• 26 May 2009 at 5:33 PM

House Of Dimon For Sale

By Bess Levin

That’s right, ladies, act quickly ’cause just like our boy toy CEO of choice, this hot piece of (real estate) ass(et) will not stay on the market for long. Jamie and his wife Judith are looking to unload their home in Chicago’s Gold Coast neighborhood, where they lived during the Bank One years. For $10.5 million you’ll get 15,700 square feet, 26 rooms, a 900 square foot rooftop terrace, and the stench of Black Widow wafting from the closet Jimmy Cayne’s been squatting in for the last year, unbeknownst to JD.

Comments (8)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    it has been on the market for quite a while–and was a much higher price initially

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    @1- how much?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    at least 13.5mm and at least two years ago.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    @3- housing downturn’s a bitch.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    Someone get the Moz on the phone I need a VIP Mortgage

  6. 6
    Posted by Anal_yst | May 26, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Damn, that’s a nice place.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    @ 1 $20MM 3 years ago, when I moved into the area.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | May 26, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    how much for cayne’s black widow?

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