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Dennis Kneale: Macke let’s start with you…Patty Daum is talking about how the credit markets tonight are really thawing tonight…and her sources tell her it’s going to be helping the stock market. What do you think of that?
Jeff Macke: I have no idea Dennis…I’m going to talk to you like a child…if you understand what I’m saying, just say ‘yeah.’
DK: Okay, yeah.
JM: Yeah…see…you’re what happens when you’re trying to talk to car people at like half an hour ago…I dismissed these people as idiots YEARS AGO. And not that I finally try and engage them, they have no idea what I’m talking about.
DK: Okay…
It continues.
WTF
Jeff Macke is the man.
what a tool, add guy adami to the list of losers too, bunch of strokes
Exactly why I don’t drink until at least 2:36 PM
@5- this was last night, after Fast Money (7ish).
CNBC commentators and guests now requiring a 5 drink minimum to be on with DK.
Wow! SauceClops!
you need at least 3 beers to tolerate watching this shit, I’d imagine 7 to take part i it.
wow.
Alcohol doesn’t explain the weird twitchiness.
I like Guy Adami. You are all idiots.
@12- we’re not talking about Guy Adami, ‘tard, see yourself out of this conversation.
@11- seems like it was a coke cocktail
Fucking hilarious. That guy is on the CHRONIC.
@13 – I am sorry. I was responding to @3. I feel like such an idiot.
12
this is how CNBC should be all the time, it’d at least provide some (entertainment) value.
that’s a typical dartmouth grad for you.
–Hank Paulson
Paulson@18- I never let a drop of alcohol pass my lips during my Hanover days.
- T. Geith
Maybe he’s jewish.
Holy crap. That was weird. I hope CNBC has a rehab specialist on their payroll.
I think someday we’re gonna find out that CNBC circa 2007-2009 was a lot like SNL during the Belushi/Akroyd/Radner era.
@20- what the fuck would that have to do with it?
I just snorted coke out of my secretary’s ass before I pounded her ass to next Tuesday.
Dyzzle Ratigan
@23- great! now conquer leaving an actually funny comment.
it sounds like he definitely mixed some coke into those drinks.
This is what happens when you can’t handle your shit. I only cut him like three rails.
- Larry Kudlow
@23 – That was not funny. You are not worthy of this website.
hmmm mark haynes just ended his program “and the polar bear’s hair are transparent, see you tomorrow”. What does that mean?
I think he was having a blood sugar low. My son is diabetic and sounds just like that when his blood sugars get too low (
@24
Did you learn your grammar at Brown?
@24 – Are you Jeff Macke?
@31- sorry the joke you left as ‘guest’ wasn’t funny. there are no grammar errors in that comment.
@33
Not 31 here. Please re-read 24, it has a blatant grammatical error.
@34- I’ve read it. “now conquer leaving an actually funny comment.” as in, conquer the task that is leaving a comment which is actually funny, and not what you, mistakenly think is funny. please point out the error, if there is one.
@22 – You are a racist pervert.
fuck coke, sounds more like acid. i wish i could zoom in on his pupils, i bet they are dialated wide as frying pans
Yup, that was as uncomfortable as an interview with Joe Namath on the sideline
shows he’s smart in my opinion. CNBC not worth his time. might as well get drunk!
shows he’s smart in my opinion. CNBC not worth his time. might as well get drunk!
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and talk to CNBC like their kids, like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
Yeah, I remember talking to CNBC like their kids.
@34
Not 35 or 24 here. Comment 24 has no grammatical error.
shows he’s smart in my opinion. CNBC not worth his time. might as well get drunk!
@33
You sound like a Middlebury grad.
The sentence should read, “now conquer leaving a comment that is actually funny”.
33, I can’t believe you made me enter into this petty argument…I will always hate you for that.
when he says “I haven’t been on the rails in two days,” that’s an obvious lie.
cocksuckeringreenwich@44- no, that would simply be another way of putting it. both are correct. you should hate yourself for not thinking to pull the dick out of your ear, which is clearly affecting your brain functions.
definitely one of the stranger conversations I’ve witnessed – and I was raised by hippies.
Tax Chick
@46
Sounds like the humor of someone who went to state school.
