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To the fact that the trillions of dollars we’ve spent fixing this thing? Would’ve been better spent on…you know. In addition to waffling on the matter of whether or not prostitution should be legal in an interview with Rachel Maddow last night, everyone’s favorite noted hooker fucker waxed disappointed on the the measures taken by the government thus far, and how they’re going to come back and pull an Ashley Dupré on us. Sayeth Spitz:
What is deeply problematic to me is…we have spent trillions of dollars and not nearly enough is changing. We are rebuilding the same edifice…we are reestablishing the primacy of the same companies, we are still building in a too-big-to-fail structure so that we as taxpayers will be guarantors of companies that when they get into trouble again, we will bail them out. None of this is being confronted by the administration as they, and we through our tax dollars, resuscitate a broken system.
Ness said he’d also appreicate it if someone would question Tim Geithner about why he’s in bed with Lloyd Blankfein, a matter Spitz will be taking on in an upcoming column for Slate.
When AIG was first bailed out, of the first tranche of 70 plus billion dollars, 12.9 billion went straight through to Goldman Sachs. Why? Why didn’t Tim Geithner asked Goldman Sachs, are you as the counterparty on these CDS, these swaps, do you need this money? What will happen if you don’t get it? Why did they get 100 cents on the dollar?
Vote Spitzer! Cheetos and hookers for all!
You keep ragging on Spitzer but in the end we’d be much better off having him in the AG seat rather than do-nothing-but-bitch-about-bonuses Cuomo. So what the guy got his rocks off for cash. Big deal!
WHERE’S THE PIC?
@2- harmless jokes about him being a hooker fucker are ragging? grow a pair.
3..
exactly, 2 chances to post the pic of ashley’s fun-bags, except we have to look @ this bald fucker?
@2- um, cuomo became AG before spitzer banged a prostitute. so you would’ve been stuck with him anyway.
@2
It’s not the fact that he got his rocks off for cash, it’s his hypocrisy that was/is reprehensible.
@6 Spitzer was banging the prostitue when he WAS AG, Genius. Try to keep up!
@7 Oh Lighten Up! Who cares? The ends justify the means.
You closet homosexuals are just pissed that he can get his up over a woman. Get over it!
@6 you mean Cuomo was AG before Spitzer *was caught* banging a prostitute. He’s probably been a whoremonger since the 80′s.
@8- your comment implied that if Spitzer hadn’t banged a prostitute, we wouldn’t have been stuck with Cuomo, as if to say that when Spitzer resigned in disgrace, Andy got the job. Which is wrong. Try again.
Who wouldn’t pay to shove their face in Ashley’s milk-sacs?
Those breasts never get old.
Shouldn’t he be fucking a well-endowded hooker?
Their’s the PICTURE!!! HAHAHA…
And now,
http://i44.tinypic.com/11kfp1f.jpg
5…
Good save, DB. The impotent men here were about to lose it had you not posted Ms. Fun Bags’ picture.
-TGFH
@14- there v. their FAIL.
@16…Please stick to the subject @ hand.
TITS!
14.
Listening to Spitzer talk about GS makes me want to stomp on his trachea, STFU you hypocritical, politically ambitious turdburgler
Spitzer was sent from the future to kill John Connors and Timmy Geithner.
I have even less respect for the media outlets that give airtime to this hypocritical sleazebag, than I have for the hypocritical sleazebag himself.
@20 Loser!
You call Spitzer a hypocrite but then suck up to all these Captains of Industry who for years argued that government should keep its nose out of business and they knew what they were doing. Who was the first ones to yell for Mommy when the going got tough? Yup! The Master’s of the Universe turned out to be a bunch of Pussies. Dumb Pussies at that!
“The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.” James Arthur Baldwin
Welcome to the USSA.
i never ever get tired of that picture
ok so we all know how gross spitzer is and how much he loves to wear his socks during relations but as i was reading through the net today i had found out he is also a blackmail artist this guy is all kinds of creepy
Did you know, when Governor David Paterson fired the head of the New York Commission on Public Integrity because of the agency’s willful attempt to leak information and derail the Spitzer/Troopergate investigation, he replaced him with… a stooge of Eliot Spitzer.
check it out http://www.stonezone.com
ok so we all know how gross spitzer is and how much he loves to wear his socks during relations but as i was reading through the net today i had found out he is also a blackmail artist this guy is all kinds of creepy
Did you know, when Governor David Paterson fired the head of the New York Commission on Public Integrity because of the agency’s willful attempt to leak information and derail the Spitzer/Troopergate investigation, he replaced him with… a stooge of Eliot Spitzer.
