• 19 May 2009 at 4:56 PM

Layoffs Watch ’09: Credit Suisse

By Bess Levin

Some population restructuring is said to be going down at the House of Dougan this afternoon. So far affected: leveraged finance. No word on parting packages (yet), though Shake Shack on Brady would be nice but unlikely, as he’s having some money trubs at the moment.

Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Credit Suisse…. House of Dimon??

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    Shack Shack?

  3. 3
    Posted by Bess Levin | May 19, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    @1- yes, I screwed that up. I have Jamie on the brain at all times.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Bess – it seems like it has been a bad day for you. Do we need to pony up and send something over?

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Bess… could you please write something about Credit Suisse without mentioning Shake Shack?? Seriously, this is a joke that overstayed its welcome by 2007.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    @5- There’s nothing else to say about Credit Suisse, so no.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    @5- go fuck yourself.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    @5- how’d your layoff from CS go?

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nffDGxk-anE&feature=popular
    Be proud New York. Be proud.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    @5- SS is the only thing worth noting when it comes to Credit Suisse.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    Layoffs at Food Emporium going down as well. Produce Division and Home Delivery Specialists expected to be hit hardest.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    What does Lev Fin exactly do given sponsor deals are down 98%….
    I know traders trade the shit at pennies/dollar but thats High Yield trading not lev fin

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Credit Suisse Houston is the new old killing it.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    I heard 15 has the clap…

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    CLAPCLOPS

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | May 19, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    @6, 7, 8, & 10… go eat a fat dick.

  17. 17
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | May 19, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    9,
    That is amazing.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    I suggest these guys take their severance dollars and buy HUN to backdoor recoup from those CS d-bags.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | May 20, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    Too much Swiss, did not Cheese

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | August 24, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    @5. There’s all kinds of “shacking” to talk about besides just shake shack anyhow. How about Credit Suisse Madison Ave’s director of talent and global diversity shacking up with a boyfriend/ fiance who was at least alledged according to the media of sexually abusing his daughter? Does she really need to be around the young incoming new talent? Far more scary conversations to have here than the Shake Shack which is where she should end up for the type of shacking she has been doing.

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