I don’t get it.
Fast Money is like The Shield.
Fat bald guy named Macke hanging out with criminal Armenians
@44 – that’s just another way of writing the sentence, there is no error in the original, dumbass
@50– this isn’t Fast Money, but please, continue your racist comments.
I’m done on the grammar debate.
Watching you guys reply is like watching a monkey fucking a football.
@andrew– you do realize you were actively taking part in the debate/monkey fucking, right? right.
@55
Sometimes a good monkey fuck is exactly what the doctor ordered.
definitely one of the stranger conversations I’ve witnessed – and I was raised by hippies.
Tax Chick
@30…Comment of the day!
#44 – For future reference, periods go inside a quotation mark, not outside it. “is actually funny.”
Would like to bang tax chick w/ dooshbag-from-bridgeport/greenwich’s monkey shaped football.
How’s that (grammatically, I mean)?
Silly twoots
@59
This is a comment board on a blog. Who really cares about grammar?
IRONY!
@60 – for what purpose, because you can’t get it up yourself?
TC
andrew@59- um, you do!
@63
That was the ironic part.
Idiot.
Negs. Scared tax chick is actually Johnny the 17yr old from my neighborhood who routinely waxes his carrot to vogue magazines using sweet butter for lube.
@65 – you need to get out of your mother’s basement more often.
TC
@64 Owing to the fact that you are a douchebag, your days on DB with that moniker are numbered. Start posting anonymously like the rest of us or stop being…(nevermind, scratch the ‘or’ part)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AndrewfromGreenwich, loves to bash state schools, middlebury etc. but cant understand simple grammar. posts ~10 times in 1 thread. please stfu and go away
tax chick puts the lotion in the basket…
@69- you forgot to add “backtracks by adding that he was being ironic” to the list.
Andrewingreenwich, #59 here. #63 is a bit literal. I thought your comeback was pretty good.
@ Tax Chick: I think all the graduating seniors from University of Northeastern bumblefuck who didn’t get jobs in finance figure that posting on DB from the sweet dial-up connections of their childhood bedrooms is the next best thing.
Hence the commentary.
59 Not if its a Brit writing: “This comma and period inside the quotation marks business is strictly American usage. The British don’t do it that way. They are inclined to place commas and periods logically rather than conventionally, depending on whether the punctuation belongs to the quotation or to the sentence that contains the quotation, just as we do with question marks and exclamation points.”
@72
At least one person got it.
@AIG- just stop posting.
@girl: Usually the commentary is a bit less pre-adolescent teenage pocket rocker. Perhaps the lack of jobs has increased the basement traffic. I have noticed an uptick in the ass-banging-desk-hugging comments. Should have put me on notice. Sad testimony for DB.
TC
Macke
smokes
blunts
pot head
Macke
smokes
blunts
pot head
travel for a couple of days and all of the sudden there are a bunch of degenerates on here. @girl – are you not able to hold down the fort? what gives?
@77, totally agree, there used to be intellegent commentary, and humor that used innuendo/sarcasm/irony instead of 3rd grade stuff. Instead of reposting the same type of comment on every board, everyday. Where have all the smart people gone?
78-86 makes my point nicely
@ 87/88
I’m with you guys.
not making yourself look like an idiot on DB is the new killing it
@77- then be a grown-up and don’t read the comments.
In other news unrelated to retarded commenters and commentary about retarded commenters– Macke seems pretty lucid on Fast Money right now.
88 I think the problem may be that things have not been that interesting. The news is too few transactions and too much failing banks and autos or ponzi schemes. On the personal side its more dull work with less resources. Theres a pall over the social scene too. A few friends are unemployed or hanging by a thin wire, so any extravagance seems evil. I know these are not real problems like world hunger(except for the umemployment), just silly ones, but it does change the game. What think the rest of you?
Moron @89,
You are definitely part of the said juvenile crowd.
@78-86 kill yourself
@91 they used to be written by adults, that’s what made them worth reading
@94
I’m with you, pal.
@96- My point is, if you don’t like something, instead of complaining about it, do something (in this case, read the posts– not the comments–and that’s it).
Fuck yo couch..Dennis.