'Cause this thing is being slapped together ASAP, people. Oliver Stone was in the Power Merchant Group's office at 40 Wall Street Friday for about just under an hour, scouting locations for the sequel, tentatively scheduled to start shooting this summer. (In related news, PMG is the employer of Oyster Boy, meaning there's a chance we'll get that shellfish eating contest plotline yet!)
Update: The clock is ticking faster than we thought. O-stones was spotted on the floor of the NYSE today, presumably searching for money shots.
Earlier: Casting the Wall Street Sequel
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:35PM
oyster boy should take the part
Posted by Novice , May 04, 2009 4:38PM
Someone reenact French Connection's car chase and run down Labeouf in the process.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:40PM
i loathe shia laboeuf
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:40PM
TGFD dead at 61. He suffered a massive cerebral enema but did not suffer.
He leaves behind all his friends on DB who welcomed him in to the fold with open arms.
He will be missed.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:42PM
maybe goldman will let them shoot on the floor to rehabilitate their image?
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:43PM
If I have to read "Shia LaBeouf" name one more time I will start my own Ponzi Scheme.
Don't do it, Olly!
OK, but that begs the question: Who should get the role instead of Shia? (Are we sure he isn't Sunni?-that would disqualify him instantaneously.)
The part should go to: Benicio Del Toro, you cocksuckers.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:43PM
I would not even let Shia LeBeouf pound Jamie Diamond in the ass. Never. No.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:43PM
Let's hope the sequal is as realistic as the original.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:45PM
SHIA LEBEOUF IS MY FAVORITE.
- E. Reuther
Posted by Lowly Assistant , May 04, 2009 4:47PM
Dying in Delaware is the new "killin' it."
Posted by american bandersnatch , May 04, 2009 4:50PM
What about the Other Guy from Delaware.
Posted by maggies farmboy , May 04, 2009 4:52PM
Let's have another Obama Portfolio update, so that all you Republican daytraders can choke on your doritos.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:52PM
@4 i lol'd. TGFD is a scourge.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:53PM
Jeremy Piven.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:55PM
I would rather watch a Spike Lee remake WS2.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 4:59PM
Erin Burnett as the hooker who blows Shia in the back seat of the taxi.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:00PM
I'm going to get my blue shirt with white collar and initialed cuffs, seal of the City of New York gold cuff links, rent a Patek-Phillipe watch, buy an Armani charcoal gray custom made suit, get a purple silk tie, get a spray on tan, polish the Mont Blanc pen, wear butt cheek falsies and put a roll of over-the-calf socks in the front of the pants, get my teeth veneered, get a faux-hawk haircut and practice the moves of the guy with the buzz cut in the Men's Wearhouse ads, effortlesly learn how to say, "first tranche non-negotiable lock-ins" a hundred times fast and then....tryout for a walk on with feature credit as "Douchebag".
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:00PM
Bess,
What happened to the Obama Portfolio? Are you going to resume it when the market dives 50%?
Starved for Data
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:01PM
Charlie Sheen should play Martin Sheen's old role and they should open with him waking up with a prosty.classic irony..maybe stick Emilio Estevez in as a defunct Floor Broker for some well needed coin? and Phyliss Diller should play Darryl Hannah's role....
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:02PM
@18- direct your sarcasm elsewhere: EP is the one who does the Obama Portfolio.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:03PM
Stone cannot bring the magic twice. I predict this movie will suck ass. He will probably cast Sharon Stone, Woody Harrelson, That Brolin dick, Nick Cage or some other overhyped actors.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:04PM
@ 18 - Direct it here - I like any attention!
...Emilio Estevez
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:08PM
Tyler Perry should remake it as an all black Wall Street titled ________________
Posted by girl , May 04, 2009 5:08PM
Whatever happened to Oyster Boy's burger challenge? Anal_yst and 1-2 are still waiting to bust out their cheerleading outfits...
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:08PM
My agent put me on hold the other day because he had to take an important call from Charro.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:10PM
Hey #23 - I ask the questions and arrange the Mad Libs around here - got it?
Ok - everyone --Tyler Perry should remake it as an all black Wall Street titled ________________.
Bess and/or EP
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:13PM
@26
Hey that was pretty _____ing funny you ___sucking ___-bag !
-23
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:15PM
How dare you call me @26!!!
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:19PM
Manu or Arsenal ? discuss
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:19PM
Ok ok #27 - I got this one,, I got this one...
glare,lemon and golf??
Wait - I don't get it..
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:21PM
"Update: The clock is ticking faster than we thought. O-stones was spotted on the floor of the NYSE today, presumably searching for money shots."
He should go looking in Barney Frank's office...OH
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:23PM
@23 - "Black Scholes"
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:23PM
@31 that would be the porn remake of WS called Wall Street 2 - Bigger, longer and uncut
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:25PM
Christian Bale, reprising Patrick Bateman in WS2 must happen.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:26PM
@23 - what about "Phat Tail Risk"?
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 5:40PM
Should pick up where the Sopranos left off. GG escapes from club fed, and then wears a members only jacket to whack Tony.
Two totally unsatisfied genres taken care of contemporenously.
Posted by Novice , May 04, 2009 5:49PM
@29 l'Arse.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 6:02PM
@23 - Black Friday: Market dumps like a truck
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 6:28PM
Johnny Drama. Sexually harrassing Tori Spelling.
VICTORY!!!!!!
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 8:12PM
Brad (almighty) on a yacht in the hudson in opening scene
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 9:23PM
Don't worry - given his movies lately, how many people are going to see this?
5?
6?
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 10:06PM
larry kudlow as the hooker who blows Shia in the backseat of the taxi
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 10:18PM
this movie is gonna be soooo baller!
Posted by Anal_yst , May 04, 2009 10:34PM
@ Girl
Yea, uh, about that...
Otherwise, I'm inclined to guess this movie will suck horribly. I vaguely remember Stone saying something about how he hates the money culture or some such shit. Thats not to say I won't be trying out for the aforementioned role of "Douchebag #1," though...
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 10:37PM
@20
But Bess is the boss.
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 11:37PM
shia as the hooker who blows michele obama in the backseat of the taxi
Posted by guest , May 04, 2009 11:39PM
is tim sykes available?
Posted by guest , May 05, 2009 12:38AM
please, do not let shia leblows do wall street 2. i cannot think of anything more depressing.
leblows has already destroyed one epic movie franchise, indiana jones.
he was terrible in transformers, it's a cause-effect mistake to assume the success was attributable to him.
he is nothing like charlie sheen - leblows acts like a 13 year old with stubble.
maybe leblows can have a part as a college intern and someone else can have the real job.
Posted by guest , May 05, 2009 5:28AM
if Shia can save the world from 20 story tall transformers in search of the Allspark, I trust he can tackle gordon gekko.
-fratombomb.com
Posted by guest , May 05, 2009 6:52AM
@11 - AB. I'm lurking as usual. I think the reports of my hommie's demise are premature.
The Other Guy from Delaware
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , May 05, 2009 7:02AM
@48
i fear i am missing the irony in your post
but if not, wow