When it comes to coeds. In Universum USA’s annual survey of college students’ top picks for employers they’d like to work for, JPMorgan beat Goldman Sachs for the first time since the survey began 14 years ago, coming in at 19 and 21, respectively, a coup the pollsters attribute to JPM having “a very dedicated CEO who’s been quite visible.” Since these kids have had one, maybe two internships at these companies during undergrad, and were asked to name five of their dream jobs, this thing is really based on which CEO comes off as the best Beirut partner (as it should be). And speaking of drinking, Bank of America clocked in at the 31st most desired place to work, which must please Ken Lewis greatly. Other notable results (and how they did last year):
- Morgan Stanley: 40 (25)
- Federal Reserve Bank: 45 (49)
- Wells Fargo: 62 (78)
- Deutsche Bank: 73 (59)
- Citi: 94 (43)
Undergrads Shuffle List of Dream Employers [BW via Dealbook]
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stupid is as stupid does
who’s the chick?
i knew dimon loved to party (and that sandwich looks delicious).
I am so jealous of Jamie Dimon in that picture. And not because of the girl … because of the sandwhich and 5:00 shadow
These kids are a bunch of stupid fuckers.
Peace Corps comes in at #7?
What are first year numbers for Peace Corps Cadets that get bitten by jungle mosquitos in the ass while dodging African guerilla gunfire?
I’d rather get in a bank straight out of college and work towards that dream of bending my secretary over my desk and pillaging her ignorant ass.
is she topless?
@5- what are first year numbers for a government owned bank that’s not allowed to give out bonuses? buy a clue.
that’s fall has got to hurt vikula.
JD burnin a fat one in the other hand while the girl enjoys her rufinol cocktail. Little TARP money, some good weed, and a little teen pussy. Who the hell does he think he is Bill Clinton?
@9- he’s better the bill clinton.
9, um, that’s a sandwich there Ray Charles. He does look like he’s been boozing inthe sun for days though. Good for him!
Jamie Dimon and Jimmy Cayne once beat Loyd Blankfein and Ken Lewis in 23 games of flip cup….IN A ROW
Kids are dumb. Nothing new there.
Shouldn’t undergrads base their preferred employer on something more relevant like… say dinner reimbursement policy?
@13- how do you know they didnt?
These kids are a bunch of stupid fuckers.
Peace Corps comes in at #7?
What are first year numbers for Peace Corps Cadets that get bitten by jungle mosquitos in the ass while dodging African guerilla gunfire?
I’d rather get in a bank straight out of college and work towards that dream of bending my secretary over my desk and pillaging her ignorant ass.
11 I believe I said the “other” hand, but nevertheless keep up the good work there Stevie Wonder.
@9- why do you give a shit? get dicked over by that girl last night?
@7
You must clearly not be in banking if you think JPM isn’t giving out bonuses
Aww 17 got his feelings hurt because he wasn’t paying attention again, and his unfunny and lame retort at my post went over like high floater. Sad.
@4 – He’s Greek – that is 11:00AM shadow and a gyros
god damn that sandwich looks good.
-steve cohen
Michele Obama’s penis is bigger than Dimon’s.
Got a bit of the glow to him. Is that Bess’s sister?
Where’s Brock Fantasia when you need him most? Someone needs to steer this kids onto the right path.
Maybe the giant silver crucifix outside 85 Broad is deterring qualified applicants. That, or whatever scares off the devil’s minions.
Mr. Cohen, the gold plated panini machine you commissioned last week should be ready to ship next week. Please remember to refer to it as art and not just “that damn panini machine.”
Best,
Jeff Koons
@lowly- brock worked at JPM, so I think he’d have no problem with this.
Jeff Koons@26 FTW
sammiches, vodka, and hot coeds are a mans paradise
@28 – Stop using your homo acronyms on this site…please go to people.com
Big four with a strong showing
The real question is who the fuck wants to work at a bank? I guess it’s cool if you’re an idiot and can’t make it on the buy side.
its his daughter, Jules
33 Idiots usually get hired by the government, lazy people work at the banks.
@35…and ballers work at hedge funds!
-George Soros
Ive had the younger Dimon, shes a cubic zarconia
How ya doin?
Bess, where did the above picture come from? (It’s priceless) Is that a facebook photo of JD and daughter or something?
@38- yes I’m sure JD has an (open) facebook account.
39 – No, but maybe Jules Dimon – Duke Alum ’07 has one.
@39, im sure hes updating his status right now.
Jamie is telling Barry O to take your TARP money back fool!!
41 Barry tells Jaime, “I’ll take it back when I tell you to give it back, and no sooner fool”
I loooove me some Jamie Dimon, let me just say.
27,
Right, and if my memory is correct “he” was no fan of the house de la tziki. Jamie’s bright smile and taste for 26 y/o ‘tang shouldn’t muddle your perspective.
33 is right
And I’d put the fear of God into that little cupcake Dimon’s got his arm around
Who took all these private piccys of JD and keeps leaking em to dealbreaker?
One of his girls’ boyfriends??
weirdo@47- why would the bf do that and “piccys”? wtf?
@20 Don’t forget the pederasty.
mayo clinic is #20
where is that guy that kept randomly posting Mayo
Teach for America is the new Peace Corps. you get the same quality weed with less chance of elephantiasis
Fuck Beirut: Dartmouth Pong, friends, is the only way to go.
That’s JD? That nose was so red, I thought it was Rudolph.