- YES: Jamie Dimon just bitched out the announcer while he was reading the whole forward looking statement thing. (“Can we just skip all that and get to the call? Thanks.”)
- CFO Mike Cavanagh in the house
- Rockin’ out with our glocks out. As you might’ve heard, the government says we don’t need shit.
- We feel like it was a conservative stress test…pretty stringent…reasonable
- The fact that we have such a strong position and earnings power makes us feel good
- We feel good about the future of the place
- Jamie has nothing to say
- Guy Moszkowski has a question about “the credit card stuff.” As presented rather than managed basis, does that change the bottom line? A: No.
- John McDonald: With the rules of repaying TARP clarified, can you talk more on that, Jamie?
- JD: The best we know right now is there will be a process for those who want to repay, which we will be involved in.
- Moshe Orenbuch: John and Guy asked my questions.
And we’re done here.
That. Was. Awesome.
Jamie Dimon is the last hitter
Wow, way to be a big man Jamie, bitch out the poor announcer just trying to do the job they were instructed to do. Christ, he’s such a douche.
@3- yeah, it was actually kind of harsh.
What is the forward looking statement thing?
/not a major bank CEO
Dimon’s got places to be
I can’t see him, but I bet he’s wearing a douchey turtleneck
Hahah that wasn’t harsh, that was just money. Straight shootin… I like it.
Hahah that wasn’t harsh, that was just money. Straight shootin JD… I like it.
Even under a scenario of two years of no profit, they’re still way above 4%
BAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLIN
Dimon doesn’t have SHIT to say
let’s field a question from this Merril Lynch, I mean, BofA tool
@9 – I bet you love it when JD shoots all over your face.
Of course Wamu is included you dumb bastard
Thundering herd or herd of morons?
And like that… *poof*… they were gone.
-2StopShop
Jamie Diamond is so f’ing official. This guy must be so difficult to talk to.
-fratombomb.com
@15- Diamond? Seriously?
@15 & 16 – Dustin Diamond’s father, right?
-2SS
JD, you are a gilded douche.
JT
Jamie Dimon needs to put on his big boy pants. If he has any.
Vikram
thanks bess. i dont even bother to listen to these calls any more because of the stellar DB coverage team.
This just in–Jamie Dimon will now replace Nick Saban and play the role of Nick Saban in the film version of ‘The Blind Side’.
Jamie Diamond more like Jamie Stonemason – I smell a conspiracy
The Guy From Delaware