When it comes to coeds. In Universum USA's annual survey of college students' top picks for employers they'd like to work for, JPMorgan beat Goldman Sachs for the first time since the survey began 14 years ago, coming in at 19 and 21, respectively, a coup the pollsters attribute to JPM having "a very dedicated CEO who's been quite visible." Since these kids have had one, maybe two internships at these companies during undergrad, and were asked to name five of their dream jobs, this thing is really based on which CEO comes off as the best Beirut partner (as it should be). And speaking of drinking, Bank of America clocked in at the 31st most desired place to work, which must please Ken Lewis greatly. Other notable results (and how they did last year):
- Morgan Stanley: 40 (25)
- Federal Reserve Bank: 45 (49)
- Wells Fargo: 62 (78)
- Deutsche Bank: 73 (59)
- Citi: 94 (43)
Undergrads Shuffle List of Dream Employers [BW via Dealbook]
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:29PM
stupid is as stupid does
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:30PM
who's the chick?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:31PM
i knew dimon loved to party (and that sandwich looks delicious).
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:33PM
I am so jealous of Jamie Dimon in that picture. And not because of the girl ... because of the sandwhich and 5:00 shadow
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:36PM
These kids are a bunch of stupid fuckers.
Peace Corps comes in at #7?
What are first year numbers for Peace Corps Cadets that get bitten by jungle mosquitos in the ass while dodging African guerilla gunfire?
I'd rather get in a bank straight out of college and work towards that dream of bending my secretary over my desk and pillaging her ignorant ass.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:36PM
is she topless?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:37PM
@5- what are first year numbers for a government owned bank that's not allowed to give out bonuses? buy a clue.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:42PM
that's fall has got to hurt vikula.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:42PM
JD burnin a fat one in the other hand while the girl enjoys her rufinol cocktail. Little TARP money, some good weed, and a little teen pussy. Who the hell does he think he is Bill Clinton?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:46PM
@9- he's better the bill clinton.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:47PM
9, um, that's a sandwich there Ray Charles. He does look like he's been boozing inthe sun for days though. Good for him!
Posted by AndrewInGreenwich , May 20, 2009 12:48PM
Jamie Dimon and Jimmy Cayne once beat Loyd Blankfein and Ken Lewis in 23 games of flip cup....IN A ROW
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:48PM
Kids are dumb. Nothing new there.
Shouldn't undergrads base their preferred employer on something more relevant like... say dinner reimbursement policy?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:51PM
@13- how do you know they didnt?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:52PM
These kids are a bunch of stupid fuckers.
Peace Corps comes in at #7?
What are first year numbers for Peace Corps Cadets that get bitten by jungle mosquitos in the ass while dodging African guerilla gunfire?
I'd rather get in a bank straight out of college and work towards that dream of bending my secretary over my desk and pillaging her ignorant ass.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:52PM
11 I believe I said the "other" hand, but nevertheless keep up the good work there Stevie Wonder.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:54PM
@9- why do you give a shit? get dicked over by that girl last night?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:55PM
@7
You must clearly not be in banking if you think JPM isn't giving out bonuses
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 12:59PM
Aww 17 got his feelings hurt because he wasn't paying attention again, and his unfunny and lame retort at my post went over like high floater. Sad.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:00PM
@4 - He's Greek - that is 11:00AM shadow and a gyros
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:03PM
god damn that sandwich looks good.
-steve cohen
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:08PM
Michele Obama's penis is bigger than Dimon's.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:09PM
Got a bit of the glow to him. Is that Bess's sister?
Posted by Lowly Assistant , May 20, 2009 1:11PM
Where's Brock Fantasia when you need him most? Someone needs to steer this kids onto the right path.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:11PM
Maybe the giant silver crucifix outside 85 Broad is deterring qualified applicants. That, or whatever scares off the devil's minions.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:13PM
Mr. Cohen, the gold plated panini machine you commissioned last week should be ready to ship next week. Please remember to refer to it as art and not just "that damn panini machine."
Best,
Jeff Koons
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:18PM
@lowly- brock worked at JPM, so I think he'd have no problem with this.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:18PM
Jeff Koons@26 FTW
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:23PM
sammiches, vodka, and hot coeds are a mans paradise
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:25PM
@28 - Stop using your homo acronyms on this site...please go to people.com
Posted by cowtippincricket , May 20, 2009 1:26PM
Big four with a strong showing
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:30PM
The real question is who the fuck wants to work at a bank? I guess it's cool if you're an idiot and can't make it on the buy side.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:33PM
its his daughter, Jules
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:33PM
33 Idiots usually get hired by the government, lazy people work at the banks.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:35PM
@35...and ballers work at hedge funds!
-George Soros
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:41PM
Ive had the younger Dimon, shes a cubic zarconia
How ya doin?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:45PM
Bess, where did the above picture come from? (It's priceless) Is that a facebook photo of JD and daughter or something?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:47PM
@38- yes I'm sure JD has an (open) facebook account.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:49PM
39 - No, but maybe Jules Dimon - Duke Alum '07 has one.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:50PM
@39, im sure hes updating his status right now.
Jamie is telling Barry O to take your TARP money back fool!!
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 1:52PM
41 Barry tells Jaime, "I'll take it back when I tell you to give it back, and no sooner fool"
Posted by blndebnker , May 20, 2009 1:56PM
I loooove me some Jamie Dimon, let me just say.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , May 20, 2009 2:12PM
27,
Right, and if my memory is correct "he" was no fan of the house de la tziki. Jamie's bright smile and taste for 26 y/o 'tang shouldn't muddle your perspective.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:15PM
33 is right
And I'd put the fear of God into that little cupcake Dimon's got his arm around
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:48PM
33 is right
And I'd put the fear of God into that little cupcake Dimon's got his arm around
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:19PM
Who took all these private piccys of JD and keeps leaking em to dealbreaker?
One of his girls' boyfriends??
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:21PM
weirdo@47- why would the bf do that and "piccys"? wtf?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:27PM
@20 Don't forget the pederasty.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 5:44PM
mayo clinic is #20
where is that guy that kept randomly posting Mayo
Posted by trojan , May 20, 2009 6:26PM
Teach for America is the new Peace Corps. you get the same quality weed with less chance of elephantiasis
Posted by guest , May 21, 2009 2:21AM
Fuck Beirut: Dartmouth Pong, friends, is the only way to go.
Posted by KevinB , May 21, 2009 9:38AM
That's JD? That nose was so red, I thought it was Rudolph.