained (think we'd miss that watch tan? Please. Someone's been hitting the links), because he was supposedly a factor in the sucker going down, Big G has this to say, via his lawyer:
"Gary had nothing to do with losses," Sack said. "He traded different products completely outside the subprime-mortgage mess. They offered him a severance and now they're reneging -- it's shocking, bad faith behavior."
In quasi-related news, it'd be nice if some CEO or hedge fund manger could man up and and pose with his gay dog sometime in the near future, at which time we can officially call this thing a trend. Thanks.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 2:30PM
My cat would kick that dogs ass.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 2:38PM
-@1
Mine would kick both those dogs' asses and then kick your cat around.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 3:00PM
It's a trend...
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/greenbergandsnowballfortune.jpg
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 3:05PM
you see that dripping from under his elbow!?
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 3:06PM
@2 After kicking the asses of those two, my cat will eat you and your cat then go lie in the sun cleaning itself.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 3:13PM
@3- yeah, that's why it was linked to in the text, genius. three makes a trend, hence the call for another person to pose.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 4:00PM
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the women.
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 4:02PM
Funny how there is never a trader who lost money. What a career!!
Posted by Anal_yst , May 11, 2009 4:45PM
Jesus that is one fugly heeb, wonder what the correlation is on the 1-10 scale and trader "quality" scale, however you want to define either...
Posted by miami , May 11, 2009 5:43PM
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2009/05/did_biden_insult_president_oba.html
Posted by Anal_yst , May 11, 2009 6:17PM
Slow day @ the office, eh, Miami?
(not that I can criticize, sigh...)
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 7:24PM
The poor dude had to sell his Patek Phillipe!!! You can see his watch tanline!!~! Oh, the horror of being poor!
Posted by guest , May 11, 2009 11:18PM
This puke sucked no matter where he worked: Bear Stearns, Greenwich Capital Markets, Salomon (read Black & white on Wall Street for a good vignette!). I hope all his money was in Bear Stock!!!
Scumbag if there's Karma then you'll get testicular cancer!!!
Posted by guest , May 12, 2009 12:00AM
shouldn't be a surprise that he is working for millenium partners now and didn't work a day for jp morgan