• 28 May 2009 at 4:48 PM

Jeff Macke Will Be Back

Sooner, rather than later, it seems! The Fast Money contributor apparently wrote on Minyanville just now that he’ll be back in action Monday, in post entitled “People Say I’m Crazy…” (which we can’t see, lacking a login, so those who can should get in touch). The “crazy” is presumably a reference to this appearance on the Kudlow report last week:


The Mackster’s been MIA since then, with Steve Grasso taking his seat on the show. It’s unclear if this means his contract with the network, which is said to be up in June, has been renewed or if this is more of a send-off type situation. We hope it’s the former, as none of you can deny the above performance is just the sort of thing that place needs more of.
Update: Here’s what J-Mack wrote. Apparently the meltdown coincided with a vacation he’s had planned for a while.

Greetings from New York, where I’m taking a long-planned staycation, which morphed into a trip to Charlotte to address a ministry group on how to best help congregations deal with the financial crisis.

My underlying message was, is, and will likely remain:
1. Don’t invest in hope, because that rules out anything financial (save, possibly, Goldman Sachs (GS));
2. Don’t “buy and hold” and get uninvested to the point where you rediscover your sense of peace regarding their financial positioning. At that point, let’s begin the rebellion against the pure lunacy and flat-out illegal manner in which this administration takes control of companies who long-ago earned the right to be euthanized.
All apologies to those offended by the absurd (and endless) bailout of General Motors (GM). If you’re delighted to pay for the better part of Detroit, I really can’t speak for or to you. You likely think I’m crazy, and I doubt you understand what’s unfolding before your very eyes. If you’re actually in favor of leapfrogging socialism straight into totalitarianism, let’s just agree not to talk to one another at all.
Regardless, I haven’t been “kicked off” or “put on probation” from Fast Money. I plan on being there next Monday. That’s simply all I have to say on the matter.

Comments (35)

  1. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    baldy is back baby!

  2. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    I have no idea…I’m going to talk to you like a child…I’m going eat a car and your a child that eats the car…I’m not going to leave my car…I’m tweaked…on rails

  3. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Hey!!…huh??…what?? You car people are I’m so sure that you child how do you what??? Talk to you!! Talk to you!! Howard Dean said it best car people when he said, “Yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh” to all you US Americans!!! I’m done with you Space Shuttle and then what??? Hey!!! The collection plate is in Detroit baby and YOW!!! Mr. Baseball!!! A hotfoot on TV huh???

  4. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @3 you forgot to nod your head if you don’t anti-understandable

  5. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Jeff Macke is John Galt.
    God help us.

  6. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    Babble of an early short of bailout targets and debasement. Who is the child?

  7. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    So glad Macke is coming back! The show with Dennis was priceless.

  8. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    If he is coming back I do hope he brings a huge bag of that weed he was smoking.

  9. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    If you don’t understand him, you are either (a) dead or (b) crazy, or (c) let’s just not talk, ok?

  10. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    Just to clarify, is the J-Macke nickname a reference to the autistic basketball player J-Mac?

  11. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    Just to clarify, is the J-Macke nickname a reference to the autistic basketball player J-Mac?

  12. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    And a big F U to Dyl Rat.

  13. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Herman Mack ate a car… probably no relation

  14. Posted by merkin capital partners | May 28, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    charlotte? congregation? crisis? I was hoping KL was running his televangelist biz better than his bank.

  15. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    Fast Money should have a two minute session entitled “Crazy Macke.” Macke gives a one minute commentary on any subject and the rest of the talent get a minute to figure out what he just said.
    Gold, Jerry! Gold!

  16. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    @15 i’d watch

  17. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    He sounds a lot better.

  18. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 11:01 PM

    Still sounds nuts.

  19. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    It’s obvious that the medication that he resumed taking hasn’t entirely kicked in yet.

  20. Posted by guest | May 28, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    All the blow he’s on is/has/and will continue to be fully kicked in.

  21. Posted by albuddy | May 29, 2009 at 2:49 AM

    I think DealBreaker needs to sell a shirt that says “I see Car People!”

  22. Posted by Tax Chick | May 29, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    @21 FTW

  23. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    A “staycation”, hmm? In upstate New York? For his own sake, I sincerely hope it’s one of those “vacations” on a lovely estate with gourmet food and a luxurious suite, but where you are “encouraged” to stay until your “tour guide” determines that you are fully “rested” . . .

  24. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    @15
    Anything is better than watching that idiot Pisani give the markets a handjob
    I hope he got a lot of money for that dignity he sold all those years ago…

  25. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    I love Jeff Macke. I stopped watching financial tv but Macke is and was always great. Interesting, strings unusual sentances, he’s funny, he makes you consider, and if he is crazy then more power to him. He’s the best.

  26. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    The horror, the horror …

  27. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Macke’s latest, getting back to his roots and an interesting bit about his dad:
    http://www.minyanville.com/articles/TGT-Ackman-target-haft/index/a/22852

  28. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    He’s been right on the macro, and the market could be killing him with this unrelenting rally. That’ll drive a trader crazy as the marks go against him. The best traders are different to begin with, so…

  29. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Does anybody on Planet Earth talk in anything but tongues?

  30. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    29 Poolooseebagumba.

  31. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    Jeff Macke is a complete ASS! He is arrogant, not nearly as knowledgeable as he thinks, and quite frankly useless as a financial commentator. He failed as a money manager and should go back to Minny and work at Target. I hope he’s gone – good riddanceood riddance

  32. Posted by guest | May 29, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Jeff Macke is a complete ASS! He is arrogant, not nearly as knowledgeable as he thinks and quite frankly useless as a financial commentator. He failed as a money manager and should go back to Minny and work at Target.

  33. Posted by guest | June 2, 2009 at 12:51 AM

    Come back soon Jeff; your one of us, and I look forward to hearing your perspective! ! !

  34. Posted by guest | June 4, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    He’s like my sis who’s bi-polar…just makes random statements with really no connection to reality…fortunately, meds can help bring him back down to earth.

  35. Posted by guest | June 4, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    He’s like my sis who’s bi-polar…just makes random statements with really no connection to reality…fortunately, meds can help bring him back down to earth.

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