Apparently, the women who can't even remember to bring her ID to court is a dangerous and crafty agent of intrigue prone to flight at any moment.
Laura Pendergest-Holt, the Stanford Financial Group Co. executive indicted for obstructing a U.S. regulator's probe into an alleged $8 billion fraud, is a flight risk requiring electronic monitoring, U.S. prosecutors say.Pendergest-Holt, chief investment officer for one of three R. Allen Stanford-led businesses sued by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for misleading investors, pleaded innocent to the criminal charges on May 14. Freed on a $300,000 bond, she is wearing an electronic-monitoring ankle bracelet her lawyers say is unnecessary. Prosecutors disagree.
We're sold.
Stanford's Pendergest-Holt a Flight Risk, U.S. Prosecutors Say [Bloomberg]
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:18PM
However the device also doubles as a dildo so it all cool with Laura.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:19PM
I'll keep an eye on her for a small fee.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:24PM
Wilber, what do you think of my teeth?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:29PM
i'd hit it.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:32PM
@4, you would hit anything... but if you bagged her, ya, she is hittable...
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:32PM
I'll keep her secure in a well in my basement.
...so long as she remembers to put the lotion in the basket.
-Buffalo Bill
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:42PM
I know she's got two last names but I"m pretty sure she's just one person. Woman=1; Women=plural
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:43PM
Electronic ball gag?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 2:48PM
hmm......
I smell a Law & Order episode coming.
DUN! DUN!
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:25PM
for those wanting to hit it:
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:27PM
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc =- W I D E C L O P S !!!!
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:28PM
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc = W I D E C L O P S!!
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:32PM
http://www.daylife.com/photo/08fCaxP6aJ4xV - she has a small tumor above her lip and is a G U M C L O P S E
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:40PM
What's the correct spelling, Bess, could you please confirm...x-clopse or x-clops
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:42PM
@10-12: Is that Woody Harrelson next to her.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:43PM
She tore it up at the Preakness last weekend.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:48PM
@15: guess she pays her personal hitman/bouncer in kind, posing for penthouse centerfold
but shouldn't make althea jealous
mangy cat
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:48PM
@15: guess she pays her personal hitman/bouncer in kind, posing for penthouse centerfold
but shouldn't make althea jealous
mangy cat
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:52PM
Obligatory pound her in the ass comment even though her eyes have a Mexican family living between them.
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:53PM
Would it be weird to say that I want to hit with WITH the ankle bracelet on?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 3:58PM
@20: No, as long as she's wearing a ball gag
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 4:00PM
Anyone say gumgate?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 4:04PM
@16 I had her in my Superfecta. Will this affect her chances of running at Belmont?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 4:23PM
@16 Nicely done!
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 4:45PM
@10, c'mon man, haven't you ever heard of a paper grocery bag?
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 4:55PM
@24 that joke has been done before.
Posted by trojan , May 20, 2009 6:34PM
"You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there."
Posted by guest , May 20, 2009 8:28PM
She's not looking to cocky in those photo links.....and besides, her teeth are crooked.
Posted by MoneyBoss , May 21, 2009 9:18AM
Definitely do her. Yum.