Those are some of Citi’s answers to Part Two of the government’s stress test, the written portion, which the Big C apparently thought was “just a big joke.” Here are some other questions and answers from the examination administered last Saturday, as obtained by SNL.
* In the event of a nationwide run on the banks, how much in total cash assets does your bank have on hand to pay depositors?
Bank of America wrote: “not enough that’s for sure.”
Citi wrote: “Geithner sucks.”
GMAC wrote: “taxpayer bailout.”
* Given their historic under-representation in banking, women should be encouraged to enter the field as long as they are ______. (the correct answer was “as long as they are qualified.”)
Morgan Stanley wrote: “as long as they are doable.”
Bank of NY Mellon wrote: “immediate family members.”
Citi wrote: “Hey Geithner, we’ve got a job for your mother.”
i see nothing wrong with morgan stanley’s answer.
“Hey Geithner, we’ve got a job for your mother.” is my new answer for everything.
HAHAHA – BNYM answer couldn’t be more true
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even dr. doom got in the act…
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/barry-gibb-talk-show/1099544/
Anytime Justin Timberlake hosts SNL you can expect a hilarious show. The Bee-Gees bit was just nuts.
best was his response “we gotta job for your mother” … I think my mother would be really pumped!
“mother lover”
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@ #4 Thank you for the SNL Jeopardy! reference. A classic.
Man, that last joke destroyed what was turning out to be a funny segment.
@6: He’s lame.