• 20 May 2009 at 2:14 PM

Laura Pendergest-Holt In Danger Of Not Flying Free

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lph4.jpgApparently, the women who can’t even remember to bring her ID to court is a dangerous and crafty agent of intrigue prone to flight at any moment.

Laura Pendergest-Holt, the Stanford Financial Group Co. executive indicted for obstructing a U.S. regulator’s probe into an alleged $8 billion fraud, is a flight risk requiring electronic monitoring, U.S. prosecutors say.
Pendergest-Holt, chief investment officer for one of three R. Allen Stanford-led businesses sued by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission for misleading investors, pleaded innocent to the criminal charges on May 14. Freed on a $300,000 bond, she is wearing an electronic-monitoring ankle bracelet her lawyers say is unnecessary. Prosecutors disagree.

We’re sold.
Stanford’s Pendergest-Holt a Flight Risk, U.S. Prosecutors Say [Bloomberg]

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Comments (28)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    However the device also doubles as a dildo so it all cool with Laura.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    I’ll keep an eye on her for a small fee.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Wilber, what do you think of my teeth?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    i’d hit it.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @4, you would hit anything… but if you bagged her, ya, she is hittable…

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    I know she’s got two last names but I”m pretty sure she’s just one person. Woman=1; Women=plural

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Electronic ball gag?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    hmm……
    I smell a Law & Order episode coming.
    DUN! DUN!

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    for those wanting to hit it:
    http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc =- W I D E C L O P S !!!!

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/03cZ3V33OYdBc = W I D E C L O P S!!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/08fCaxP6aJ4xV – she has a small tumor above her lip and is a G U M C L O P S E

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    What’s the correct spelling, Bess, could you please confirm…x-clopse or x-clops

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    @10-12: Is that Woody Harrelson next to her.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    She tore it up at the Preakness last weekend.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    @15: guess she pays her personal hitman/bouncer in kind, posing for penthouse centerfold
    but shouldn’t make althea jealous
    mangy cat

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    @15: guess she pays her personal hitman/bouncer in kind, posing for penthouse centerfold
    but shouldn’t make althea jealous
    mangy cat

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    Obligatory pound her in the ass comment even though her eyes have a Mexican family living between them.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    Would it be weird to say that I want to hit with WITH the ankle bracelet on?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    @20: No, as long as she’s wearing a ball gag

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Anyone say gumgate?

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    @16 I had her in my Superfecta. Will this affect her chances of running at Belmont?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    @16 Nicely done!

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @10, c’mon man, haven’t you ever heard of a paper grocery bag?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    @24 that joke has been done before.

  26. 26
    Posted by trojan | May 20, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    “You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.”

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    She’s not looking to cocky in those photo links…..and besides, her teeth are crooked.

  28. 28
    Posted by MoneyBoss | May 21, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    Definitely do her. Yum.

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