‘Cause this thing is being slapped together ASAP, people. Oliver Stone was in the Power Merchant Group’s office at 40 Wall Street Friday for about just under an hour, scouting locations for the sequel, tentatively scheduled to start shooting this summer. (In related news, PMG is the employer of Oyster Boy, meaning there’s a chance we’ll get that shellfish eating contest plotline yet!)
Update: The clock is ticking faster than we thought. O-stones was spotted on the floor of the NYSE today, presumably searching for money shots.
Earlier: Casting the Wall Street Sequel
Limited Time Left To Break Up Negotiations Between Shia LaBeouf And Wall Street 2 Producers
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oyster boy should take the part
Someone reenact French Connection’s car chase and run down Labeouf in the process.
TGFD dead at 61. He suffered a massive cerebral enema but did not suffer.
He leaves behind all his friends on DB who welcomed him in to the fold with open arms.
He will be missed.
maybe goldman will let them shoot on the floor to rehabilitate their image?
If I have to read “Shia LaBeouf” name one more time I will start my own Ponzi Scheme.
Don’t do it, Olly!
OK, but that begs the question: Who should get the role instead of Shia? (Are we sure he isn’t Sunni?-that would disqualify him instantaneously.)
The part should go to: Benicio Del Toro, you cocksuckers.
I would not even let Shia LeBeouf pound Jamie Diamond in the ass. Never. No.
Let’s hope the sequal is as realistic as the original.
SHIA LEBEOUF IS MY FAVORITE.
- E. Reuther
Dying in Delaware is the new “killin’ it.”
What about the Other Guy from Delaware.
Let’s have another Obama Portfolio update, so that all you Republican daytraders can choke on your doritos.
@4 i lol’d. TGFD is a scourge.
Jeremy Piven.
I would rather watch a Spike Lee remake WS2.
Erin Burnett as the hooker who blows Shia in the back seat of the taxi.
I’m going to get my blue shirt with white collar and initialed cuffs, seal of the City of New York gold cuff links, rent a Patek-Phillipe watch, buy an Armani charcoal gray custom made suit, get a purple silk tie, get a spray on tan, polish the Mont Blanc pen, wear butt cheek falsies and put a roll of over-the-calf socks in the front of the pants, get my teeth veneered, get a faux-hawk haircut and practice the moves of the guy with the buzz cut in the Men’s Wearhouse ads, effortlesly learn how to say, “first tranche non-negotiable lock-ins” a hundred times fast and then….tryout for a walk on with feature credit as “Douchebag”.
Bess,
What happened to the Obama Portfolio? Are you going to resume it when the market dives 50%?
Starved for Data
Charlie Sheen should play Martin Sheen’s old role and they should open with him waking up with a prosty.classic irony..maybe stick Emilio Estevez in as a defunct Floor Broker for some well needed coin? and Phyliss Diller should play Darryl Hannah’s role….
@18- direct your sarcasm elsewhere: EP is the one who does the Obama Portfolio.
Stone cannot bring the magic twice. I predict this movie will suck ass. He will probably cast Sharon Stone, Woody Harrelson, That Brolin dick, Nick Cage or some other overhyped actors.
@ 18 – Direct it here – I like any attention!
…Emilio Estevez
Tyler Perry should remake it as an all black Wall Street titled ________________
Whatever happened to Oyster Boy’s burger challenge? Anal_yst and 1-2 are still waiting to bust out their cheerleading outfits…
My agent put me on hold the other day because he had to take an important call from Charro.
Hey #23 – I ask the questions and arrange the Mad Libs around here – got it?
Ok – everyone –Tyler Perry should remake it as an all black Wall Street titled ________________.
Bess and/or EP
@26
Hey that was pretty _____ing funny you ___sucking ___-bag !
-23
How dare you call me @26!!!
Manu or Arsenal ? discuss
Ok ok #27 – I got this one,, I got this one…
glare,lemon and golf??
Wait – I don’t get it..
“Update: The clock is ticking faster than we thought. O-stones was spotted on the floor of the NYSE today, presumably searching for money shots.”
He should go looking in Barney Frank’s office…OH
@23 – “Black Scholes”
@31 that would be the porn remake of WS called Wall Street 2 – Bigger, longer and uncut
Christian Bale, reprising Patrick Bateman in WS2 must happen.
@23 – what about “Phat Tail Risk”?
Should pick up where the Sopranos left off. GG escapes from club fed, and then wears a members only jacket to whack Tony.
Two totally unsatisfied genres taken care of contemporenously.
@29 l’Arse.
@23 – Black Friday: Market dumps like a truck
Johnny Drama. Sexually harrassing Tori Spelling.
VICTORY!!!!!!
Brad (almighty) on a yacht in the hudson in opening scene
Don’t worry – given his movies lately, how many people are going to see this?
5?
6?
larry kudlow as the hooker who blows Shia in the backseat of the taxi
this movie is gonna be soooo baller!
@ Girl
Yea, uh, about that…
Otherwise, I’m inclined to guess this movie will suck horribly. I vaguely remember Stone saying something about how he hates the money culture or some such shit. Thats not to say I won’t be trying out for the aforementioned role of “Douchebag #1,” though…
@20
But Bess is the boss.
shia as the hooker who blows michele obama in the backseat of the taxi
is tim sykes available?
please, do not let shia leblows do wall street 2. i cannot think of anything more depressing.
leblows has already destroyed one epic movie franchise, indiana jones.
he was terrible in transformers, it’s a cause-effect mistake to assume the success was attributable to him.
he is nothing like charlie sheen – leblows acts like a 13 year old with stubble.
maybe leblows can have a part as a college intern and someone else can have the real job.
if Shia can save the world from 20 story tall transformers in search of the Allspark, I trust he can tackle gordon gekko.
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@11 – AB. I’m lurking as usual. I think the reports of my hommie’s demise are premature.
The Other Guy from Delaware
@48
i fear i am missing the irony in your post
but if not, wow
TmZHIJ Thank you ever so for you post.Really thank you! Much obliged.