check it out http://www.stonezone.com
ok so we all know how gross spitzer is and how much he loves to wear his socks during relations but as i was reading through the net today i had found out he is also a blackmail artist this guy is all kinds of creepy
Did you know, when Governor David Paterson fired the head of the New York Commission on Public Integrity because of the agency’s willful attempt to leak information and derail the Spitzer/Troopergate investigation, he replaced him with… a stooge of Eliot Spitzer.
check it out http://www.stonezone.com
The guy was a brilliant Attorney General and by all accounts was a terrific governor. He saw what was happening with Wall Street years ago and was doing something about it, but unfortunately, like many men before him…he started thinking with his little Eliot instead. I didn’t think he waffled when asked about prostitution being made legal, he said no, but he was clearly uncomfortable. At least he had the guts to go on tv. He lost his career while another DC Madam client, David Vitter, keeps standing in Obama’s way. Then there’s Mark Foley trying to seduce teenage boys, Larry Craig’s lewdness in a mens room, etc… And these are all recent as well. I’m not condoning Spitzer at all, I’m just saying it’s pretty frequent with powerful men who are just arrogant enough to think they won’t get caught.
SPITZ-TIGER’S LAST STAND
SPITZ-TIGER’S LAST STAND
(Growl-Tiger’s Last Stand, Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, TS Elliot)
WilliamBanzai7s Book of Wall Street Fat Cats
Spitz-tiger was an AG Cat, who traveled on a prosecutorial barge:
In fact he was the roughest toughest AG Cat that ever roamed at large.
From Battery Park to Park he pursued his aim,
Rejoicing in his title of `The Terror of the Financial Services Con Game’.
His manners and appearance did not calculate to please;
His coat was torn at the sleeve, he was baggy at the knees;
One ear was somewhat missing, no need to tell you why,
And he scowled upon a hostile financial world from his forbidding blue eyes.
Those FAT Cat codgers Hank Greenberg and Sandy Weil knew something of his fame;
At AIG and CITI Fat Cats shuddered at his name.
They would fortify the pent-house, lock up the golden goose,
When the rumour ran along the shore: SPITZ-TIGER’S ON THE LOOSE!
Woe to the Wall Street canary, that fluttered from his cage;
Woe to the pampered Pekinese banker cheat, that faced Spitz-Tiger’s rage;
Woe to the crooked banker rat, that lurks on investment banking ships,
And woe to any wiley Fat Cat with whom Spitz-Tiger came to grips!
But of the Wall Street Fat Cats that his hatred had been vowed;
To Fat Cats of avarice and greed no quarter was allowed.
The NYSE and Merrill regarded him with fear -
Because if Wall Street mice were at play Spitz-Tiger’d be the first to hear.
Now on a peaceful summer night, all nature seemed at play,
The tender moon was shining bright, the barge at South Street lay.
All in the balmy Brooklyn moonlight it lay rocking on the tide -
And Spitz-tiger was disposed to show his sentimental side.
In the forepeak of the vessel Spitz-tiger sat,
Concentrating his attention on “Kristan” or Ashley Alexandra Dupre, that working Kitty Kat
And his raffish crew were sleeping in their barrels and their bunks -
As the Spitz-Tiger’s foes came creeping in their sampans and their junks.
Spitz-tiger had no eye but for Kitty,
And the Lady seemed enraptured by his courtroom baritone,
Disposed to relaxation, and awaiting no surprise -
But the moonlight shone reflected from a hundred bright enemy eyes.
And closer still and closer the sampans circled round,
And yet from all the enemy there was not heard a sound.
The lovers sang their last duet, in danger of their lives -
For the foe was armed with Fat Cat pitch forks and Republican carving knives.
Then US Attorney GARCIA gave the signal to his fierce prosecutorial horde;
With a frightful burst of firework they swarmed aboard.
Abandoning their sampans, and their pullaways and junks,
They battened down the hatches on the crew within their bunks.
Then Kitty Cat Kristan she gave a screech, for she was badly skeered;
I am sorry to admit it, but she quickly disappeared.
She probably escaped with ease, I’m sure she was not drowned -
But a serried ring of flashing Fed steel Spitz-Tiger did surround.
The ruthless foe pressed forward, in stubborn rank on rank;
Spitz-Tiger to his vast surprise was forced to walk the Federal plank.
He who a hundred Fat Cat victims had driven to that drop,
At the end for all their crimes he was forced to go ker-flip, ker-flop.
Oh there was tasty schadenfreude cream on Wall Street when the news flew through blog land;
At Nantucket and East Hampton there were Fat Cats dancing in the sand.
Rats were roasted whole on Park Avenue, and at Larchmont Dock,
And a day of swindling Fat Cat celebration was commanded from NY to Bangkok.